Me: Sorry I haven't written for a while but I'm stuck with a cold...
Kiseki: OH NO. *sarcasm*
Me: SHUT UP, KISEKI.
Grell: YOU CAN'T BE SICK.
Me: BUT I AM.
Ronald: HA.
Me: Ronald, I have given up on you...
Ronald: *Tickles me*
Me: I'm not ticklish, just don't tickle my-
Ronald: *Tickles my feet* Feet?
Me: PHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES AHGAYEHWHNGDBHDHSHSNS.
Kiseki: So we didn't really get any comments so... Ronald did some...
Ronald: Heheheh.
Me: I WANNA READ THEM OUT.
Sel-Chan- Eat a whole bottle of salt
Kiseki- say ONLY meow for the rest of the chapter
Grell- Sensei-Sutcliff must kiss Sel-Chan
Thats it.
Me: I DONT WANNA EAT SALT.
Ronald: WHY?
Me: I-I'm... I don't like it?
Ronald: YES YOU DO. *Shoves salt down my throught*
Me: *Choking on salt* Jbwhaggagagaah.
Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: ITS MY TURN.
Everyone: PHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Kiseki: Meow meow. Translation: Shut up.
Me: RONALD. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME EAT SALT.
Grell: It's my turn~
Ronald: DO IT. JUST. DO. IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. JUST DO IT.
Me: That's enough, Shia Lebouf.
Grell: *Kisses le moi*
Me: 0/0
Ronald: *Smirking* Heh.
Me: RONALD, I'LL KILL YOU... I'LL GO LEARN TO BE A REAPER FIRST. *Goes to reaper school*
Grell: That might take a while...
Me: *Comes back with an axe* COME HERE RONALD. *Chases Ronald*
Ronald: HELP ME.
Grell: No.
Alois, Ciel, Claude, Sebastian, Will And The Phantomhive Staff: DO WE GET A SAY IN THIS CHAPTER?!
Me: You just did. *Goes back to chasing Ronald*
Ronald: DOES THIS MEAN SHE'S A REAPER NOW?!
Grell: Her eyes look very greeny-yellow... So yes.
Me And Ronald: Wait. WHAT?!
William: Sel-Chan is now a full reaper.
Me: I ONLY WANTED THE DEATH SCYNTH. (Sorry if I spelt that wrong)
William: Well, too bad.
Me: I ALWAYS HATED YOU.
William: You know you love me :3
Me: ...
Ronald: ...
Me: That isn't something William would do...
Ciel: Wait, where's Alois?
Me: Hold on. *Looks at Williams hands* CLAUDE.
Claude: What?
Me: YOU MURDERED ALOIS AGAIN... AND PUT THE RING ON WILL.
Claude: No I didn't...
William: HEY, CIEL. LETS HAVE A BIKINI PARTY.
Me: Oh really?
Claude: ...
Ciel: NO. I WAS ALREADY POSSESSED BY YOU.
Me: *Takes the ring off William*
William: Why am I dressed like this?
Me: Alois possessed you.
William: I will find him, and I will kill him.
Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING THE CHAPTER TOO LONG... AGAIN.
Snake: GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING THE CHAPTER TOO LONG. Says Oscar.
Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: THATS WHAT I SAID.
Claude: Alois is still dead...
Me: BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE THEN.
Claude: *Brings Alois back to life*
Alois: CLAUDE. WHY DID YOU MURDER ME AGAIN?!
Claude: I was hungry...
Alois: BAKA.
Me: Such rudeness, and on my show too. ;-;
Grell: TA TA FOR NOW~
Me: Heheheheheh... I'm a reaper now *Creepy smile*
Ronald: Help me.
