Chapter 9

I'm about to go to my room, when I hear someone open the front door.

Me: "Whose there?

No one answers, of course.

The door slams again, and I curse loudly.

Me: "Shit, I have a baseball bat and I'm not afraid to use it." (Don't even have baseball bat)

I go to my bedroom, and close the door. The house keeps making weird creaking noises, and I almost have panic attack.

Random voice: "Oooooh, ooohh... (Ghost voice)

Turn all the lights on, and get my ghost detecting stuff out.

Me: "Is anyone there? Did someone disturb you?"

Random voice: "Yes, this was my old bedroom. I will be here forever if you don't move out or pay me $500 dollars in cash." (Ghost voice)

I go to my safe and get $50 dollars in cash and lay it on my makeup desk. Outside the wind blows and I look out, when I look down at the money it's gone.

Suddenly the door opens, and my ghost equipment is gone.

Me: "Damn it! Just tell me who you are!"

There's a scream and I literally piss my pants. I look out the door both ways, but nothing. A gunshot could be heard, and I wasn't sure to jump out the window or hide in the bathtub.

I close my eyes and pray for this to all go away and thank god answered my prayers.

Alex Muse: "Wake up! Damn what the hell is wrong with you?"

Me: "What are you doing here?" (Rub eyes)

Alex Muse: "I could hear you yelling all the way from downstairs."

Me: "How'd you get in my house?" (Hands on hips)

Alex Muse: "The door was unlocked." (Looks down shamefully)

I go downstairs and see everybody in my house.

Me: "You guys need to get out of my fucking house, period. Move it!" (Point at the door)

Everybody leaves and goes out with their heads down.

Me: "I'm gonna change the locks on this damn house, and you'll see whose gonna be locked out, bitches! (Yells out the door)

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