The Most Randomest Fruits Basket Story in the world will now continue. Sorry it took a while. EXAMS!!! Math is scary and evil and the most evilest ever! And I'm going to fail, because…I guessed the whole time (or at least 45 percent of the time…). BUT! I only have 2 more days of school!! And one's the beach one ones graduation! Yay no obligations!!! …but I'm getting braces Tues…sinks into eternal depression
Me: -sigh-
Everyone: Oh no.
Tohru: What's wrong author-san?
Me: It's rainy and I'm getting braces and I haven't heard from Orlando and the world is dying because of global warming and my socks feel sweaty and my fish is dead
Tohru: …oh. That's a lot to worry about.
Me: My writing portfolio sucks, I failed my math exam, I have an intense fear of the color lilac…
Tohru: Oh my.
Me: I feel degraded, disrespected, utterly uninterested and life sucks.
Tohru: …
Me: …
Tohru: …
Everybody: …
Me: Oh wow, I feel better now.
Tohru: …Lilac?
Me: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tohru: Oh, I'm so sorry!!!
Me: Ha, just kidding. Not scared of any shade of purple what-so-ever.
Kyo: What a bitchy thing to do!
Me: Ooh, protecting our dearest Tohru now, are we?
Kyo: No! I mean, yes! But not like…I didn't mean…
Me: Ha ha. Silly flustered kitty.
Kyo: …
Me: Yuki? Shigure? Would you like to join with me in laughing obnoxiously at Kyo?
Yuki: …kay.
Shigure: YES!
Me: On the count of three, right Yuki –wink-
Yuki: …-dawning comprehension- Oh right. Okay.
Me: One…
Yuki: Two…
Shigure: THREE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA -looks around- Why is no one else laughing?
Kyo: DAMN BASTARD!
-punches Shigure through the roof-
Me: Yay! It worked!
Yuki: Actually, that was kinda cool…
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Yuki: …no.
Me: I think you are.
Yuki: No.
Me: I have to alert Machi and Ri-chan to this disturbing behavior!
Yuki: NO!
Me: MACHI! RI-CHAN!
Machi: Yeah?
Everyone: …
Me: RI-CHAN!!!
Everyone: …
Me: Oh fine. –sigh- Meow mix.
Ri-chan: I'm here!
Me: …wow. You really need a better calling card.
Ri-chan: Hey, shut up! You're the one writing this!
Me: …heh heh. Got a point there. Anyway, want to help us beat up Yuki, too?
Ri-chan: Yay! Out of love!
Me: How about you, wecanworkitout?
wecanworkitout: um…who's Yuki again?
Me: Silvery hair, low self confidence, all hot and emo…
wecanworkitout: …oh. Okay!
Me: Hooray!
Yuki: OH SHIT!
Me: ATTACK!
-all crazy peoples unite under one nation to beat up Yuki, either out of love, anger, or pure frustration out of his self pity-
Kyo: Heehee This is fun.
Me: …we're going after you next. KAGURA!
Kyo: Double shit.
Me: Heehee
Crazy peoples: Kill the Yuki!
Me: Yes!
-mail man comes-
Mail man: 0.0 ...um...I have a letter for the author of this story...
Me: That would be me!
Mail man: Here ya go! -throws letter at me and runs away-
Me: ...-rips open letter- Hey, it's from Orlando! He says hi! And he misses me! Aw, he's so cute!
Shigure: -sigh- Ah, young imagined love!
Me: I'm much happier now :)
Everyone: ...
Yuki: THEN CAN YOU GET THEM OFF ME?!
Me: ...no.
