Hey guys! I am going to have the characters react to... Percabeth from the Percy Jackson series!
K: um... *le shrugs* IDK what that is and I honestly don't care.
F and D: *nodding in agreement*
S and B: What! How can you not care?
S: they're like, super-duper well known, and like everyone loves them. Except for the Perico shippers which, BTW, I DON'T ship.
B: *nodding along* totally agree. I mean, the Percabeth fanart online is huuuuge! And cute *^3^*
F: oh no... *runs from room and is heard puking behind door* Who did that... *groans*
K and D: *snickering*
B and S: *disapproving looks on faces*
K: I feel no shame
S: you should! that wasn't very nice.
K: *shrugs* it was fine. He's not hurt or anything.
S: HE IS HURLING BEHIND THAT DOOR! I would slap you if Elves didn't believe in violence. But I can't. Cuz apparently my mind would break. *-_-* but I'm supposed to be unbreakable... *O.o*
K: hey! violence is not the answer here, my little grasshopper.
S: Did you just call me a grasshopper? OMG Keefe. That is not something you call someone. It's offensive. VERBAL ABUSE! He's abusing me.
F: *comes out looking green* at least it wasn't as bad as (beware minor Neverseen spoilers ahead) that time in the Black Swan when I was impaled by a bug. I threw up for DAYS after that. *shudders at memory*
(spoilers end)
B: guys if we don't talk about Percabeth then ForeverFreeFall's gonna yell at us and mentally brick Keefe.
K: uhhhh... FREEFALL IT WASN'T ME! *points at Dex*
D: *points at Biana*
B: *points at Sophie*
S: *points at Fitz*
F: wait what?
S: It's ur fault.
F: it's Keefe's fault!
K: It wasn't me FreeFall!
FreeFall: mhmm. It wasn't you hmm? And why do I not believe that?
K: *protesting with hands up in surrender* it wasn't me!
FreeFall: *voice dripping in sarcasm* riiiiiiiight. You didn't put puking serum that you got from Dex into Fitz's breakfast along with a constipation syrup?
K: wait who told you about the syrup? *realizes mistake* I mean... *sweatdrops*
F: what constip- *holds stomach and runs from the room, just as a loud and violent toot erupts*
FreeFall, K, B, S, and D: EWWWWWWW! *plug noses*
FreeFall: Keep discussing Percabeth. Now, I'm outta here! *flashes away with authors only instant teleportation powers*
S: why does she get to teleport without jumping off a cliff? *-3-* (that's a pouty face. not a kissy one.)
K: so Percabeth is cool, blah blah blah, yada yada yada. We get it.
S: *glares* Percabeth is cool. It's like Sophitz. (I'm not a Sophitzer. I'm a Foster-Keefer. But, I decided the Sophitzers needed special attention ;D)
K: *pouts in jealousy* *under breath* Sophitz is not cool...
S: is too. *sticks tongue out and blows a raspberry*
K: ew. You got spit all over me.
S: who cares? I don't. And you guys lick open doors and locks and stuff like that. What's the big deal?
B: we do open stuff like that, but we don't spit on each other.
D: yeah. Biana's right.
Tam and Linh: YEAH!
ORIGINAL KOTLC GANG: GO AWAY! UR NOT WANTED! NOT ON THIS STORY!
S: but we still love you guys :]
K: Bangs Boy needs to lay off my girl... *seething with jealousy*
S: huh?
K: *sweatdrops* nothing, nothing...
S: *shrugs*
T and L: ok... see you guys... *leaves*
S and B: guys...
S: we
B: need
S: to
B: wrap
S: this
B: up.
S: SO... See you guys next chapter where we hope not to get too off topic!
B and the rest of the crew: BYE!
Ok guys. Some of you want me to do Neverseen. But, I'm afraid that some will get mad at me because I end up spoiling it. If I get ten reviewers saying they want Neverseen then I will do Neverseen. If I don't, then I won't do Neverseen. If I end up doing Neverseen then I will warn you guys, but if I don't then I want you guys to know that it's not because I didn't want to (I'm afraid of haters XD) (I'm just kidding. Haters can hate all they want. It don't bother me.) because I do want to. It's because not enough people wanted me to do Neverseen. BYE BYE!
