A/N: A black comedy approach to the straw hats; probably the most humorous approach in the volume of stories. Thanks for reviews everyone and the support, enjoy.
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The usual straw hat crew stood at the front of the New World waterpark line being ordered to wait early before the summer sun rose from their straw hat captain.
Nami turned around seeing all the happy faces of the kids waiting to get in line, however none of their wholesome enthusiasm matched Luffy's as he held his wide toothy grin. Her nose scrunched when the kids began to cough, "jeez do all the kids have the flu I wonder?" She said aloud shuddering to herself.
Zoro peaked an eye open at the coughing kids, "seems that way." He shrugged before turning around to face the entrance gates. He couldn't wait to get inside and go back to napping it was practically calling his name.
"Alright, now I bet you guys are wondering what's going on with this awesome specially designed racing suit huh?" Usopp asked gesturing toward his full body swimming outfit equipped with a cap and goggles to match.
"Nope."
"No."
"Na."
"Nu-uh."
The crew came to a unanimous decision to ignore Usopp's antics, "Not even a little bit." Zoro added folding his arms.
"Come on guys don't be like that. You're like 'what's that rascal Usopp up to? What's he up to this time eh?" The sniper elbowed the swordsman with a smile trying to earn a reaction.
"I'm not thinking that at all." The samurai deadpanned keeping his gaze forward.
Usopp inwardly screamed noticing he didn't even have Luffy's attention but he refused to give up. "Well allow me to explain—"
"Don't—" Sanji interjected wanting to light a cigarette more than anything at the moment.
"It's an issue of aerodynamics, really. You see every second counts at the waterpark. Right. We—" he gestured to Luffy and Chopper, "plan to ride every single ride in there today." Usopp declared laughing loudly at the excitement rushing through his veins.
"Yup it sure is gunna be fun." Luffy chuckled hopping from one foot to the other from their long awaited entrance into the park.
"Luffy—" Nami said drawing his full attention from the gates for the first time since they arrived.
"What's up?"
"Don't you what's up me. Where are your little arm floats?" She questioned placing her hands on her hips. The rest of the crew conversed amongst themselves budding out of their business.
"It's a waterpark Nami, I don't need those silly things besides I'll have a tube." He said with a chuckle before abruptly stopping after receiving a fist on the head.
"Of course you need those! If anything were to happen to you I—we couldn't forgive ourselves, so before you go out put these on." She placed his orange arm floats into his hands.
"Do I have to?" He asked with an arched brow.
"Want to find out if you don't?" Luffy gulped at her tone blowing the floats up slipping them on his arms.
"There, happy?"
"Yes, very." Nami said with a warm smile near his face causing the captain to blush slightly before turning back with renewed excitement toward the gates ready to burst through them at any given moment.
Usopp had not stopped talking to Zoro about his plans and it was starting to infuriate the samurai who just wanted a few peaceful moments. "Anyway like I was saying the brochure says it takes three days to go on every ride—"
"We're saying bullshit to that. One day!" Chopper sais intervening with a devilish grin earning gasps from the ladies in the crew.
"Chopper language." Robin scolded with a look causing the reindeers cheeks to light up in embarrassment.
"I meant we're saying horse spit to that. One day!"
"Much better." The archeologist and the navigator gave satisfactory smiles hearing his improved language.
"We're gonna get it done in one!" Luffy yelled triumphantly accepting the impossible challenge.
"Yeah well good luck with that you guys. You've got approximately ten minutes of clean water and then every slide's basically a urine delivery system." Franky stated earning a laugh from the stoic Zoro.
"I'm afraid you say it you're going to be drenched in piss yohohoho!" Brook added strumming from his newly acquired ukulele.
"Franky, Brook shut up you both are grossing me out!" Nami screamed wondering how Chopper Luffy and Usopp still wanted to go on the rides after hearing that.
Sanji chuckled for the first time earning everyone's attention; "don't kid yourselves about the water, it's probably infested with every parasite on the planet and I have no plans of stepping foot in it." He said placing his hands in his pockets cursing himself for leaving the pack of smokes back at the Sunny Go.
"Huh?" Luffy blinked turning to face his chef. "So what the hell do you come to a waterpark for?"
"Isn't it obvious captain?"
"If you're not getting in the water then no." He said scratching his head in confusion.
Sanji smirked, "hot food, cold beer, bikini'd women seeking relief from the insufferable prison of motherhood." He said with a content sigh. "Yeah lots of reasons to enjoy the waterpark, none of which involves piss and it's all free if you know how to get it." The smirk on the chef grew three times wider imaging being surrounded by the bikini women on a lawn chair.
"That's such an impure reason to come to a waterpark." Nami stated slapping her forehead at the cook's perverted statement.
Zoro turned his attention to the navigator. "Although I hate to admit he does have point by not getting in the water."
"Huh? Oh, what are you going to do Zoro? You're welcome to sunbathe with Robin and I." Nami offered with a friendly smile.
"HA! Thanks but no thanks, I'm heading to the Lazy River."
"How convenient." The crew said in unison.
"What the hell's that supposed to mean?!" He shouted as the crew whistled ignoring his demands to know about their implication.
Sanji couldn't help see a few women wave to him from across the crowd. "I'll be there soon ladiesss!" He sang waving his back and forth comically with heart eyes.
"Need a wingman?" Brook asked with a slightly bleeding nose waving over to the women as well.
"Hell no! You're a skeleton, I'm trying score a girl not scare her off, you'd be a terrible wingman; I'd rather take Luffy." Sanji yelled.
"How rude!" Brook shouted back.
"That might be a bad idea swirly brow, Luffy might just steal the women from you if anything you'd be the wingman." Zoro chuckled seeing Sanji get in his face.
"What'd you say cactus head?!"
"You heard me!"
"Fine I'll prove it you. Luffy! You're my wingman alright." Sanji demanded not taking his off of Zoro.
Nami shifted uncomfortably for a moment upon hearing that. She recovered remembering it was Luffy they were talking about and he was only going to be the wingman. Besides it's not like anything would actually happen or would it? Despite being together for a short time relatively few things had changed between them aside from a few moments of intimacy. It hadn't gone beyond second base but they were taking it slow; she just hoped he wouldn't get any big ideas especially with the influence of Sanji, that was the last thing she wanted.
"Fine I'll be your wingman or whatever now shush shush shush shush! They're about to open up!" Luffy shouted pointing to staff who were approaching the gates.
"Why do we need to shush?" The crew wondered aloud together while the captain ignored them continuing to jump up and down.
"Alright here we go! Here we go! We got to go! Get in there!" Luffy shouted. Everyone rushed through the gates hoping to be the first to get to their intended destinations.
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"Come on Nami hurry up and blow it up more!" Luffy said urgency unable to contain his excitement.
"Stop whining I'm almost done besides I'm doing this for your own good." She said continuing to blow with all her might. "There, better?" She asked placing his fully inflated float on his other arm.
"Yeah much better they're great now thanks again." He said turning to run off with Usopp and Chopper.
"Wait Luffy—" she grabbed his wrist roughly halting his tracks.
"What is it?" He asked impatiently threatening to leave her before she had a chance to speak her mind.
"Your still going to be a wingman later on?" She couldn't help worry about other women trying to steal him away.
"Yeah I guess, whatever that means." He said with a smile calming her nerves.
"Okay that's it." She held a warm relieved smile feeling a familiar straw hat on her head seeing Luffy run with the other two disappearing into the crowds of people.
Nami joined Robin as the two made their way toward the massive tide pool area to reserve a table for their crew.
"Nice hat." Robin commented slyly teasing the navigator as she hid a smile underneath the hat. The universal telltale hat was synonymous with power in the world. After becoming pirate king it began to represent hope to people all around the globe—she'd been thankful to have been the first to receive that hope many years ago.
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Zoro held an eager smile on his face being first in line to the lazy river grabbing ahold of an tube to float in the water.
The samurai's attention was stolen away by noisy commotion behind him. "Come on dad I don't want to go here, let's go on the water slide." A kid said tugging on his dad's arm to move him away from the Lazy River.
The dad sighed heavily, "I can't fit I'm afraid I'll get stuck. I'll just go on this lazy river."
"But dad—" he whined.
"No son, this is the life I've chosen." The fat man said with another heavy sigh he began to float on a tube with junk food on his lap trailing Zoro.
Zoro peaked an eye open at the rising sun in the sky happy to finally be floating away down the flowing river. He began to shut his eye dozing off like he planned to the moment they left the Sunny.
The swordsman growled peaking his eye open feeling his tube's momentum come to a complete stop. He glanced around noticing why it was finally called the lazy river; people of mostly heavy build sat on their tubes with junk food, clogging the traffic of the crowd of tubes against the sides of the river.
He groaned palming his forehead as a lifeguard approached them with a walking stick poking the end of his tube. After a few forceful pushes the congested line began to float with the current again.
Zoro yawned placing his hands behind his head, he prayed that wouldn't happen again beginning to quickly fall asleep.
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Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp stood in line impatiently at a notorious water ride on the far east side of the park. "Noooo this is gunna take forever we've only been on three other rides." Luffy whined throwing his hands on his head. Usopp noticed certain coughing kids cutting into the front of line with their parents getting on the rides first.
"Don't worry I've got an idea, you thought I wouldn't have come prepared captain?" Usopp asked rhetorically puffing his chest out heroically. The sniper huddled the other two up whispering his plan and glancing around rapidly making sure nobody else was budding into their conversation.
"WHAT?! I'm not doing that! It goes against everything I stand for as a medical practitioner!" Chopper screamed causing Usopp to roll his eyes while Luffy was wondering what the hell Chopper referred to himself as.
"A medical procedure? I thought you were a doctor Chopper?" Luffy questioned folding his arms, what possible medical procedure was Chopper?
"Ignore him," Usopp interjected facing his furry friend, "if you do this I'll do you laundry for a week."
"A month."
"No!"
"Two weeks!"
"Fine, deal!" The pair said spitting on their hands before shaking firmly to confirm the compromised deal.
"Ok guys follow my lead." Chopper grinned pulling out his medical license out for the crowds of people to see.
"Everyone stand back we got two sick patients here!" Chopper shouted pulling the pair with him toward the front of the line. "Gonorrhea patients coming through, very sick!"
Usopp and Luffy wobbled side to side shouting they had gonorrhea causing everyone to back away horrified at their outbursts, adults shielded their children away from the crazy pirates.
"Herpies! We got lots of herpies folks!" Luffy laughed as they approached the front of the line.
"Shut up Luffy we agreed on the other one," Usopp said smacking a hand in his captain's face, "we don't have herpies my friend's an idiot just gonorrhea folks."
"Herpies and Gonorreha!" Luffy repeated with a smile heartily laughing causing both of his crew mates to facepalm from embarrassment. One sexually transmitted disease was enough but two had been far too many.
"It's not possible to have Herpies at the same time as Gonorrhea so don't worry people." Usopp nervously shouted to the uneasy crowd as the trio finally reached the front of the ride's line.
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Sanji and Brook basked in heaven watching single mom's in bikini's roam around the wave pool and lounge in the sun on the beach.
"This is heaven, so many panties." Brook said letting blood leak from his nostrils. He glanced around looking for the chef ultimately finding him talking to a group of women on the far side near a wall. He chuckled seeing Sanji get slapped by the three women before they walked away in a huff.
"Nice one Sanji you really swooned those women with your charm yohoho!"
"Either help me or shut it you useless bag of bones." He growled walking toward the next group.
Surprisingly the next group of women seemed to eat up the cook's charm on the verge of accepting his invite back to the Sunny to enjoy his fine dined cuisine.
"So Sanji your friend is also quite a charmer although we'd feel better if he took his mask off?" One of them asked as the group stared up at the skeleton causing the cook to sweat profusely.
"U-um he cant ladies it's uh...requirement by his doctor, he has a serious acne condition." Sanji lied scratching the back of his head nervously.
"Come on you two if you expect us to go back with you guys later on we have to see his face."
Yeah no secrets."
The ladies surrounded the skeleton their grips latching onto his face ignoring the chef' weak protests as he bit his nails nervously. "Wow this mask is on really tight." With one final tug one of them pulled Brook's head into her bosom. Suddenly chills ran through their bodies realizing it wasn't a mask at all.
"Hello ladies may you please pull me closer?" The skeleton asked letting blood flow freely from his nose.
"You mean he's a-a...a real SKELETON!" The women screamed dropping Brook's head on the spot running to the beach far away from both of them despite Sanji's desperate pleas.
"Ladies! Ladies please... come back...I can still get up in there." He watched their gorgeous bodies disappear into the mobile crowds of people losing them forever. He collapsed onto his knees holding his heart feeling it shatter into a million pieces trying to contain the tears threatening to spill.
Brook placed a hand on the inconsolable cook's shoulder, "don't worry Sanji let's try again."
Sanji growled smacking his hand off, "TRY AGAIN?! We had it in the bag until you...ah forget it! You're the worst wingman ever I'm going to find our captain." He said stomping off in search of Luffy.
"You guys struck out again huh?" Franky asked raising his glasses from his face seeing a dejected skeleton collapse under their reserved umbrella.
"I'm the worst wingman ever..." Brook sulked, "At least I got to see their panties..."
"So where did Sanji head off to?" Franky questioned scratching his head looking for the chef out in the distance unable to locate him.
"He's replacing me with our captain as a wingman." Brook stated trying to sink further into the artificial sand of possible.
Robin peaked an eye open at an unresponsive Nami as she continuing absorbing the sun onto her tanning skin. She shrugged thinking the navigator was okay with the captain being a wingman because it was Luffy after all, he probably had no idea what that term meant.
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"Catch me if you guys can! Yahooo!" Luffy shouted with a glee spinning in circles in the darkened tube descending at a blazing speed.
"Come on we're going to catch that gluttonous captain!" Usopp said picking up Chopper onto his shoulders.
"Hey hey! You can't go two at a time the time he can't fit—" a lifeguard warned being abruptly cut off.
"Shut up nerd!" Usopp yelled diving into the slide.
"Yeah nerd!" Chopper shouted screaming in delight as the pair made their way down the water slide.
"I don't give a shit." The lifeguard shrugged going back to reading on his chair.
"Wahooo! We're catching up Luffy!" Usopp shouted hearing the cheers from his captain. Suddenly all their momentum stopped feeling the slide close them in.
"Dammit we're too big!" Chopper shouted "we should've listened to the lifeguard."
"HEEEEEY! Lifeguard we're stuck can you hear us?" Usopp questioned desperately hoping for a response.
The lifeguard listened intently to their pleas beginning to whistle nonchalantly before sending more kids down their water slide. Usopp and Chopper yelled feeling the weight of more kids pile onto their bodies.
"Usopp! Chopper!" Luffy yelled up the slide after waiting at the bottom pool for them. He wondered what the hell could've been their holdup, he'd been right alongside with them until about halfway.
Before he could think about climbing onto the slide to investigate Sanji's voice broke him out of his musings. "There you are you rubber captain, come on Brook screwed up and I need that favor from you."
"But Chopper and Usopp are still in the slide I have to—"
"They can handle themselves."
"Sanji I cant just—"
"I'll make you extra barbecued meat tonight." Sanji said not willing to waste time in securing more women.
"Why didn't you say so, let's go and get women then." Luffy chuckled causing Sanji to smirk as they walked back toward the beach.
"Usopp I don't feel so good..." Chopper said starting to feel oddly claustrophobic at the moment.
"Don't you dare throw up Chopper, we'll get out of this."
"You guys," a young boy spoke from above Chopper. "I have to poop."
"Don't you dare kid! Don't you dare! HELP USSSS!" The pair screamed echoing throughout the park.
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Sanji had been utterly surprised about how the captain handled himself as a wingman. He supported the chef's slightly exaggerated exploits with his own input and even claimed his cook was the best in the world. It perfectly complimented Sanji's boastful bragging and the group of women were completely taken with the two men.
"Luffy you're the best, this is going perfectly at this point we're both—I mean I am going to get lucky." Sanji said while waiting in line with the captain to pick up drinks for the ladies.
"Lucky?"
"Yeah you know."
"So they should join the crew."
Sanji nearly threw a fit on the spot but didn't want to cause a scene. "Absolutely not! This is a one time deal captain." There was no way in hell they would join after the night he had planned it was better to go separate ways afterwards.
"What do you mean? Sanji what's the big secret just spill it already." Luffy stated annoyed with the semi secretive behavior from his cook.
Sanji shifted uncomfortably knowing how far he and Nami had or had not gone. He tended to stay out of their personal matters; he was their friends and held immense respect for both of them.
He let out a sigh pinching the bridge of his nose. "You don't know what sex is do you?" He asked already knowing the answer.
"I-I mean I sort of know...b-but not really." Luffy stammered rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.
"It's alright I'm not too far ahead of you, I'll give you some advice." Sanji said with a devilish smirk talking lowly to the captain as he listened intently.
Luffy and Sanji approached the crew's umbrella laughing and talking with the ladies enjoying their company greatly. Nami lifted her glasses witnessing one of the women place their grimy hands on his scarred chest letting them roam there for a moment too long for her liking. She growled getting ready to stand up and give one of those cougars a piece of her mind and beat the living tar out of the captain.
A shriek stopped Nami in her tracks seeing a lady shield her son from Luffy pointing directly at him. "What are you ladies doing with that man? He has gonorrhea and herpies! Stay away from him!" The woman said dragging her son away from them. Everyone in the near vicinity stayed frozen before the ladies screamed throwing themselves off the pair and sprinting away.
"Luffy you damn idiot... Ladies waaaait don't leaveeee!" Sanji yelled chasing them into the crowds disappearing from sight.
The straw hat captain scratched his cheek in confusion wondering what the hell just happened after everything was going so well.
"Luffy," Nami said hiding her eyes under bangs appearing in front of him, "did you tell really people you had gonorrhea and herpes?" She questioned venom dripping from her tone.
"Well y-yeah i-it was Usopp's idea we used those to get in front of the lines so we wouldn't have to wait all day to ride the slides." He said backing away slightly, "please don't hit me."
"Do you know how you get those exactly?"
"Yeah from food of course."
Nami burst out in laughter hearing his innocent truthful words. She had to wipe her happy tears of laughter away throwing her arms around his neck pulling close.
"Hey Nami, what's so funny?" He asked turning to look at her giggling features. She pulled back searching his face tightening her hold on him.
She shook her head, "nothing, now kiss me you silly man." She said closing the distance between each other not caring who was watching at this point. Nami giggled pulling back after feeling his tongue ask for permission.
"Not here," she whispered rubbing her nose against his, "come on I know a spot." She interlocked their fingers shuddering with pleasure from the contact before leading him toward the Lazy River in the heart of the park. The others watched them go with satisfied smiles ignoring a panting Usopp and Chopper as they collapsed on their towels nearly passing out.
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"Why aren't you in your own tube Nami?" Luffy asked curiously seeing how the orangette placed herself firmly in his lap.
"Why would I be? You clearly like me here don't you?" Nami rhetorically questioned feeling his excitement that she was in this in intimate position with him.
Seeing how the river was mostly empty in the waning afternoon the pair crashed their lips together savoring each other's distinct tastes. Luffy ran his fingertips from her ankle to her core causing her to release a soft moan onto his lips.
Wanting to return his frisky movements she shifted on his groin causing him to groan loudly. Their tongues started to dance lovingly together as the couple threatened to lose themselves in the pleasure. The heat grew even more when they released pent up air from their nostrils deepening their passionate kisses.
Luffy's grip tightened as he started running his hands along her smooth thighs to her voluptuous backside giving a slight squeeze. It was all Nami needed to wrap an arm around the captain's neck while also grabbing his strained length in his swim trunks causing him to release a growl.
Their hands greedily roamed each other's bodies experimenting with touches their respective partners liked. If they didn't stop soon there would be no going back for neither of them.
Nami broke the kiss of feeling turned on at this moment. "Luffy do you want to go ba—"
A loud whistle broke the pair from their moment as Nami jumped from surprise nearly sending them both into the river had it not been for Luffy's exceptional balance and strength. "Well what do you know? Maybe there is a God after all, I didn't expect see this when I woke up." Zoro said yawning obnoxiously in the couple's face.
Nami pouted crossing her arms at the swordsman's untimely interruption when things were getting interest, leave it to Zoro to ruin a moment. It took a lot of work to get Luffy to that point and now it'd take another monumental effort to get it back there.
"Oi Zoro good to see you! What are you doing here?" He asked toward the samurai who just smirked leaning back on his tube.
"I could ask you the same thing captain, so what are you doing here Nami?" He asked with a even bigger smirk seeing her crimson cheeks.
"None of your business Zoro." She spat.
"Oh man wait till I tell the crew about this ahahaha!" Zoro laughed out loud imagining telling the group about the captain and navigator's antics. Luffy began to laugh loudly as well earning a scowl from Nami.
"It's not funny." She growled pinching his cheeks putting a halt to his laughter.
"Don't let me disturb the love fest." Zoro said closing his eyes beginning to float back down the river attempting to resume his nap.
Near the exit of the river Nami whispered into Luffy in the ear about getting payback on the swordsman for interrupting their moment.
"He'll fight me for sure if I do this."
"Come on Luffy, I'll make it up to you."
Luffy gulped feeling her fingertip trace the scar on his chest. "Promise?"
"Promise." She said nuzzling her nose against his. Luffy stretched his hand back grabbing a railing near the entrance and flipping Zoro's tube over before rocketing away with Nami in his grasp.
Zoro spat water out growling at the mischievous pair chucking and making their quick escape. "Damn idiot captain and witch navigator!" He yelled slamming his fists in the river being swept away by it's current.
Luffy held Nami close letting her lean on his shoulder as they walked through the park enjoying the sunset watching the place slowly empty.
"Hey Luffy can you help me with something? I'm a little afraid..." she said trailing off keeping her eyes trained in the distance.
"You never have to be afraid Nami especially after everything we've been through I'll always be here for you." Luffy stated pulling her closer to him.
"Good, then let's go on that ride okay?" She said pointing to the two parallel water slides that shot nearly ninety degrees downwards.
"Nami are you sure about that? Your kinda of a scaredy cat."
"True but since I have you I'll be okay so let's go."
The couple stood in line conversing while making their way slowly up the spiral staircase hearing the screams of terrified people slide down the ride. With every step Nami's heart began to pound harder and she couldn't help squeeze his hand tighter.
When they reached the top she started to have second thoughts considering to back out of going down the scary slide.
"You guys all set to go?" A worker asked preparing their separate slides.
"Luffy I-I don't think I can do this..."
"Look at me," he said raising her chin with his fingers, "you can do this, I'll be right here Nami."
Before she could Luffy clutched her arms tighter firmly placing his lips on hers. She melted into him applying more pressure hearing oooh's aww's around them at the public display of affection.
"Eww gross are you guy's gonna go down or what you bunch of scaredy cats." A young girl spoke annoyed at the pair in front of her.
"Okay, let's go Luffy." She said pecking him on the cheek before settling onto her slide trying to control her buckling knees.
Nami's pulse quickened and her heart raced threatening to burst from her chest. She didn't know why she felt so terrified of a water slide but hearing Luffy's goofy laugh near her began to settle the nerves.
A wave of fear rolled through her body as she slid over the curve of the slide before feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline. The exhilarating moment only lasted a few seconds but it was more than enough to put a large smile of her face after she got out of the small pool at the bottom.
She jumped into Luffy's arms happy that he once again helped her conquer a fear no matter how minuscule it may have been.
"It was fun wasn't it?" He whispered nuzzling into her neck.
"Again?" She asked already pulling him toward the entrance to the ride.
The two cheered and laughed riding the water slide a few more times enjoying themselves until the staff told them they were closing soon.
They held hands all the way to the entrance meeting up with the crew. The couple was surprised to see Sanji and Usopp with the same women he was with earlier.
Sanji looked on the cloud nine having both his arms around the ladies thanking Usopp profusely for being the wingman king.
"Oh my god, that's the other guy that had gonorrhea and herpes!" A woman screamed dragging her children along.
The women in Sanji's arms slapped him turning on their heels to leave convinced he had it since two of his friends' did. "NO! NO! NO! I struck out again! I hate the waterpark!" Sanji shouted the heavens collapsing onto his knees crying his eyes out.
"Well maybe next time it's been a long day yohoho!" Brook laughed playing the ukulele happily.
"You guys are okay?" Luffy asked to Usopp and Chopper who smirked happily as the reindeer got lifted on Franky's shoulders.
Usopp let out a sigh, "we nearly suffocated with a bunch of sick kids and got shit on but yeah we made it out alright." He said with a grin earning a nod from the captain.
Robin winked at Nami seeing their hands interlocked and the straw hat still on her head. She rested her head against Luffy as the crew prepared to go home.
Luffy felt a menacing presence and chill run down his spine, Zoro's strong grip held him from going anywhere.
"I finally found my way to entrance, I had to be escorted by security but I got here." He said cracking his knuckles causing Luffy to sweat drop.
"Luffy," Sanji growled, "this is all your fault and your damn std lies, you cost me my dates!" The cook approached the captain boxing him in.
"Oi curly brow only this once alright?"
"Fine by me."
Once the uneasy alliance was made Luffy laughed rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.
"You better run...I'll see you tonight." Nami smiled kissing his cheek.
"You bet see you letter shishi." He said kissing her cheek back before running off in a random direction.
"Bastard! I'm going to kick the daylights out of Luffy!" Sanji shouted sprinting toward his captain.
"Come back here Luffy! If you stop running I'll only hit you a few dozen times!" Zoro chased after the rubber man keeping up with Sanji. The crew chuckled seeing Luffy avoid close calls from the both of them with a smile on his face.
Nami let out a happy sigh linking arms with Robin clutching the top of Luffy's hat. Today had been one of the best days and she couldn't wait to relive it in her memories and make new ones on their new journey as Pirate King and Queen. All was right with the world and she couldn't have been happier watching the scene play out under the sunset.
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A/N: Next on the one-shots is a reverse of first three chapters except Luffy's affliction so to the highly requested lemons it will be next. Then onto a pre-timeskip story taking place while the crew is separated, a short horror story, then an adulthood story taking place in the future before going back to three chaptered tales that will have linear timelines like the first two stories in the volume. A lot to get to; As always thanks for the read.
