Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge
Week 12 and Week 13 Combined
Theme: Vikings and Dallas
Charlaine Harris or Alan Ball own the characters in this story. Hans von Hozel's is the style I have tried to use. Maybe I have channelled some of Thyra10s wonderful story, Crossing the Ocean, too. Thank you. I am only playing.
Here Comes the Sun
One long night, Scandanavia
Appius make a command for Baby Eric.
"I wanting more viking! Load the longboat with more viking!"
Baby Eric grow bigger eyes for he understand.
"I practise glamour goodly"
Baby Eric plenty glamours many beefcake viking so longboat loaded. Appius make a happy at viking smorgasbord.
"Where to longboat danube" ask Baby Eric, for smorgasbord for paddling to.
"danube Isle of Man" say Appius hungry for boys only night out.
Danube ... Danube ... Danube ... Isle of Man
Appius yell "IseewomenNotmenonly" making a big sadly.
But Baby Eric make a big happy at cock up, which make Appius madly.
Appius yell "Kill all women so not cock up no more"
Suddenly "YOO HOO"
"You no kill. I know. I be fey" say one woman.
Baby Eric say "Psychic fey?"
"I saw you coming" she say
"How many times"
"Many" she say
"You would be right. You be psychic fey" Baby Eric smirk-say
Appius makes a more madly to Baby Eric making the gladly with fey.
Psychic say to Appius, "Do not be so badly madly. I see you transform to be goodly Godric in Dallas for meeting with sun and part-fae telepath"
"No. That would be someone else's story" Appius say making snap on fey neck.
But Baby Eric wishing big for Dallas transformer. So big it cause a rip in time space continuum. Island gefell to Dallas.
One day Dallas
Appius godricked sunny side up.
Big Eric sookied up in bedroom with sunny scent.
Fey psychic right but Fae telepath best and right Big Eric thunk.
Island slip back. Smorgasbord vikings rule Man okay.
Real Life History: Norse (Viking) invasions began about AD 800, and the Isle of Man was a dependency of Norway until 1266. The king of Norway then sold his suzerainty over Man to Scotland. No Roman influence has ever been found on Man.
Reviews for Here Comes The Sun
Thyra1010/9/11 . chapter 1
Haha, loved this one - and that it channeled Crossing the Ocean. Your HvHs are so funny :-)
Sorry to be late for the party.
fffbone10/4/11 . chapter 1
Danube Danube Danube Isle of Man, for some odd reason I'm liking that line. Also this one, Big happy at cock up. Appius not seem to like. LOL Even some history in this here story. Well I'm big happy too.
jtedrick110/4/11 . chapter 1
Excellent use of the word Gefell. I find this character study of Appius to be one of the best, I personally, have ever read.
When they, "Danube ... Danube ... Danube ... Isle of Man", I could see it.
Geflash my friend, Geflash ;-)
Suki5910/4/11 . chapter 1
Now there's something I never expected: a history lesson in a Hans von Hozel story. I muchly love the long saga with two weeks smushed togetherly. Beautimous!
