Me: Sorry I haven't written for a while but I'm stuck with a cold...

Kiseki: OH NO. *sarcasm*

Me: SHUT UP, KISEKI.

Grell: YOU CAN'T BE SICK.

Me: BUT I AM.

Ronald: HA.

Me: Ronald, I have given up on you...

Ronald: *Tickles me*

Me: I'm not ticklish, just don't tickle my-

Ronald: *Tickles my feet* Feet?

Me: PHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES AHGAYEHWHNGDBHDHSHSNS.

Kiseki: So we didn't really get any comments so... Ronald did some...

Ronald: Heheheh.

Me: I WANNA READ THEM OUT.

Sel-Chan- Eat a whole bottle of salt

Kiseki- say ONLY meow for the rest of the chapter

Grell- Sensei-Sutcliff must kiss Sel-Chan

Thats it.

Me: I DONT WANNA EAT SALT.

Ronald: WHY?

Me: I-I'm... I don't like it?

Ronald: YES YOU DO. *Shoves salt down my throught*

Me: *Choking on salt* Jbwhaggagagaah.

Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: ITS MY TURN.

Everyone: PHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Kiseki: Meow meow. Translation: Shut up.

Me: RONALD. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME EAT SALT.

Grell: It's my turn~

Ronald: DO IT. JUST. DO. IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. JUST DO IT.

Me: That's enough, Shia Lebouf.

Grell: *Kisses le moi*

Me: 0/0

Ronald: *Smirking* Heh.

Me: RONALD, I'LL KILL YOU... I'LL GO LEARN TO BE A REAPER FIRST. *Goes to reaper school*

Grell: That might take a while...

Me: *Comes back with an axe* COME HERE RONALD. *Chases Ronald*

Ronald: HELP ME.

Grell: No.

Alois, Ciel, Claude, Sebastian, Will And The Phantomhive Staff: DO WE GET A SAY IN THIS CHAPTER?!

Me: You just did. *Goes back to chasing Ronald*

Ronald: DOES THIS MEAN SHE'S A REAPER NOW?!

Grell: Her eyes look very greeny-yellow... So yes.

Me And Ronald: Wait. WHAT?!

William: Sel-Chan is now a full reaper.

Me: I ONLY WANTED THE DEATH SCYNTH. (Sorry if I spelt that wrong)

William: Well, too bad.

Me: I ALWAYS HATED YOU.

William: You know you love me :3

Me: ...

Ronald: ...

Me: That isn't something William would do...

Ciel: Wait, where's Alois?

Me: Hold on. *Looks at Williams hands* CLAUDE.

Claude: What?

Me: YOU MURDERED ALOIS AGAIN... AND PUT THE RING ON WILL.

Claude: No I didn't...

William: HEY, CIEL. LETS HAVE A BIKINI PARTY.

Me: Oh really?

Claude: ...

Ciel: NO. I WAS ALREADY POSSESSED BY YOU.

Me: *Takes the ring off William*

William: Why am I dressed like this?

Me: Alois possessed you.

William: I will find him, and I will kill him.

Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING THE CHAPTER TOO LONG... AGAIN.

Snake: GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING THE CHAPTER TOO LONG. Says Oscar.

Kiseki: MEOW MEOW MEOW. Translation: THATS WHAT I SAID.

Claude: Alois is still dead...

Me: BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE THEN.

Claude: *Brings Alois back to life*

Alois: CLAUDE. WHY DID YOU MURDER ME AGAIN?!

Claude: I was hungry...

Alois: BAKA.

Me: Such rudeness, and on my show too. ;-;

Grell: TA TA FOR NOW~

Me: Heheheheheh... I'm a reaper now *Creepy smile*

Ronald: Help me.