The Most Randomest Fruits Basket Story in the world will now continue. Sorry it took a while. EXAMS!!! Math is scary and evil and the most evilest ever! And I'm going to fail, because…I guessed the whole time (or at least 45 percent of the time…). BUT! I only have 2 more days of school!! And one's the beach one ones graduation! Yay no obligations!!! …but I'm getting braces Tues…sinks into eternal depression


Me: -sigh-

Everyone: Oh no.

Tohru: What's wrong author-san?

Me: It's rainy and I'm getting braces and I haven't heard from Orlando and the world is dying because of global warming and my socks feel sweaty and my fish is dead

Tohru: …oh. That's a lot to worry about.

Me: My writing portfolio sucks, I failed my math exam, I have an intense fear of the color lilac…

Tohru: Oh my.

Me: I feel degraded, disrespected, utterly uninterested and life sucks.

Tohru: …

Me: …

Tohru: …

Everybody: …

Me: Oh wow, I feel better now.

Tohru: …Lilac?

Me: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tohru: Oh, I'm so sorry!!!

Me: Ha, just kidding. Not scared of any shade of purple what-so-ever.

Kyo: What a bitchy thing to do!

Me: Ooh, protecting our dearest Tohru now, are we?

Kyo: No! I mean, yes! But not like…I didn't mean…

Me: Ha ha. Silly flustered kitty.

Kyo: …

Me: Yuki? Shigure? Would you like to join with me in laughing obnoxiously at Kyo?

Yuki: …kay.

Shigure: YES!

Me: On the count of three, right Yuki –wink-

Yuki: …-dawning comprehension- Oh right. Okay.

Me: One…

Yuki: Two…

Shigure: THREE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA -looks around- Why is no one else laughing?

Kyo: DAMN BASTARD!

-punches Shigure through the roof-

Me: Yay! It worked!

Yuki: Actually, that was kinda cool…

Me: Are you hitting on me?

Yuki: …no.

Me: I think you are.

Yuki: No.

Me: I have to alert Machi and Ri-chan to this disturbing behavior!

Yuki: NO!

Me: MACHI! RI-CHAN!

Machi: Yeah?

Everyone: …

Me: RI-CHAN!!!

Everyone: …

Me: Oh fine. –sigh- Meow mix.

Ri-chan: I'm here!

Me: …wow. You really need a better calling card.

Ri-chan: Hey, shut up! You're the one writing this!

Me: …heh heh. Got a point there. Anyway, want to help us beat up Yuki, too?

Ri-chan: Yay! Out of love!

Me: How about you, wecanworkitout?

wecanworkitout: um…who's Yuki again?

Me: Silvery hair, low self confidence, all hot and emo…

wecanworkitout: …oh. Okay!

Me: Hooray!

Yuki: OH SHIT!

Me: ATTACK!

-all crazy peoples unite under one nation to beat up Yuki, either out of love, anger, or pure frustration out of his self pity-

Kyo: Heehee This is fun.

Me: …we're going after you next. KAGURA!

Kyo: Double shit.

Me: Heehee

Crazy peoples: Kill the Yuki!

Me: Yes!

-mail man comes-

Mail man: 0.0 ...um...I have a letter for the author of this story...

Me: That would be me!

Mail man: Here ya go! -throws letter at me and runs away-

Me: ...-rips open letter- Hey, it's from Orlando! He says hi! And he misses me! Aw, he's so cute!

Shigure: -sigh- Ah, young imagined love!

Me: I'm much happier now :)

Everyone: ...

Yuki: THEN CAN YOU GET THEM OFF ME?!

Me: ...no.