Chapter 7: Rizzo's Got A Water Buffalo! (In Script Form, cuz I'm lazy!)
A/N: FYI, almost a year has passed since I was in the Grease Jr. musical at our school, and it's been a heck of a long time since I last saw the movie. Let's face it... I completely, utterly, no-doubt-about-it forgot everything that happened in the movie. (The only thing I remember is the Pink Ladies offering Sandy champagne and a cigarette.) So, if some of my facts are wrong, or if the some of the characters are OOC, feel free to tell me. I'd appreciate it.
BTW, in our Grease musical, I was... ((gaaaaaaassssssppppp)) ... Well, I'm not telling until I get at least 5 reviews. (This will really surprise you!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Grease or Veggie Tales.
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Rizzo: WHAT? What's with the title? Whadya mean I've got a water buffalo?
Sandy: Oh, you don't have your water buffalo yet? ((hands Rizzo water buffalo beanie-baby)) There you go, now you've got a water buffalo!
Rizzo: Geezzz... thanks...
Sandy: You're welcome! Ahem... and now...
Tom: No, wait! First... ((gags Danny with giant muffler))
Danny: No! The repeating capital letters! They're gone... all gone! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Tom: And now...! Ahem... And now it is time for Silly Songs With Danny, the part of the fanfic where Danny comes out and sings a Silly Song. So without further ado... Silly Songs With Danny.
Danny: Rizzo's got a water buffalo! He runs fast and goes 'Ho ho ho!' Where she got him, I don't know, but Betty Rizzo's got a water buffalo-oooooooooooooo!
Rizzo: ((hands water buffalo beanie-baby to random passerby little kid)) Oh gawwwddd... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Danny: She took her buffalo to the store. Got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor... ohhhhhhhhhhh... Rizzo's got a-
((crickets chirp))
Sandy: Umm... Rizzo? You have a line now.
Rizzo: Psshh... make me say it... Stupid Australian...
Frenchy: ((stabs Rizzo's butt with a tattooing needle))
Rizzo: AAAAAAAAAAUGH! OK! OK! I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!
Sandy: That's better...
Rizzo: ((in British accent)) Stop! Stop! Stop it, what do you think you're doing? You can't say Rizzo's got a water buffalo when Rizzo does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get a lot of nasty letters saying 'Where's Rizzo's water buffalo? I don't see Rizzo's water buffalo!' Are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop being so SILLY!
((crickets chirp again))
Sandy: Umm... Rizzo, did you just-?
Rizzo: ((in normal voice)) Shut up, I'm allergic to Frenchy's damn tattooing needles... Stupid Australian...!
Sandy: OO' Rizzo, where's the water buffalo I gave you?
Rizzo: I GAVE IT TO SOME RANDOM LITTLE KID, OK? You got a problem with that, Stupid Australian?
Sandy: ((scoots away from Rizzo)) Umm... Tom, the next line is yours.
Tom: Tune in again next time to hear Danny sing...
Danny: Rizzo's got a baby kangaroo! Its butt is pink but its boobs are blue! Its weenie is small but-
Rizzo: ((whacks Danny with lacrosse stick))
Danny: Owwie! Crap, I can't say it in all-capital letters! Crap!
Rizzo: ((whacks Danny again with lacrosse stick))
Danny: Owwie! Waaaaaaahhh... Mommy, she's harassing me...!
Sandy: OO' Umm... Rizzo? You're supposed to end the song by running across the room screaming your lungs out in horror...
Rizzo: I. DON'T. CARE. Stupid Australian...!
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Review, por favor! No flames! Again, new ideas would be greatly appreciated!
Sandy: Also, is it just me, or is this the second chapter in a row that's ended with Rizzo calling me a "Stupid Australian"?
It's not just you... '
