Chapter 9: Damn Pervert
Miroku's Dream
"Ladies, ladies! No need to fight. There's plenty of Miroku to go around." Miroku said to two girls that were on either sides of him.
"Oh Miroku! You're so sexy, funny, irresistible, smart, charming….I want you sooo bad!" One of the girls said. Was that Sango? Well it is Miroku's dream. I wonder who the other chick is.
"I've wanted you since the first time I saw you! I want your body on top of mine baby!" the other chick said.
My breath caught in my throat when I figured out who that other girl was. It was me!
"You two are truly the sexiest and intelligent women I have ever met." Miroku charmed the dream me and Sango.
Miroku leaned over to Sango and started kissing her while he had his hand on my ass, rubbing it.
'Okay, this is even to disturbing to watch in a dream!' I thought in disgust.
Then he stopped kissing her and went over to me and started making out with me! Damn did that boy know how to get rough and intimate! I felt like I was being sucked into a porno film!
He started caressing my boob while he was kissing me and the dream me actually moaned! Okay, this was waaaay to creepy! I actually started twitching!
"Come now ladies. To the bedroom!" Miroku guided.
That's it! I can't take this any longer!' I screamed in my head as I charged towards the trio. I turned Miroku around and slapped him while yelling, "You sick, perverted, sex crazed bastard!"
I was far too busy scolding the lech in front of me to take notice of the unrecognizable figure hiding in the shadows. Just who was this creep?
End Miroku's Dream
I guess I slapped him a bit too hard, since I ended back up in reality right after.
Only seconds after I came back to the real world, Miroku woke up in alarm, grabbing his cheek.
I mentally laughed and asked mockingly, "What happened Miroku? Have a bad dream?"
"Hm? Definitely! Let's just say it was uh….very promising!" Miroku said, scratching the back of his head out of nervousness.
Inuyasha walked in the room carrying 3 cups of coffee on a tray and sat them down on his cabinet. He passed one to me and Miroku and then took one for himself.
"Thanks Inuyasha!" I said rather cheerfully.
"Well you're in an overly cheerful mood." Inuyasha joked.
"Let's just say that I saw some things I really didn't wanna see, but I took perfect care of them." I said happily.
Inuyasha simply shrugged as we finished our coffee.
"You got me so hypnotized the way you body rollin' round and round. That booty keep bumpin' titties just jumppin' up and down" My phone rang. I checked the caller ID.
"Hey Sango! What's up?" I greeted.
"Hey! I was wondering if you and the guys wanted to go clubbing tonight!" Sango offered.
"Hold on, let me check." I said as I put the phone away from me as I asked the guys, "Do you guys wanna go clubbing tonight?"
"Hells yea!"
"You know it!"
I put the phone back to my ear and confirmed, "Yup! We're up for it. Where and when?"
"Tonight at 11 at the Blue Dragon."
"Okay see ya then! Bye."
"Peace."
I hung up the phone and went to go get ready for tonight.
I'm still not exactly sure why, but I have the strangest feeling that something bad is going to take place tonight. Something that'll change my life forever...
