Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter or the idea for this chapter - thanks AliWeasley for that!

Dedication: Lianne-Severus; AliWeasley; xxtotally insanexx; eDiNbUrgh; shadowcatthenundu.

Author's Note: Reviews (and your ideas) are soooo welcome! Thanks to AliWeasley for the spider idea for this chapter. You rock! Also, it will change to Harry's PoV right at the end - don't miss it!

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Chapter 9: Ron

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"Well then? What do you choose?" Ginny asked, her brown eyes sparkling with mischief. It sure was the time to get back at her brother now.

"K-k-kiss," Ron stuttered, shaking.

"Right then. I say you have go outside, pick up a spider, bring it here, I'll enlarge it, and you kiss it." Ginny said promptly.

"What?" He said, petrified. "What?"

"Is that all you're capable of saying, brother?" Ginny shot back.

"You can't!"

"Can too!"

"CAN'T!"

"CAN!"

The arguing went on like this for some time. Finally, Harry grabbed Ron's arm and yanked him out of the room. Everything was silent until Harry and Ron returned, Harry holding a small spider.

"Engorgio!" Ginny cast a spell on the spider, which grew alarmingly until it was taller than Ron - which was actually quite hard.

Ron, with a green face, watched this whole process and went greener and greener and greener.

He ducked over to the spider and stood there shivering. He looked like he was going to throw up. Hurriedly he gave the spider a kiss on the cheek.

"It was pathetic, but I'll let it pass." Ginny said, sighing.

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(Harry's PoV)

Yeah, yeah, I know. Ron wouldn't really kiss a spider, right? Well, thats where I come in. I got some rubber spiders off Dudley. And I enchanted them. I'm awesome, right?

Damn. I guess not everyone thinks of it that way. See, the bottle has just landed on ... ME.