A/N: How was everyone's Christmas? Mine was pretty damn good…got an XBOX 360, a new cell phone and some other good stuff…but here's my present to you guys! Read and enjoy! Oh and big-ups to Young Neil for lending me his OCC, Cookie for this story, however she will appear in a later chapter because I'm studying her character right now...but seriously READ AND ENJOY!

Disclaimer: MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS AND I DON'T OWN THE BOONDOCKS!


Chapter 9: The Preps Vs. The Boondocks

The morning after…

Huey yawned and looked at Jazmine's Hello Kitty digital clock. It read '8:30AM'. He then looked down at Jazmine who was sound asleep on his bare chest. Huey had taken his shirt off right before they went to sleep. Becoming bored by the chirps of the morning birds, he slowly began to massage her back. Her skin was soft like a baby's bottom. Huey traced his index finger up and down her spine. Her eyes slowly opened.

"Good morning…" Jazmine yawned. Even though she had just woke up her emerald eyes sparkled in joy of seeing her man.

"Good morning." Huey said putting his hands behind his neck. "How are feeling?"

"Great, just enjoying my new bed!" she giggled, tracing her fingers around his abs.

"Did you know they say real love takes its victim by surprise?" Huey asked his lover.

"Oh yes!" she clapped her hands. "I heard that in a song before."

"Oh really? Who's the artist?"

"Georgia Anne Muldrow."

"…" Huey stared at Jazmine blankly.

"What? That's the artist's name!" she exclaimed. The mulatto then shot up from her position on top of Huey.

"Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! So what are you sitting up for?"

"Cuz I hear something…"

Suddenly the door flew open to reveal District Attorney Thomas DuBois.

"HUEY FREEMAN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY LITTLE GIRL'S BED?!"

"Mr. DuBois, it's not what it looks like…" Huey said jumping out of the bed, with Jazmine in hot pursuit. Jazmine had on Huey's combat shirt, which fitted her like a dress.

"Jazmine, you better have underwear on under there!"

It was almost like you could see actual steam coming out of Tom's ears.

"Yes daddy…" she said in fear. No one ever heard Tom sound this furious ever since he was possessed by Stinkmeaner. Maybe a little bit of Stinkmeaner is still inside of him…

"Now what exactly is the meaning of this?!"

"Well daddy, I didn't wanna be alone last night so I asked Huey if he wanted to spend the night."

"And have sexual relations?!" Tom yelled.

"No, never…daddy can't you see I love this man?!"

"That's no excuse missy!" Tom then sighed. "But since I love you and know Huey pretty well…just don't let it happen again." his frown then transformed into a semi-smile.

"Thanks daddy!" she hugged and kissed her father on the cheek.

Tom looked deep into Huey's eyes. "You better treat my PRINCESS like a QUEEN!"

"Of course, Mr. DuBois." Huey laughed in his mind. He couldn't take Tom serious even with all the bass he was using in his voice.

"Okay now go throw on a shirt!"

Huey chuckled at Tom's comment.

"I'm serious…" he said tapping his foot.

"Alright man." Huey then glanced over to Jazmine.

"Oh yeah…hold on lemme go slip into something else." she winked.

A couple of hours later at Woodcrest Hills…(12:00pm)

"In a mere five hours, we shall get our REVENGE!" Bif said wrapping tape around his fists.

"Oh yes, such a great day for fighting!" the boy with rather large muscles grinned.

"Guys, what if Riley actually brings some guns?" Chad asked.

"He wont…" Bif smiled. "But we will…" he then showcased his fellow peers his secret weapon.

Meanwhile at the Freeman Residence…(12:15pm)

"Huey don't get mad when I tell you this but…" Riley started.

"You had sex with Carmela already?" Huey asked, finishing the statement.

"No, we're actually gonna take slow-ow-ow-owwww!" Riley sang like John Legend.

"Okay then, what's up?"

"Bif called me yesterday and he issued a five on five open challenge."

"And you accepted like a dumbass, didn't ya?"

"Sorry man, you know how Young Reezy's ego can get…"

"Yea but where are we gonna get three more people from?"

"Well you and Cee got my back, right?"

"Yea, but only because you're my dumbass brother." Huey sighed.

"Word word, I think just us three can handle them…"

"I don't know, those spoiled kids have tons of resources." Huey said in a worried voice.

"Blah, we can do it!"

"Well let's spar, just to see if you can still fight." Huey said getting into his fighting stance.

"Sure…why the hell not?!" Riley charged at Huey.

Three Hours and forty-five minutes later…(4PM)

The whole room was destroyed. Huey and Riley however seemed undamaged.

"Damn Riley, you're way better than you use to be." Huey said wiping some sweat from his eyebrow.

"Likewise, sensei…" he bowed. The blood brothers then shook hands.

"You know what? I'm kinda lookin' forward to beating these fools. I bet they work with the government."

"Me too, son…" Riley then noticed his phone was vibrating on his desk.

"Wut up!"

"Hey papi!" Carmela greeted her boyfriend.

"How are ya?" he asked, his tough voice softening.

"I'm kinda mad with mi papi at the moment."

"Why? What did he do to you?!" Riley growled.

"Nothing, physically at least…"

"You need to come over or somethin?"

"No I was just checkin on my papichulo!"

"Oh word, well I'm getting' ready to go take care of some 'business' so I'll holla at ya later, babe!"

"Adios, sexy love!" she then ended the line.

"You ready?" Huey asked tying a red headband around his head. The eldest Freeman brother had on an all black Gi with red fighting gloves and the red handband wrapped around his head. Meanwhile Riley had on a white du-rag, a black tanktop, army camo pants and all black Timberlands.

"Ready like Bebop and Rocksteady!"

"What?"

"Shit man gimme a break!" Riley shrugged his shoulders. "There was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles marathon on TV today!"

At Woodcrest Square Mall…(4:59PM)

The mall seemed to be a barren wasteland for some odd reason.

"This looks like a ghost town." Huey said. He scanned the location and noticed the mall itself was under construction, so the fight must be outside. Riley just stood in a fighting stance, ready for a surprise attack.

"I don't have a good feelin' about this…" Riley wiped some sweat off his forehead.

Meanwhile on the rooftops…

"Ok gents…" Bif calmly spoke holding his secret weapon. "Operation: TAKEOVER BOONDOCKS is now in effect." Bif and his crew of twenty men took position.

Back on the ground level…

"Where the hell is Caesar at?" Riley asked, still keeping on his toes.

"He's on his way…it's now 5:10 and still no preps." Huey said looking at his watch.

"Riley Freeman!" Bif yelled from a rooftop.

"C'mon let's settle this!" Riley threw his black tank top off.

"Well let's make this more interesting, if my team wins…" he scratched his chin until a idea popped in his evil mind. "Jazmine, Cindy and that new girl have to become our personal slaves." Bif smiled.

"Fine! But if we win we get one-fourth of your stomping grounds in Woodcrest Hills!"

"Ok deal…well get ready!" Bif withdrew his secret weapon.

"Holy shit! That's a Bottle Rocket gun!" Riley's voice trembled in absolute fear.

The Bottle Rocket Gun is a weapon that shoots out explosives, such as firecrackers. It like a miniature grenade launcher. It was originally created by Billy Matthews, but it was brought out by the preps once he went pro in the NBA.

"Way to go Riley…I told you they have resources!" Huey kept his focus on Bif.

"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!" This is gonna be good!" Bif signaled for the rest of his henchmen to reveal themselves. Now twenty men with Bottle Rocket guns stood on the rooftops aimed at the Freeman Brothers. Suddenly Chad ran up behind Huey and kicked him in the back sending the future revolutionary into the asphalt. Riley immediately grabbed Chad and threw him through a nearby glass table. Young Reezy then ran over to check on his older brother.

"You alright, nigga?"

"Yea, but he got lucky." Huey wiped the debris off of his all black Gi.

Now two more boys came from the rooftops with Bottle Rocket Guns surrounding the brothers.

"Well looks like it's over for you niggers!" Marty, a rather skinny prep laughed. Riley spat in his face, temporarily disabling his vision and delivered a quick right jab to his pretty boy face.

"FIRE!" Bif yelled. Everyone from their rooftop positions then fired their piece on command. Huey started doing cartwheels to evade the attacks. He then started doing back flips to dodge the flurry of bottle rockets. The courtyard of the mall now looked like a Fourth of July fireworks show. Now the preps had to reload this gave Huey some time.

"Man I need to disarm them somehow…" He then noticed that preps hit their own two men down on the battlefield. This left two vacant Bottle Rocket guns at their disposal. Huey then grabbed one gun and tossed the other one to Riley. They both looked at each other and then gave a quick nod to each other. They then ran from their cover spots and began to fire their whole load at the roof. Smoke now cover the battlefield. The Freeman brothers were panting heavily.

"Shit, I think we got em…" Riley coughed.

The smoke cleared slowly. Both boys had their full attention to the rooftops. The rooftops were completely cleared out!

"Yes! We did it!" Huey hugged Riley.

"Kind of quick to celebrate, eh?" Bif yelled as him, Derby, Marcos, Sheldon and Russel were all on the ground level facing the Freeman Brothers.

"Damn…look at that huge mofo back there!" Riley gasped referring to Russel.

"You want some little man?!" Russel beat his chest like King Kong.

"Down Russel. This is personal…" Bif then took off his aquaberry sweater.

"One on one, right?" Riley arched an eyebrow. "No interference?"

"Nope just me and YOU!" Bif yelled throwing a powerful kick to Riley's mid-section. The young thug let out a yelp as Bif's foot hit him hard in the ribs. The crowd of preps cheered as they saw Riley fall to his knees. Riley quickly regained his composure, but was welcomed back up by a furious uppercut to the chin, sending him flying back to the ground. Bif started taunting Riley, while he slowly got back up to his feet. The prep then became airborne and landed on top of Riley and began throwing lefts and rights like a mad man. Huey closed his eyes tight, he couldn't bare to watch his get beat down. Bif looked at his knuckles noticing they had fresh blood on them. Riley's right eye had a big gash below it. Riley had a sudden burst of energy and threw a flurry of high speed jabs, but they just wouldn't connect. Bif let out a snobby laugh and he caught one of Riley's punches and squeezed his fist. Riley yelled as he continued to apply to the squeeze. Bif was ready to end this so he showed off his boxing and hit Riley with ten left hooks and ten right hooks in a row with lightning speed. Huey tried to run to check on his brother but he was being held back by Russel.

"Oh boy, I can't wait until I get that latina whore!" Bif grinned devilishly. "I'm going to stab it all night.ALL…NIGHT…LONG!" Riley heard those three words echo through his head. He then bounced back up with eyes full of rage. He charged at Bif and hit him with a powerful haymaker. Bif instantly spat out tons of blood and even a couple of teeth. Riley then followed up with a breath-taking left hook to the right rib. As Bif tried to catch his breath he had little time to recover since Riley grabbed him by the neck and slung him into a nearby store window causing the alarm to go off. Bif was out for the count however though Russel let out a roar and charged at Riley. Just as it seemed like Riley was going to get ran over by Russel, the corn-rowed Freeman brother lifted up his right knee causing it to stab Russel in the gut and knock all of the wind out of him. Sheldon then came running and was easily knocked backwards by a round-house kick. And then there was two, Derby and Marcos remained. Huey smiled at Riley.

"Let's show them how we did it back in the CHI!" Huey then signaled Marcos to 'bring it on.'

Derby was the tri-county boxing champion but that didn't phase Young Reezy at all. The young prep threw a mean left hook but totally missed his target. And on cue Riley took advantage of the missed hit and punched in him between the eyes breaking his nose instantly. Huey was also having a field day with his opponent. Marcos threw powerful haymakers and they were hitting everything EXCEPT for Huey. The afro warrior then judo chopped Marcos in the neck instantly knocking him out.

"We did it…" Riley panted hard and then fainted.

"C'mon we gotta get you home." Huey picked his brother up.

Suddenly a black Lincoln Town car pulled up in front of Huey. It was no other than the Brooklyn native…

"So what did I miss?" Caesar asked, lacing up his red boxing gloves.

"The whole damn fight!" Huey sighed.

Caesar scanned the war zone and his jaw dropped.

"Damn ya'll niggas are brutal!"

"It was mostly Riley though…"

"Dammit the cops are gonna get yall and you know its gonna be double trouble since we black!" Caesar panicked. "I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!"

"Actually believe it or not, the preps paid the cops off. They aren't allowed to come within five-hundred feet of this establishment." Huey replied to Caesar's cries.

"So the preps put a restraining order on the authority?"

"Yep…"

"What a fucked up world we live in." Caesar pouted. Huey then placed Riley in the backseat of the car.

'I know that ain't Caesar's voice I'm hearin…' Riley mumbled in his mind. 'He better have a good ASS excuse why he ain't come on time!'

Now with the preps defeated, what's in store next for The teens from The Boondocks? Also, why didn't Caesar show up on time to prevent the beat down of Riley Freeman? Find out in Chapter 10: You got beef? Well I got the TURKEY, SON!


A/N: Well there ya go…another mission complete. Do what ya'll do best read and review…HOLLA YA CHA BOY!

One love,

T. MIKE