Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Rated R Godfather
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Carlito, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, the RAW and Smackdown Superstars
Summary: Edge comes into contact with a scared little girl and some very angry men. He asks the ARK Angels of DX for help but little did he know how this would affect Randy and Trish's very special day or Melina's mission in Fiji.
Chapter Nine – In the Mood for Love
South Beach, Boca Raton, FL at 7pm:
After a hearty meal the ARK Angels and the gang of wrestlers ventured out to South Beach to watch the sun go down. Edge, Carlito, Shelton and Johnny were gonna go to Orlando with Angelina Love a little later and of course Hunter refused to let the ARK Angels go with them unless he went as-well. Since the whole point of their parents coming to Boca Raton was to spend time with Trish before the wedding the ARK Angels' options were extremely limited, which was a shame because Cameron really wanted to spend some more time with Edge.
"You wanna know why kids run away, this is why kids run away," LC said as her father held her like a gun in the holster while Cameron and Cheyenne swam in the water.
"It's alright LC, you won't have to worry about Edge and his cohort Cameron carrying you off into parts unknown," Hunter said.
"If only," LC said and she looked around for Aurora.
"If you're looking for your sister she's asleep," Hunter said and LC turned to see her sister asleep in her mom's arms and she clapped her hands together and she woke up.
As she groaned Hunter knew he was in trouble, Aurora hated being woken up before she'd had enough time to sleep, "What are you doing?" Hunter said but it was too late. A huge wave rose up in the sky and dragged him off into the water so LC could get away.
"Thanks Ro-Ro now go back to sleep," the ARK said running off to Cameron who was now sitting with Shawn, Amy, Angelina and Edge.
"You finally got away from the Cerebral psychopath huh?" Shawn said and LC nodded to the water and saw Hunter splattering around like a beached whale, "Is he gonna be alright?"
"He'll be fine," LC replied, Aurora controlled the water so that Hunter didn't get dragged away but he wouldn't be able to get out until she'd had her nap.
"Where's Trish?" LC asked.
"She went away," Edge said.
"You mean you drove her away," Cameron corrected him.
"At one point I thought she was going to hit you," Shawn said.
"So I guess you won't be staying over tonight," Cameron said and Edge shook his head.
"I'm pretty sure she'd kill me if I did, she needs a little space, but I'll be back first thing in the morning," Edge said and Angelina cleared her throat and gave him an amorous look, "Well maybe not first thing," he said smiling at her and they laughed cheekily with each other.
"You know since my dad's been tripping the way he has I've really got a newfound respect for freedom," LC said, "If that girl has been kidnapped she must be going through Hell,"
"Yeah imagine not being able to do what you wanna do or go where you wanna go, wait LC that's how we live every single day," Cameron said.
"Oh yeah," LC said and Cameron and LC looked at each other and kissed in front of Shawn and Amy before jumping up and running across the beach screaming 'FREEDOM!' at the top of their voices.
"Our kids are insane," Shawn said shaking his head as LC and Cameron started dancing around Trish, Carlito, Shelton and Johnny.
"No they're just letting off a little steam, they don't get to be the carefree kids they used to be anymore. This missing little girl has really shown me how important this time in their lives really is," Amy said and Edge rested back on his hands and looked at the Anointed Couple thoughtfully.
"You know I think they're not the only ones who need to let off a little steam," Edge said to them and Shawn and Amy exchanged glances while Angelina curled a lock of her hair around her finger.
"What do you mean, we had a food fight just this afternoon?" Shawn said and Angelina and Edge pretended to be shocked.
"I meant something that didn't involve your children," Edge said, "When was the last time you guys went dancing, just the two of you?"
"But we're parents Edge, our children are our life. Maybe one day you'll understand that," Shawn said and for the first time Edge realized what Trish meant when she said he wasn't ready to be a godfather. Shawn and Amy denied themselves for their children, he wasn't sure he could do that. Essentially he was a selfish man who liked to enjoy his life and it was going to take an extraordinary event to change that.
"But that doesn't mean we don't have time to ourselves, why just last night Shawn washed my hair for me," Amy said.
"She had toffee cheesecake stuck in it," Shawn said.
"And he got it all out," Amy said proudly and she kissed Shawn on the lips and Angelina loved it.
"You guys are so cool, the only time Edge and I have dessert is when he's licking it off my hand at the restaurant," she said and Amy furrowed her brow.
"You share dessert?" she said amazed, she had obviously forgotten was it was like not to be pregnant.
"That's not all we do, we go to church together. I go to his mom's for dinner some-times, she makes a mean tuna casserole," Angelina said.
"Does Judy still make it with the really thick crust?" Amy asked Edge who nodded, "Can we go to Toronto and have dinner with the Copelands?" Amy begged her husband.
"Honey we just ate how could you still be thinking about food?" Shawn asked amazed.
"I'm eating for two," Amy reminded him.
"Dinner with the Copelands I like the way that sounds, "Sorry I can't go to the concert tonight I'm having dinner with the Copelands." Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?" Angelina said.
"Yeah especially the dinner part," Amy said and Edge and Angelina laughed.
"What are you looking at sweetie?" Shawn said as Amy looked out over the water.
"That looks like a beached whale over there," she said.
"That's not a beached whale that's Hunter," Shawn said.
"Let's go fishing!" Amy said excitedly to Shawn who tried to calm her down.
"Honey you're not hungry, it's just the hormones," he said.
"I'm always asking you if we can go fishing and you always say no," Amy complained.
"Hunter is the one who asks me to go fishing and the reason I say no is because we never catch anything," Shawn said.
"Well you've never been fishing with me and I don't even need a rod!" Amy said and she carefully got to her feet and headed out to the water.
"Honey what are you doing?!" Shawn said as Amy waddled over to the water and he got up to follow her, "I'll be right back guys," he said.
"Actually Shawn we're gonna be taking off," Edge said getting up with Angelina.
"Oh okay, tell Big Kev I said hi," Shawn said.
"See you tomorrow," Edge said before turning back to Angelina, "come on baby let's go,"
"Wait Edge," Angelina said, "Can we stay here for a little while?"
"But baby I don't want to get home too late," Edge said.
"But all we're going to do is hang out," Angelina said.
"That's not all we're going to do," Edge said implicitly.
"Yeah but," Angelina said.
"There's a but?" Edge asked surprised.
"Well that's fine an all but we always have that kind of fun, when we hang around Shawn, Amy and the ARK Angels we have a different kind of fun, a special and unusual kind of fun that I remember for days afterwards," Angelina said and Edge looked over at the water and saw Amy diving into it with Shawn trying to reason with her and of course there was Hunter trying desperately to get out of the water which just wasn't co-operating. Curiosity got the best of him and Edge just had to go over and see what Amy was doing. Angelina skipped over to the water with him and they saw that Amy was fishing with her bare hands and Shawn was holding her catch in his shirt.
"My gosh you've got like ten fish in there!" Angelina said amazed.
"What is that a swordfish?" Edge said touching the huge fish that Shawn was cradling in his shirt.
"How are you catching them?" Angelina asked Amy coming over to her.
"Because of my Righteous Indignation I can kill the fish with my bare hands," Amy said and Angelina watched as she caught herself a crab.
"Wow, see Edge I told you these guys were unique," Angelina said to her boyfriend.
"Like you didn't know that already," Shawn said to Edge as the fish flopped up and down in his arms, "Honey I think we've got enough for the rest of the week,"
"Did somebody say barbeque?" Amy said with a big smile and Shawn gave her a loving smile.
"You read my mind," he said and Angelina looked at them admirably.
"I love hanging out with you guys," she said.
"Catch!" Amy called out as she threw a fresh crab at Angelina.
"G'ah!" Angelina yelled out in surprise but she caught the crab all the same. But it was still alive and she couldn't hold it so she batted it back into the water.
"YARGH!" Hunter yelled and everyone turned around to see the crab hanging from his nose.
"Oops," Angelina said and Aurora woke up, once again before she was supposed to.
"Uh-oh Ro-Ro's not gonna like that," LC said as the Hurricane released her father from the grip of the tide and sent a wave of crustaceans over Angelina.
"ARGHHH!" she screamed jumping up and down, "Get them off me get them off me!"
"Hold on I'm coming!" Amy said coming over to her and taking the crustaceans off her killing them as she went one-by-one. "Hmmm we're gonna eat like kings tonight," Amy said licking her lips forgetting that she didn't even eat shellfish.
"Tonight, honey you can't be serious there's no way you're still hungry?" Shawn said.
"Tell that to the baby Sexy Boy," Amy said.
"You killed a starfish," Shawn said picking up the dead crustacean.
"Hmmm starfish, I've never tried that before," Amy said and Shawn had heard enough.
"You're not eating a starfish, bring this creature back to life so I can throw it back into the water," he said and Amy rolled her eyes.
"I kill and cast out demons, I don't bring crustaceans back to life," Amy said.
"You can if you ask God," Shawn said and Amy pouted.
"But I just came up with a recipe for Starfish lasagna," Amy argued and Shawn gave his wife a stern look.
"Amy," he said and she sighed.
"Fine," she said and she asked God to restore the starfish's life and moments later the starfish was moving and Shawn threw it back into the water.
"Wow how did you do that?" Angelina asked amazed.
"I'm part of an angelic trio, it kind of comes with the territory," Amy said.
"Wow tell me more," Angelina said intrigued by the powers of the Anointed one and Edge watched equally intrigued as Angelina cuddled up to his ex-fiancée.
"Well they're certainly getting along," he said.
"I'm not really surprised everyone loves Amy," Shawn said.
"You know if you two were up for it we could have a Fatal-4-Way," Edge said with a mischievous grin.
"Yeah that would be a fun wrestling match," Shawn said and Edge frowned.
"Wrestling match?" he said confused.
"Why what were you talking about?" Shawn asked.
"Nothing," Edge said covering up his un-kid friendly thought but Shawn caught on.
"You are so not ready to be a godfather, Rated R," he said.
"I strongly disagree, let me help you with those fish," Edge said taking some of Amy's killings off her husband.
"So I don't have to worry about cooking for the rest of the week," Trish said looking at all the fish then she turned to Amy, "You should have seen yourself out in that water, the red hair the swollen belly, you looked like a pregnant mermaid,"
"How could a mermaid get pregnant, they don't have any legs," LC said.
"And why does that matter?" Hunter asked toweling himself off, his hair finally going back down.
"Well how else could she get pregnant?" LC said.
"By getting married and asking God for a baby," Hunter said and the ARK Angels laughed.
"Is that how you and mom made me?" LC asked and she laughed even harder.
"I don't want you thinking that way," Hunter said.
"Well how else should I think? Do you want me to pretend to be stupid because you've been doing that pretty much all day," LC said.
"I'm sorry if I'm being a little crazy," Hunter said.
"A little?" Shawn said raising his eyebrow.
"Okay a lot but I can't help it, there's a little girl out there missing and she's the same age as you LC. I wouldn't know what I'd do if that ever happened to you, now do you understand why I've been acting like this?" Hunter said.
"Yeah dad I do but I'm an ARK Angel and if Cameron's right we might be able to help this girl. God wouldn't get us involved unless He knew we could handle it. You have to trust the Almighty dad because He's never wrong," LC said and Cameron nodded impressed.
"That was a nice little speech," he said.
"I learn from the best," LC said and kissed Cameron on the cheek.
"Aw you guys are so cute!" Angelina said and LC frowned at her.
"Are you okay Angelica?" Cameron asked using his new nick name for Angelina.
"What are you still doing here I thought you were going to Orlando?" LC asked.
"I changed my mind, I want to hang out with you guys," Angelina said.
"What?" Trish said looking at Edge.
"I'll be good," he said.
"No you won't," Trish said.
"Don't worry Trish we'll keep Edge off your back," Amy said.
"No you won't you'll be eating!" Trish said.
"Maybe we should stay too and make sure Edge doesn't do anything stupid," John Morrison said to Shelton and Carlito.
"That's probably a good idea, I'll tell Roxxi I'll see her tomorrow," Carlito said.
"I gotta go home Krystal's expecting me," Shelton said and Morrison and Carlito exchanged glances.
"That's great Shelton way-to-create a good first impression on Trish as godfather," Johnny said.
"We're godfathers, we have to be unified if we're going to be taken seriously," Carlito said and Shelton narrowed his eyes at him.
"You've got sand in your afro," he said and Carlito tried to get the sand out without much luck, "Fine I'll tell Krystal to come here," he said, "Man this is just like being a Kliq candidate again, when will it end?"
"You don't have to stay over Shelton, go home to your wife," Trish said.
"No, I should stay with the other godfathers it's the right thing to do," Shelton said and Shawn slapped his back.
"Spoken like a true godfather," Shawn said proudly.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Shelton wondered but Edge loved it and he wanted to get into it himself.
