Zelda SYOC chapter Nine: I call bullshit.

You would think the fact that the summer holidays are coming up (in Ireland anyway) would mean more updates but not here. When summer pulls up you have to worry about one thing and it's not how to spend your days (That comes after), you have to worry about Exams. No shit I hate those things. Anyway this chapter is a notice on the fact that after this chapter don't expect shit from me until june. I'm not gonna make this chapter long or special or anything it's just gonna be normal update. Read on.


"I call bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, fuck Nintendo, fuck Ico and most of all fuck the guy who decided to give Link a RIDICULOUS RUNNING SPEED" Leland yelled, his head getting pummeled by air.

He, along with Mark, Abigail and Windy (who revealed his true name to be Julian), were in his Audi R8 matte black which was in it's open air mode. That was an extremely expensive car and many assume Leland had to have been saving up his entire life to buy it, and many also taught the same when Leland got Mark a White Audi R8 for his 18th birthday. Truth be told Leland had stolen the matte black from the dealership while Ico had begged his girlfriend to lend him a few thousand to buy Mark a gift. When Mark had asked how they managed to get the cars, Ico told him the truth straight up while Leland had told him "It doesn't matter how I got it, it just matters that I got it"

Anyway, Leland had Mark driving the car and was in the passenger seat reaching out his hand trying to grab Link. Abby and Julian sat in the back egging him on. It hadn't taken long for them to find Link as he only had like a 5-7 minute head start but the second he saw the familiar face of Mark and Leland, the men who had bound and gagged him, he suddenly put on a speed burst. While in the game Link may seem slow, it was really astounding when you realized just how much ground you can cover with enough stamina. He was really quite fast and the fact that Leland and his friends were in a town and had to obey speed laws really helped worked in his favor.

Leland and his family lived in a decently sized town near the coast. Link was a great swimmer. A car cannot swim. I think you can see where this is going. Link suddenly jay-walked/ran across the road causing a Puerto Rican in a grey ford focus to swerve out off the road in order to not hit Link and instead hit a mailbox. Windy and Abby looked ready to protest and go back and help bht Mark and Leland didn't care. They didn't know the man so they didn't feel guilty and he hit a mailbox what's that gonna do.

"Don't know him, Don't care" said Mark, shutting up Windy and Abby before they could complain.


Link jumped over the small stone wall that acted as a rail between the footpath and the ocean. He dived into the Water before free styling his way to the wall. Mark parked the car and quickly jumped out. He looked over the edge to see that Link was nowhere to be found. In reality Link had taken a deep breath and was currently waiting underwater for Mark to leave. Link's hylian ears made his hearing really sensitive even when underwater. He heard what sounded like a few raspy coughs, then a gentle humming, then the sound of stones cracking and suddenly the sound was getting farther and farther away. Link knew he was safe for the time being but he needed to find a place to hide.

Climbing up the stone wall, using the gaps in the walls as foot holds, Link looked around. He got a few weird looks from some adults and some pointing and giggling from a group of teenage girls. Walking forward in a random direction, and hoping it was the opposite direction from that strange self-driving carriage, Link was extremely appalled, everything in this world was so advanced. He saw one of the teenage girls pointing a small rectangular metal object. It actually looked a lot like Zelda's sheikah slate just smaller, thinner and lot less decorative. The was a small hole that was covered in a dark glass. Under that was an even smaller hole but this had clear glass and a orange circle in in. The small circle suddenly flashed and Link was momentarily blinded. Blinking his eyes, he saw the girl holding the miniature sheikah slate giggling before walking off with her friends.

Completely confused by this, but deciding to ignore it, Link continued on his merry way. He walked for about an hour before coming across a poster. Inspecting it, Link was shocked to see a blonde male, who looked a lot like himself, holding the master sword and dressed in a similar outfit to that of the hero of Wind. It was obviously a replica but that wasn't Link's primary concern. The blonde look-alike was smiling in a please sort of way like he had just done something amazing. He then saw a picture of a two girls. One girl had green hair dressed like the Forest mage Saria from legend while the other was dressed like the fire mage Nabooru. Both were smiling happily. Then Link saw it. The Man who it was said the great Calamity's Anger stemmed from. Ganondorf. The man was smiling cunningly as if gloating Link. Link wanted nothing more than to run his sword through him. On top of the poster were the words "Zelda cosplay convention". Link's eyes widened. Zelda was going to be there. This poster was to probably celebrate the defeat of Ganondorf. The blonde male holding the master sword replica must have defeated him not to long ago.

Deciding he must get to this celebration , in order to ask Zelda or the current hero for help, Link ripped down the poster and stood on the side of the road. He held up the poster for the people steering the self-driving carriage to see where he was going and that he needed a ride. Hopefully one would be kind enough to stop and help him get there. A black ford focus pulled up beside him. A black male, who was slightly darker than his pursuers, walked out. He grinned as he took a look at the poster.

"Hey, it's good to see another Zelda fan" the man greeted with a friendly smile.

Link nodded and smiled back, always the quiet one, and pointed to the carriage. It took the male some time before he understood the message. He nodded, still smiling, and opened a door at the back of the carriage before stepping in what appeared to be the carriage driver's seat. Link entered the back seat and saw two other black males who looked exactly like the first one apart from clothes.

One smile at Link, seeing his confused face "We're triplets" he explained "The guy driving is Sachi, he's pretty outgoing and is an Anime and video game nerd" Link nodded, not knowing what an "Anime" or "Video" really are but at least he was familiar with the word game. "The guy beside Sachi is Leo, he's really stubborn but he's there for us when we need him and I'm Rai, I've been known to be pretty shy but I just like hanging around with people I know."

Link nodded. He felt happy knowing that he was in good hands. For some unknown reason he trusted these people. For some unknown reason.


Leland sighed. After they had lost sight of Link, Windy and Mad-Eye convinced them to turn around and help the Puerto Rican. He wasn't very mad seeing as the mailbox received more damage than his car. While Leland pondered were Link could be, his phone started vibrating. He took it out and saw a text message from Leo, one of the triplets he told Mad-Eye and Windy about earlier.

'We're on our way to the convention now. R u sure u don't wanna come?' It read

'Nah' Leland texted back 'I'll leave that to u video game nerds'

A few seconds later his phone vibrated again.

'Whatever u say man. Also we picked up this guy who no shit looks like the Link from breath of the wild'

Leland couldn't believe his luck. The triplets had found the guy they were looking for.

'Cool' Leland texted back, hardly containing his excitement 'He must be an even bigger nerd than u guys'

Leland chuckled to himself when Leo texted back a middle finger emoji. Turning around he fixed the others with a "I have an idea so shut up" glare before yelling "Guys we're going to a convention!" The looks he got were priceless.


Link had bade farewell to the nice triplets before continuing on his merry way. He saw someone dressed up like Mipha but they hadn't done a good job. He saw an overweight man walking around with a ball and chain, pretending to be a goron. Link wasn't sure if it was to accurately sized stomach or the orange paint on the man's skin but he looked nearly exactly like a goron. As he stood on a table to get a better look of his surroundings, he choked. Literally everyone was dressed like either him or Zelda. A few people were dressed as Gorons or rito's or other creatures (he even saw a bokoblin) but what scared and confused him most of all were the amount of people dressed as ganondorf. Why, at a party to honor the hero defeating ganondorf, would people dress up like him so accurately? Where they mocking ganondorf or where they his followers dressing up like himself in an act of rebellion.


Leland ran through the crowd of people dressed as Zelda characters, his eyes focused specifically on Link who was in a stunned stupor. In order to prevent Link's escape, Mark had circled round and was coming from the back while Windy was coming from the left. This left only one place for Link to run, if he wasn't caught by the three boys. Outside. Into the arms of Abigail who would either hold Link back until the boys arrived or knock him out. Either option suited Leland.


Link saw one of his old pursuers and yelped. Turning on his heel, he meant to run away but saw another one. Looking to his left he saw the boy who had been in the back of that carriage. Link wasn't stupid. He remembered there was a fourth one, this time a girl, and so he knew she would probably be guarding the entrance. He knew this was more compassionate than the others and an idea sprung to mind. Running in the direction of the shorter black male, (Mark he think he heard the aggressive black male call him) Link grabbed a foam sword from an unsuspecting Rito and jumped high in the air, bringing down the foam sword on Mark's stunned face. While it was foam and didn't hurt to much, Link was a knight who had battled monsters before so he had a lot of strength behind his swing. Mark crumpled to the floor and Abigail, being the compassionate girl she is, immediately abandoned her post in favour of helping Mark.

Link knew when he had a chance and he made sure he never missed them. This was a chance. And he didn't miss it. He was out that door faster than a Zora could swim. He kept on running until he reached a fancy looking building. He rushed inside and saw many people seated at tables eating meals worthy of nobles. He looked around and saw a man in white leave the room throw a set of double doors. He followed through and was glad to see everyone in the room, that was filled with people in white and looked like a giant, more advanced kitchen, was too busy cooking to notice him. He was almost tempted to steal some of the food to eat himself. Almost. He took a peek through the doors and saw his pursuers enter the building. He made eye contact with the aggressive black male, who seemed to be the leader, and gulped. The leader had fury written all over his face. The leader let out a roar of rage and charged forward.y Link quickly re-entered the kitchen, looking for something to use as a weapon other than the foam sword in his hand. He was too late however because Link had misjudged the speed of the aggressive black male. That was a terrible mistake.

The black male jumped for his throat but Link easily side-stepped him. The black male crashed into the counter a woman in white was cooking at, spilling everything that was on the counter to the floor. She let out a startled scream which cause the other people in white to look up and either gasp, look confused or yell the words "SECURITY!" This in turn caused the security to turn up which caused Link to take off running out the double doors. That caused Leland to get up and chase after him. Security followed protocol and ran after Leland. All runners entered to the eating room which caused some customers either to gasp, look confused or yell "SECURI- oh wait you're already here"

Link ran past an empty table, grabbing a chair in the process, used the chair to smash the window, which he used as an escape route. The black male and his group chasing after him.

And thus began an epic chase around the town. They ended up in many different and weird places. Here is a List:

A car mechanic had received many angry letters about people being mad about their broken car. He then had to explain how a blonde kid, two angry black people and two rich looking Japanese people had run through his store and broke nearly everything.

A health clinic was shocked when a blonde kid being chased by black people and Asians ran through the reception area.

A boat was sunk when a kid with blonde hair had run by and dropped a foam sword which was then picked up by an angry black person who was then encouraged to throw the sword by another slightly angrier black person at the blonde kid. He missed horribly and instead hit the lever that cause the Ship to sail forward into the pier. The black people and blonde kid disappeared, the black people being joined by two Asians in chasing the blonde kid.

A strip club manager lost some customers when a blushing kid with golden lock was chased through his club by two angry black adults and some very flustered Asians.

An antique store manager had lost at least 10,000 dollars worth of pottery when a strange group of foreigners barreled through his shop , somehow managing to break everything even stuff they didn't even touch.

This odd game of cat and mouse came to an end when Link was tripped up. Tripped up by an old associate of Mark's who goes by the name Crynu Krone.


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There ya go another chapter. Seeing as this is gonna be my last one for a while I'm just gonna put out a few request. I need a few IC villains. Nothing too powerful just villians. But their favourite game must be one of the following : Oracle of seasons, oracle of ages, Zelda 1, Zelda 2, Phantom hourglass, spirit tracks, four swords or tri-force heroes. That's it so now, on with the goodbye. THANK YOU GUYS so much for reading this chapter. Reviews, Favourites and Follows will be much obliged. My name is Rocket Rover and HOW DO EVERYBODY.

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