"Um hello" Commissioner Gordon was looking at Catwoman and Batman asleep on the roof "HELLO" they both jolted awake

"um uh" Batman looked confused while Catwoman stood up and brushed her self down

"Well thanks for a brilliant Night Batty babe even if I have got the hangover from hell" She kissed him on the cheek and ran off the edge of the building

"Um why were you asleep on the roof" Commissioner Gordon asked watching Catwoman go when he turned back Batman had disappeared "He really needs to learn some manners" He muttered to himself


"So what happened with Joker" They were sitting In Ivy's apartment because she always complained Harley's gave her a head ache from all the lines

"Well" Harley had been extra happy that morning "First he apologised and said he heard around that I was going with some one else" Ivy rolled her eyes

"I wonder were he heard that" she muttered but Harley didn't here her

"Then he made up to me" She sighed happily

"How did he do that" Ivy raised her eyebrows

"Um" Harley went bright red and muttered something about nice bedroom curtains

"oh? Ohh" Ivy said understanding

"Yer well anyway then" She waved her hand in the air and Ivy saw a ring on it

"You are getting married to Joker" she said sounding gob smacked

"Yes" Harley said looking happy

"you're getting married to someone who has broken every bone in your body and" Ivy looked pointedly at a huge bruise on her arm

"He loves me really Red he said so" Harley said sounding a bit confused

"Look Harley I know he says he loves you but he doesn't and if you insist on marrying him Don't expect to me to congratulate you and don't expect me at your wedding Bye" she stood up and walked into her bedroom slamming the door

"But Red" Harley said sounding close to tears


"Its ok Harley" Catwoman was sitting with her arm round Harley who had just finished telling her the story and was crying "You know how Ivy is" Catwoman said soothingly

"But he does love me kitty he does" Catwoman just nodded

"Can you have a word with Red" Harley asked her eyes pleading

"Sure" Catwoman sighed she always hated to get caught in the middle of an argument but Harley was so upset

"Thanks Kitty your the best" Harley said giving her a hug

"I'll go now" Catwoman stood up and walked to the door

"Harley just don't worry she'll come round" and she walked out the door and up to Ivy's flat and knock "Ivy its me" she called

"Its open" she called back and Catwoman opened the door to see Ivy at her dinning room table wearing goggles and a white lab coat "One second" Ivy said measuring out some toxins and tipping them in a test-tube and mixing it gently she then put the test-tube in a the holder then she looked up pushing her goggles up onto her head" So what's up" she asked

"Its about Harley" Catwoman said as Ivy sat downstairs

"What about her" Ivy asked rather stiffly

"Well she's really upset about what you said" Catwoman said sounding a bit awkward

"Well sorry to hear that but I stand by what I said" Ivy said stiffly "and if you don't mind I would like to carry on with my experiment"

"She's your friend Why aren't you happy for her" Selina asked

"Well gee that's a tough one" she said sarcastically "hmm let me think, oh I know she's marring an abusive evil insane man if you can call him a man"

"But she is happy" Catwoman protested

"Yes for now but how soon will she be running back to us saying Joker kicked her out gave her a black eye or whatever" Ivy replied putting her goggles back over her eyes


Catwoman was sitting on roof of a museum staring into the distance and thinking about what to do "Selina" said a voice behind her

"Hello" she sighed turning round to face Batman

"Are you Ok" he asked noticing her tone

"Yer" she said sadly

"If you don't tell me I can't help" he replied

"You can't help" she looked up at him and sighed he'd get it out of some way "Well not unless you can stop Harley being obsessed with the Joker or stop Ivy being stubborn"

"Um what" he asked confused

"Well Harley is getting married to Joker and when she told Ivy she yelled that she wont congratulate her and don't expect her to be at the wedding and now Harley is upset and Ivy is just saying she stands by what she says and I'm stuck in the middle" she sighed

"When don't you just leave them be" Batman asked

"Because well because I'm there friend and I'm sure they wont sort it by themselves" she was looking into the distance

"Well there's something I don't understand Joker has been in Arkham for about two months I put him in there" Batman said thinking

"But he proposed in the last week I'm not sure when" she was starting to get worried

"Then it wasn't him it can't have been" He said

"Oh my god" she said clapping her hand to her mouth "we have to get back now Harley got a bomb this morning that said from Joker and if it wasn't from him it is gonna explode"


"HARLEY" Catwoman yelled banging on the door

"What is it Kitty" she opened the door yawning

"The bomb you got from Joker is gonna explode" Catwoman yelled

"Oh my god" Harley said running in and getting the bomb "what we do with it"?

"I don't know just put it down we will just have to get out" Catwoman said running up and hitting it

"What" Ivy opened the door rubbing her eyes

"There's a bomb in the building we have to get out" Catwoman yelled

"Oh great" Ivy turned round to face her plants and clapped her hands and vines wrapped them selves around the plants and took them out the window "Do you or Harley need a lift" she asked stepping onto a plants

"Oh thanks Red" Harley running in to stand on the plant

"One second I need to get Isis" Catwoman said running out the room and into her flat "Isis Isis where are you" she called, a black cat jumped onto Catwoman's shoulder and running back into Ivy's flat and stepping on the plant Ivy was just about to clap her hands when she froze

"I forgot something" she said jumping off the plant and running into her bedroom she ran back out after 30 seconds carrying a small satchel bag and jumped back on the plant and clapping her hands the plant went out the window and the three of them went down


"Whoa" Harley said They were all standing outside looking up at the burning building

"Um a Bomb" Ivy said looking at Catwoman

"Yer the one Joker or someone gave to Harley" Catwoman said

"I can't believe that bomb exploded" Harley said looking hurt

"What you can't believe your Puddin tried to kill you" Ivy asked smoothly

"No" Harley sighed

"It wasn't Joker he has been in Arkham since before Valentines day"

Catwoman said stroking Isis

"What" Harley said looking confused

"Harley I'm sorry but it wasn't Joker who proposed" Catwoman said