Dear Guest,

Thank you for telling me, but nonetheless, I still believe that they are around fourteen and fifteen. It's probably one of those typical cartoons - they will forever be that age, like Ash (*puts on Pokemon hat and takes out a Pokeball* Anyone else watch Pokemon here? :D) and his friends.

Just gonna say this. I'm a terrible writer/author because:

- I try to shove information into one sentence and it usually doesn't make sense.

- My writing is really fast paced to get to it, and that's never a good sign.

- I try to use better words and they end up not making sense.

- I try to dumb it down to make sure my readers understand, but end up probably insulting them by making it seem like I think they don't understand big words (Sorry...)

- It's cliché and not that original.

- I try to make as good as I can and end up making it crap.

- I put my soul into it and it ends up crap because I don't really deserve a soul so I'm negative...

- I'm me. I know it's gonna fail so I know I shouldn't even try make it good.

Anyway, I'm gonna try my best at a request icegirl75 or thesoniclove gave me. Because I want to keep at a 'T' rating for the moment, I'm not going to add a certain part of it which I think it could do without. :/ Sorry... By the way, spoilers for the fanfiction, 'going into heat' sounds so wrong in my point of view. *shudders* ... Just saw what it meant for animals. *stares at screen with fear* ... Why?

Also, guys, you aren't restricted to Kai stories (and you can request several times. If I said you weren't, I'd be a hypocrite). I have written two stories about Lloyd and Cole and Jay and Cole. I want to write a story about Zane but I've no ideas (I have a few Neuro, Karloff, Shadow and Griffin fanfictions in my head, I'm trying to plan the Blood Series, I've a few Kai fanfictions and I'm thinking about everything I've done wrong as well as school, home and life. How am I not insane?). *slams head onto table with angered groan* Stupid brain. Ugh.

HEAT ISN'T ALWAYS BAD

Description:

It's early summer, Kai is a bit... heated, and only Zane is on the Bounty. Kai x Zane (Someone PLEASE tell me the official names for the shippings at the end of the chapter XD).

"Going out to see my parents!" Jay called before the sound of a door slamming echoes throughout the ship. Cole soon followed with a yell of "Seeing my dad!"

Nya had gone out to look after the Four Weapons, Sensei out to find more tea. This meant Kai and Zane were home.

Alone.

This usually wasn't a problem, as they usually did this in the late summer or autumn or winter.

But this wasn't any of those. This was early summer.

Kai had gone into heat.

Now, have any of you ever imagined throwing yourself onto someone, a friend or something, and kissing them passionately?

Well, that's what plagued Kai right now. He actually imagined doing to Sensei Garmadon... And Wu. At one point, Nya. He hated going into heat because of this.

But his imagination chose a certain Nindroid the most, and Kai didn't really deny wanting to do it to him. It was strange, because the two were total opposites. Kai wondered if Zane ever got such urges in the autumn or winter.

For now, he'd have to deal with this 'heat'. However, knowing he and Zane were alone worried him. What if he tried to... make his imagination reality?

He'd then have to either deal with THAT or hide in his room and order pizza to his room for the rest of his life. To be honest, Kai was tempted with the latter. Maybe he could get out of cooking (the others said he was good but he just couldn't be arsed) and order pizza. Zane would probably scold him - Cole and Jay had gone to their parents' for tea and Nya said that she'd eat at Chen's Noodle House (both reasons making Kai offended before they had said it was easier) and Wu was going to see Misako and eat with her. So it'd be Zane and Kai for a few hours, and Kai was anxious; anything, and I mean ANYTHING, could go on during those few hours.

"Hello Kai. Do you want to play a game?" That calm (and slightly arousing and sexy) voice broke his thoughts, making Kai grunt from confusion. "Do you wish to play Monopoly?"

"That game..." Kai whispered in a hissing way. "Is the spawn of Satan."

"... But Satan doesn't exist, and he didn't have a child. And how can a board game be a child of something?"

"It's an expression." Kai groaned.

"Oh." Zane blinked. "Do you wish to play a game?"

"... No..."

"Why not?"

"Please rephrase that." His mind was making the question so dirty. "What kind of game?"

"A board game, one which takes two or more people."

Kai squeaked as the dirty definition set in.

"What is wrong?"

"... Nothing."

"Kai, stand up." Refusing to obey his commands, Kai sat seated on the chair he was sat on. "Kaito-Kain Ashley Smith, STAND."

Confused about how the fuck Zane knew his full name, Kai mindlessly stood up. Zane's eyes flashed a greenish turquoise before returning to the familiar icy blue. "... You are in heat?"

A crimson red blush on his cheeks, the Fire Master nodded.

"You should have told me."

When did Zane become my dad? "Sorry..."

"I understand why you were embarrassed, but you should tell someone about your... very sexual imagination during this time."

"..."

"Shall we order pizza Kai?"

"Okay..." Kai nodded.

"Why don't you go to the kitchen to get the oven ready?"

"But wouldn't the pizza be hot already?"

"Knowing the pizza guy, he'll probably get lost and by the time he finds us the pizza will be cold."

"Ohhhh." Kai turned around to go to the kitchen, relieved he didn't have to cook.

"Oh and Kai?"

"Yea-" Kai turned around to respond before feeling Zane's lips on his own. He melted into it instantly and kissed back. He felt Zane pull him closer and rub his back. He smiled happily and snuggled against Zane, not wanting to ever leave this position. Zane hugged Kai to him. Alas, soon, they had to stop after hearing Kai's stomach growl.

"Let's get that pizza."

"Uh huh. Oh, and Zane?"

"Hm?"

"Let's not tell anyone about what happened."

Smiling, Zane nodded. "Of course."

HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB/HIAB

So yeah. It was crap. Please send in as many requests as you want and please vary them. I will take any of the other Elemental Masters or any other characters.

EDIT:

Forgot this:

Please tell me the shipping names for these. I refuse to be affected by judging. Some of these I know, but I want to check. Some may not have shipping names.

Kai shippings:

Kai x Zane. Kai x Cole. Kai x Jay. Kai x Garmadon. Kai x Ronin. Kai x Morro (DON'T JUDGE MEEEEE).

Zane shippings:

Zane x Cole. Zane x Jay. Zane x Lloyd. Zane x PIXAL. Zane x Nya. Zane x Mindroid (Don't. Judge. Meh). Zane x Cryptor.

Cole shippings:

Cole x Jay. Cole x Garmadon. Cole x Nya. Cole x Lloyd. Cole x PIXAL. Cole x Morro.

Jay shippings:

Jay x Nya (don't kill me). Jay x Garmadon. Jay x PIXAL.

Nya:

Nya x Ronin.

Lloyd:

Lloyd x Camille. Lloyd x Morro (NO JUDGING GODDAMN). Lloyd x Skylor.

Other:

Neuro x Griffin. Griffin x Shadow. Shadow x Neuro. Karloff x Neuro. Karloff x Griffin. Karloff x Shadow. Ash x Camille. Cole x Cake. Garmadon x Clouse. Clouse x Chen. Wu x Misako. Morro x Ronin. Soul Archer x Bansha. Skylor x Nya. Neuro x Nya. Overlord x Pythor. Cryptor x Mindroid. Morro x Bansha. Skaildor x Cole. Skales x Kai. Chen x Kai. Skaildor x Jay. Skaildor x Kai. Skaildor x Zane. Skaildor x Nya. Skaildor x Lloyd. Skales x Cole. Skales x Jay. Skales x Zane. Skales x Lloyd. Skales x Nya. Fangtom x Kai. Fangtom x Cole. Fangtom x Jay. Fangtom x Zane. Fangtom x Nya. Fangtom x Lloyd. Pythor x Kai. Pythor x Cole. Pythor x Jay. Pythor x Zane. Pythor x Nya. Pythor x Lloyd. Acidicus x Kai. Acidicus x Cole. Acidicus x Jay. Acidicus x Zane. Acidicus x Nya. Acidicus x Lloyd. Wu x Garmadon. Garmadon x Misako.

Have I missed any? Please tell me the shipping names, because I am useless XD.