The Adventures of a Human in Equestria Blooper Special
WARNING: The following blooper may contain language that is unsuitable for minors, if you're under the age of 18 and/or are not comfortable with coarse language, then don't worry, all profanity used in this will be censored. Enjoy!
3…2…1
Dane: Hello everyone, I'm Dane Young
Spike: And I'm Spike the Dragon
Dane: And this is 'The Adventures of a Human in Ponyville' bloo-
Spike: Uh, actually it's 'The Adventures of a Human in Equestria'
Dane: Ugh, son of a bi-
Take 2:
Dane: Hello everyone, I'm Dane Young
Spike: And I'm Spike the Dragon
Dane: And this is 'The Adventures of a Human in Equestria' blooper special
Spike: And we're gonna…what's my line again?
Dane: Oh, for crying out loud
Take 3:
Dane: Hello everyone, I'm Dane Young
Spike: And I'm Dane Young
Dane: No you're not!
Take 4:
Spike: And I'm Spike the Dragon
Dane: And this is 'The Adventures of a Human i-
Spike: Hey Dane?
Dane: What the hell Spike?!
Spike: I just realized something. We're trying to introduce the blooper special, but we're making bloopers for it. Isn't that funny?
Dane: No….no it isn't. Eh it's good enough, just roll the damn intro
[intro]
Dane: Ok, now that we've got that out of the way, let's continue. First off, most of you may think that cartoons like this are perfect, and that nothing can go wrong
Spike: Heheh, well that's not exactly true, you see we've all had our share of mistakes and mishaps when filming the episodes
Dane: Yeah, just take a look at these clips of us messing up our lines
Chapter 1: The Adventure Begins
Director: Take 6: Action
Dane: Y-you can talk?
Nurse Redheart: Of course I can talk, everypony in this town can talk. You're not from here aren't you?
Dane: No, I'm a pony fr- I-I mean human hahahaha, sorry, can we do that again?
Director: Cut
Director: Take 11
Dane: And who might you be?
Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle, and this is my friend Pinki-eh Spike I mean
Dane: Haha, you were about to call him Pinkie Pie, HA HAHAHAHAHA, HEHE HAHAHAHA!
Director: OK Cut
Chapter 3: Today is a new day
Director: And…action
Fluttershy: Um…do you have an anim-…wait, was that right?"
Twilight: No, you were supposed to say family
Fluttershy: Oh…whoops
Director: Cut
Director: Take 32: Action
Dane: …..I'm sorry, I need to throw some-…I mean drop something….yeah, drop something
Director: Cut
Director: Action
Dane: *other voice* Oh…Twilight, who might that be?
Princess Celestia: I am Princess Celestia. I rule Equestria with….wait I was meant to say co-rule, right?
Director: Yeah, you were supposed to say that
Princess Celestia: Sorry, my mistake
Chapter 5: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Director: Roll'em…action
Applebloom: Hey, you're that human that mah sister has been talkin' about
Dane: Uh-huh, and you are?
Applebloom: Oh, mah names Applebloom, ah'm….ah'm…wait, what was ah supposed to say?
Dane: Pbbbft Hahahaha
Director: It was 'I'm one of the CMC'
Applebloom: Hehe sorry, it's just a bit difficult for me
Director: And…action
Pinkie Pie: What if…What if she exploded, and then…and then exploded again!?
Spike: Can you do that? Can you explode three times?
Applejack: Uh sugarcube, ah think you were supposed to say 'explode twice'
Spike: Didn't I say that?
Dane: No you said Three times
Spike: Oh…
Director: OK Cut
Chapter 7: Sonic Rainboom
Director: Aaaaand…roll'em
Rainbow Dash: It's basically where we gather the fastest and/or most skilful young Pegasus in Equestria and put them in a competition to see who's the best of them all. We compete up in Cloudsdale. It's where me and Fluttershy use to live
Dane: That sounds pretty neat, I'll support you all the way
Rainbow Dash: Thanks for that. My dream is to become one of 'The Wonderpets'…wait, wonderpets?
Dane: *snicker* bahahahahahaha….HAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rainbow Dash: It's not that funny
Dane: You're right…it's hilarious. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dane: Hahaha, I could not stop laughing for 2 hours after she said that
Spike: Yeah, but sometimes the laughs come even just with the looks
Chapter 5: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Director: Ready? Action
Dane: Hi Applejack
Applejack: Well howdy Dane, what brings ya-ha hahahahaha, I-I'm sorry…haha he has something on his face
Dane: What? *turns to camera to show a feather on his face, making the camera crew laugh*
Applejack: Makeup anypony? Hahahaha
Dane: Ugh, that was so embarrassing for me
Spike: I bet it was bro
Twilight: Hey, what are you both up to?
Dane: Oh, we're just looking at some bloopers that have occurred during the filming of the episodes
Twilight: Oh really? Like what?
Spike: Oh there's ones where there were events that didn't go as planned
Dane: I can name a few
Chapter 1: The Adventure Begins
Director: Take 40…Action
*Dane begins to walk backwards from Applejack. He then turns around to run and runs into a wood pillar*
Dane: Ow! Ow that hurt
Director: Cut. Dane, are you ok?
Dane: Ugh. I'm pretty sure I've got a concussion now
Applejack: Maybe ya' should watch where you're going next time sugarcube
Chapter 5: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Director: Alrighty…roll it.
*Dane begins to walk backwards*
Twilight: Dane, what are you doing?
Dane: I can't get the door open, so I'm gonna smash it down with brute force
*Dane charges at the door while yelling*
Pinkie Pie: Uh oh, I feel a combo coming on. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch.
*Dane collides with the door, bouncing off of it. Spike didn't open it on him*
Dane: Ow! Ugh. Nngh it always works in the movies
Director: Cut. Where's Spike
Spike: *opens the door on Dane* I'm still in here
Dane: *muffled* This hurts even more
Director: Take 91…Action
*Dane sees Twilight fall into a ditch*
Dane: OH JEEZ! *runs over to the ditch* Twilight, are you alri-whoa! *falls into the ditch and twists his ankle* AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWW. F*** ME! OH GOOOD!
Director: Oh **** Cut. What happened
Twilight: I think he sprained his ankle
Director: ****. Somebody get a medic on set
Dane: Yeah, that injury I sustained held off the filming of the chapter. Which is why it took so long to be published
Twilight: Wasn't there another reason why that chapter took so long to publish?
Spike: Yeah, there was.
Dane: There's this guy named Reggie Mantle, who is from the Archie comics. And for some reason, he managed to make his way onto the set and wreck dozens of scenes. Here just check these out.
Chapter 5: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Director: And…action
*Everyone begins running from the hydra, screaming*
Dane: WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO JINX US TWILIGHT!?
Twilight: HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
Reggie: Out of the way chump *pushes Dane out of frame* MAYBE IF WE MAKE A SACRIFICE WE CAN MAKE IT STOP
Director: Wait cut! Who the hell is that? Get him outta here!
Reggie: Try and make me leave *runs off*
Director: Take 30…Action
Dane: Enough with the small rodent spells, I'll go first
Fluttershy: Be careful
*Dane jumps on the first stone platform with ease, then jumps on the second stone platform, and Reggie comes out of nowhere and pushes Dane into the bog. Reggie then makes it to the other side and pushes a button*
Button: That was easy
Dane: *begins coughing and sputtering after emerging from the bog* Hey! I was supposed to push that button
Director: Cut cut!
Reggie: Oh. Well then be my guest *throws button into the bog, much to Dane's annoyance*
Director: Aaand…action
Rainbow Dash: Are you alright Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Of course
*Reggie comes out of the bushes and begins waving at the camera*
Dane: Reggie, you've got 5 seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off!
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut!
Director: OK…action
*Twilight screams in the bathroom, Dane gets up out of the chair but Reggie runs past him and beats Dane to the bathroom door*
Reggie: What happened?
Director: REGGIE!
Dane: That was my line too!
Director: Roll'em…action
Pinkie Pie: That was it. That's the doozy
*Reggie pushes Twilight away*
Reggie: What? What is?
*Spike facepalms*
Spike: Now he's stealing Twilight's lines
Dane: Ok, that's it. I'm gonna kill him
*pulls out shotgun out of nowhere, and cocks it twice*
Reggie: EEK!
*Dane begins running to Reggie firing one shot at him. Reggie then proceeds to run as fast as he can. Dane fires another shot*
Dane: IF YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN, I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK'EM ON YOUR HEAD!
Dane: I don't know what came over me at that time.
Twilight: Hey, you weren't the only one annoyed by him
Dane: I know that.
Spike: Anyway, enough of that. Sometimes we like to goof around with each other while we're filming
Dane: Oh yeah, I even made the director, and camera crew laugh when I was goofing around.
Chapter 3: Today is a new day
Director: Ok, and….action
*Applejack opens her eyes, blinks a couple of times to regain her sight, got up and stretched. After she stretched, Dane appeared from behind the window making silly faces, while the director and camera crew began to laugh*
Applejack: That was ah mighty fine night! Rise an shine gi-. Wait, what're yall laughing about? *notices Dane making faces* Hahaha real funny sugarcube
Director: Alright, we really need this scene done properly, wait for him to leave and lets go again
Director: OK. Roll it
*Rarity puts the scissors down, turns her head around and we see she is wearing glasses with a big nose and moustache. The crew laughed*
Rarity: Hmm? What's so funny? *looks at her glasses* oh those silly jokers
Chapter 5: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Director: Action
*Dane pushes aside some bushes*
Dane: Oh Fluttershy, there you- *begins snickering*
*Camera turns to show Fluttershy wearing a rainbow afro wig. Everybody begins laughing*
Fluttershy: W-why's everypony laughing? *notices the wig and rolls her eyes* Dane!
Chapter 7: Sonic Rainboom
Director: Aaand…we're on
*Dane hops on Rainbow Dash*
Dane: I really don't feel comfortable like this.
Rainbow Dash: Oh quit complaining. You better brace yourself, we're about to take off!
*Rainbow Dash opened her wings, and Dane very quickly put a sheet of paper in front of each wing. One side read "This Space" and the other side read "For rent". The camera crew begins laughing hysterically.*
Rainbow Dash: Huh? *notices the two sheets of paper. Dane hops off Rainbow Dash and runs off screen laughing* Darn it Dane!
Director: HAHAHA! Ok cut!
*Dane, Spike and Twilight are laughing in unison*
Dane: OK ok, I may have gotten a bit carried away
Spike: Well, at least you gave us a good laugh
Twilight: Yeah, I haven't that hard in a long time
Dane: Well, um…I think that's all the time we have for these bloopers
Spike: Already?
Dane: Yeah, I don't see anymore in the recordings
Twilight: Aw, I was hoping to see more of them
Spike: Hey don't worry Twi. I'm sure we'll be having another blooper special. Right Dane?
Dane: Yeah, hopefully. But anyway. I hope you all got a great laugh from these bloopers. And before we go, I just want to say that the writer is currently working another chapter for the series so don't lose hope.
Spike: What about the final battle story? Is he gonna finish that?
Twilight: Yeah, it has been taking a while for it to be published.
Dane: Don't worry, I'm sure he'll get it done. Now, where was I? Oh yes! Stay tuned for another chapter in "The Adventures of a Human in Equestria" and don't forget, in the words of the writer "BRONIES RULE!"
*Dane then gives a brofist to the camera, but accidentally punches it, causing the lens to break, and the camera to fall to the ground
Dane: Whoops. I guess I made another blooper!
*All three laugh together*
TO BE CONTINUED
OK, I have to admit. This story has been getting infrequent. But rest assured, I am still working on Chapter 9 and The Final Battle. So please be patent. And also, if you don't like Human in Equestria fanfictions or MLP itself, please don't leave a hurtful comment or I will see you as an "UNGRATEFUL TROLL" I'm also glad that you all still support me while I'm making this. So, I thank you all. And remember "BRONIES RULE!"
