A/N – and here is the 9th DECEMBER! Who has there presents sorted out? I know I do! Kinda… ok not much but I started!

9th December – The Mistletoe vendetta


"Because that was a brilliant idea stark!" Clint moaned at Tony, Honestly the guy was an idiot for a genius.

"Well excuse me for having a laugh!" Tony fought back, it was all in good fun!

"You nearly got yourself killed by what you did…" Clint groaned, rubbing his hand across his face at the genius's idiocy.

"It was worth it."

"Really, you put your life on the line for a piece of mistletoe and a funny picture and YouTube video?" Clint questioned, remembering what it was like to be on the receiving end of Nat's wrath.

"Yes"


10 hours earlier

There tony was, sitting in the kitchen, still on his bar stool, just reading something on his Stark pad when JARVIS alerted him to Steve and Natasha approaching the mistletoe site.

Jumping out of his seat to move to sitting on the counter top so he had a perfect view, Tony got his phone up with the camera ready so he had backups of the video recording JARVIS was already taking.

"HALT RIGHT THERE!" Tony shouted when they were under the mistletoe "YOU ARE UNDER THE MISTLETOE NOW KISS!"

Steve turned a very interesting shade of pink while Natasha had a sudden flash of anger across her face, but was quickly hidden behind her stone cold mask.

"Stark what are you-" Whatever Natasha was about to say was drowned out by Tony's next actions…

Running up to the pair tony pushed them together and luckily (or not so luckily) there lips met… And like that, Tony was out the door like a greyhound.

Running at full speed, Tony heard another set of feet behind him, stealing a glance backwards Tony realised Natasha was hot on his heels, and gaining…

"YOU ARE SO DEAD STARK!" Natasha screamed as she chased Tony, a few more feet and she could grab him, luckily for her Tony used all his energy in the initial sprint and had not enough stamina to keep that speed up for distance. Using the spare energy she had, she easily gained those few feet as Tony lost a few, grabbing his Arm she suddenly stopped flinging Tony right onto his back.

"it was a joke!" Tony ground out, writhing in pain at his abused back. That woman could back a punch. And it appeared had an amazing throw….

"Don't ever try that again!" Natasha snarled having now produced a knife out of somewhere.

"No..No…no need to get h-hasty" Tony stuttered "Put the knife down yeah?" Fear was written clear across his face.

And like that Natasha put the knife down. Right next to Tony's head. By throwing it at his head and as he hoped aiming it to land there.

That was the day Tony realized it was not a good idea to get Steve and Nat to kiss…


While all this was happening, Steve was still stood under the mistletoe looking confused, Seizing the moment, Clint ran up behind Steve from where he was approaching kitchen after some target practice, and Kissed Steve, right on the lips. Because Clint didn't actually care what Tony may have had JARVIS filming, the moment showed itself. And he seized it.


A/N – I dunno what to say here except

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~LostHawk