( Disclaimer: Total Drama and its wonderful characters do not belong to me! As much as I wish they did they do not! )

Chazzy: Welcome back readers after a very, very long vacation!
Chris: You're telling me, this is why I would be a much better host than you!
Gwen: You did just get up and leave, you've probably lost a lot of loyal readers in doing so.
Chazzy: Yes yes, I am quite aware of this but it's time to get them all back! So, after a… *Blinks and turns to a nearby intern* How long of a break was it?
Intern: *Checks calendar* You last updated in September on the 15th.
Chazzy: …. Damn I didn't think it was that long! How long is that like, four whole months?
Sierra: At least it's not as long as the wait for every new season of Total Drama. Oh! Chris! When do you think you'll be ready to start screening the next season? *Grins and leans towards the host excitedly*
Chris: *Crosses arms over chest* Classified information.
Chef: *To Sierra* He actually just has no idea when they'll be done producing it.
Chris: Chef!
Chef: *Shrugs* It's the truth Chris man.
Sierra: *Nods* I've been constantly surfing the internet! Searching for more updates and leaks of the 5th season! Like-
Chris: Uup uup uup! Spoiler free-zone! And wait- Who leaked information!?
Chazzy: It's nothing much Chris, just the theme for it, some confirmed characters, oh the fact that you're going to introdu-
Chris: SPOILER-FREE ZONE! It builds more tension for the viewers who are waiting and leaves them wondering what will happen!
Lindsay: What's a spoiler? *Tilts head*
Beth: It's when someone reveals a plot element that gives something away.
Lindsay: Oooooh okay! Thanks Beth you're so smart!
Chazzy: Well, I think we've kept the public waiting for long enough. So let's get this show on the road! *Claps hands* The votes!
Chef: *Remembers something and whispers to Chris* So did you decide on our deal?
Chris: *Looks confused* What deal?
Chef: The one where if one of us wins we sell the gold and split the cash!
Chris: Oh that deal! Yeah no.
Chef: Is that your final answer?
Chris: *Sarcastically* Yes Meredith it's my final answer! Chef this isn't an episode of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!" I am positive that I do not want this deal. There's no way you could win!
( Meredith Vieira is the host of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" in case you were confused, and she asks "Is that your final answer?" to her contestants to confirm the answer. )
Chef: *Grunts and turns back to Chazzy*
Chazzy: The first vote of the New Year goes to, Zoey!
Zoey: Well, it's kinda cool being the first vote of 2013 I guess…
Mike: Don't worry Zoey; I'm sure you'll stay. *Kisses her cheek*
Zoey: *Smiles* Thanks Mike, you're so sweet. *Rests her head on his shoulder*
Chazzy: Next is our resident eye-candy, Justin! Followed by Beth and Chef!
Justin: *Smirks at the camera* Jealous are we?
Beth: Oh no! I don't want to go home yet!
Chris: See Chef, you got a vote! *Nudges him*
Chef: Just one vote Chris. You've gotten more than I have in total.
Chazzy: One for the other eye-candy, Alejandro! Beth yet again, and just for the heck of it, Tyler!
Justin: *In a sing-song voice* Still better looking than Alejandro~
Alejandro: *Sing-song voice* Oh I don't think so… *Glares at him*
Tyler: Just for the heck of it? Aw come on!
Beth: That's two for me! I have the most votes right now!
Chazzy: Correct Beth, but not for long because we have another for both Chef and Alejandro! So now you're tied with the most votes.
Beth: Well that makes me feel a bit better….
Chazzy: Well that's just swell. *Checks cards* Zeke, Sierra, and then Trent. Ouch, that fan really doesn't like you music-boy…
Trent: *Sighs* I am hated by quite a lot of Duncan and Gwen fans if you hadn't noticed.
Katie: Don't worry Trent, we still love you!
Sadie: Yeah Trent! We love you!
Ezekiel: Yo yo yo that ain't cool dog! What up with that homie?
Eva: *Angrily* Your speech really makes me want to punch you home-school… *Eyebrow twitches*
Ezekiel: Don't be hating Eva! *Dodges a punch* O-Okay I'll stop!
Eva: *Lowers fist and looks away*
Ezekiel: *Mumbles under breath* Hater- *Gets punched*
Chazzy: Chris, Zoey, Chris, Chris, Zoey, Chris! So that's two more votes for Zoey and three for Chris! Meaning you two are now tied for the leave!
Chris: *In shock* W-What? I can't have that many votes! You've probably miscounted!
Chazzy: Nope. There's three. *Counts again* One, two, three. Now we have another vote for Tyler, one for Eva-
Eva: WHAT?!
Chazzy: One for Owen and three more for Chris!
Chris: *Looks nervous* H-Hey Chef… About that-
Chef: Nope. You said your final answer Chris. No going back now. *Smirks at the shocked ex-host*
Chazzy: Justin, Dakota, Justin, and Mr. Coconut! Owen, that fan says sorry, they just love everyone else too much. *Shrugs and flips through votes*
Owen: Oh that's alright! Mr. Coconut won't be leaving us for a while! Isn't that right Mr. Coconut? *Makes Mr. Coconut nod*
Dakota: Me? What did I ever do to deserve a vote?
Sam: Don't take it to heart Dakota! I still think you're a shoe-in!
Dakota: Really? Aw thanks Sam! *Hugs him*
Sam: *Laughs and hugs her back* No problem Dakota.
Chazzy: Five votes left! Chris, you still do have a chance. Just not a big one.
Chris: I don't see why I shouldn't win this thing, so I have no idea why so many people are voting for me! The host!
Chazzy: *Coughs* Ex-host. *Coughs* Anyway, the next contestant to take the Walk-Drop-Dock-Hurl of Shame is….. Chris!
Chris: What?!
Chazzy: With three votes for him and two for Eva, Chris is the first of 2013 to leave!
Chris: This is impossible! Chef! Do something!
Chef: I can't hear you I'm to busy enjoying this…. *Laughs*
Chris: *Picked up by interns* Oh that is harsh Chef! Harsh! And put me down! *Struggles as the interns carry him off*
Chef: You had your chance Chris!
Other contestants: *Laugh as he gets flung off*
Gwen: I've been waiting for that! See ya later you wannabe host!
Chazzy: Well viewers, you got your wish! Chris is now gone! But, who will leave next? It's all up to you so get voting!

Still running contestants:

Alejandro

Anne Maria

B

Beth

Brick

Bridgette

Cameron

Chef

Cody

Dakota

Dawn

DJ

Eva

Ezekiel

Geoff

Gwen

Harold

Heather

Izzy

Jo

Justin

Katie

LeShawna

Lindsay

Mike

Mr. Coconut

Noah

Owen

Sam

Sierra

Trent

Tyler

Zoey

Happy voting~

What is this? AN UPDATE! Pft, that's crazy! Well viewers I am back! After a long stressful break from doing something I love I have returned! No I am not going to go on a long rant full of excuses. I'm just gonna let you guys go and vote! Although, I would like to thank those who have stayed loyal to this story and welcome those new fanfiction-ers! So thanks so much and welcome /back/! Now get voting and let's see who leaves next!