Thanks to everyone who ever reviewed. Now for my best: the kind of Trollfic, Mary Sue and the kind that don't make sense names! It's always fun for a laugh. This is not part of your character, just for the 2nd letter of your name:

A awesome

B brainy

C cool

D darling

E elegant

F funny

G gorgeous

H hero

I impatient

J jolly

K kissing

L loving

M moon

N nonsense

O ohno

P pretty

Q quantum

R rainbow

S star

T tiara

U uppity

V violet

W worry

X romantic

Y young

Z zesty

Then the suffix:

The third letter in your surname-

A dazzle

B butt

C comet

D deer

E fluffy

F rainbow

G garland

H history

I sparkles

J cupcake

K bubbles

L love

M moony

N noise

O opal

P gemstone

Q quill

R rose

S spin

T tears

U umbrella

V violin

W ray

X xenophobia

Y beauty

Z peach

I got Impatientgemstone! Again, just for fun. My cousin (who happens to be watching my every move) is Awesomegemstone!