An important note at the end concerning your questions awaits you.

Disclaimer: konfizkate91 doesn t own Beyblade.

Kai is standing with a man and a child and the child s mother. They are surrounded by rows of apple trees. Kai shakes the kid s hand and walks to Ray.

" Stupid kid. Next time, Ray, take the blame for what you do." scolds Kai.

" Hey, you whipped the apple at the kid s head, not me."

" You stole his apples. He took them back. You threw the first apple and missed. I was just helping. I m Kai. I just got told off by some kid s mom for whipping an apple at her kid. Ray started it."

Ray to camera "He thinks I, Ray, the goody two shoes, stared it." back to Kai.

" Goody two shoes, my ass! We re in the countryside, about an hour and a half from Tyson s place. We re apple-picking today. Ray found it hard, so he stole a kid s basket."

" Fuck off! That s not true. He had a lot, and I thought it wasn t fair." Ray whines.

" There are over 5000 apple trees here. There s plenty for everyone. We didn t even start, yet."

" Let s commence KaiRayRayKai Production number 93 and pick some apples. I think we lost our group."

" Fuck."

Back with their group...

" Everyone, I m Jeff. I ll be your supervisor today. Any problems you might have should be reported to me. Pick apples from the trees with the red ribbons around the trunk, only."

Ray asks "Why?"

Jeff answers "Because that s my group color. My groups can only pick from those trees."

Kai asks "Why?"

" Because there are other groups. The trees are evenly distributed among supervisors."

Ray asks "Why?"

"...you two are getting very annoying."

Kai asks "Why?"

" Because you keep asking why to everything I say."

Ray asks "Why?"

" I dunno why! You guys answer that! You re the ones asking why!"

Kai asks "Why?"

" JUST GO PICK APPLES!! Don t you dare say-"

Kai & Ray ask "Why?"

" Arrrggghhhh!!" Jeff runs in circles, screaming, and faints.

" What a rude, dumb fuck." mummbles Ray.

While picking apples...

" KAI! You pick the apples. It s called apple-picking...NOT TEAR THE BRANCH OFF!"

Kai holds a branch with several apples hanging from it that he pulled off the apple tree, looking very innocent.

" RAY! I don t give a flying fuck." He lets go of the branch and proceeds to pull on another one.

" It doesn t even have a red ribbon on it." Ray realizes "It s green. Get away from...I see it s too late."

"Yeah. I got two branches, now! One more."

Ray grabs his scarf and starts pulling him away.

" No! No more branches."

Kai slips his scarf over his head, removing it, and runs toward the same tree, screaming crazily.

" AAAARRRGGHHH! AHHH! YOU RE MINE, TREE!"

He jumps and holds onto a branch, pulls himself up, and climbs to a high branch. He hangs from his arms and does small jumps and movements to break the branch...and succeeds.

" I...am the king...of apple-picking." Kai holds his arms up in celebraton of his victory and speaks slowly.

" YOU RE THE KING OF ASSHOLES, THAT S WHAT YOU ARE!!"

" Apple-picking." Kai insists, taking back his scarf.

" Assholes."

" Whatever. Let s pick more."

" No, I ll pick, you watch. What are you gonna do with those?" Ray asks, points at 3 branches on the ground.

Kai thinks. "I dunno. Bring em home. I can use them on Max and Tyson."

Ray to camera "I predict Kai needing help in the future." goes back to Kai, turning in circles swinging a branch.

Kai exclaims "Weeeeee!"

" Stop that! You look crazy."

An hour later...

Jeff goes to the center of his group. "Time for group discussion. Who wants to share their apple-picking experience? Yes, with the face paint."

Kai says "Yeah, um, I kinda accidentally pulled off whole branches off a tree."

" ...you what?! You mean there s now a tree missing some branches?" questions Jeff.

" Yeah, three branches." Kai informs.

" Why would you do that?!"

" Well, the first one was intentional and my friend here was like 'what did you do that for, asshole!' We were walking away and the tree attacked me and called me names so I retaliated. The third one was pulled off for the hell of it, for fun."

" YOU PSYCHO!"

Ray adds "Just so you know, there wasn t a red ribbon on it. It was green."

" Nnoooo! Were you two dropped on the head as babies?!"

Ray fakes an offended look. "Stop making fun of me. That happens to be my case."

Kai smiles. "I m just naturally stupid."

Jeff begs to differ. "Nothing about either of you is natural."

After some calming down...

" Any questions before we continue? Yes, the crazy one with the extremely long hair." Jeff points to Ray.

" I m having trouble finding the oranges. Where are they?"

"...are you kidding? Are you really this stupid? This is an apple orchard. There aren t any oranges."

" How about pears? I like pears!" says Kai.

" No. Just. Apples. Got it?"

" How about ham? Ham grows on trees, right?" wonders Ray.

" Noo! Apples only! Stupid sadistic psycho-bitches! Leave this orchard and never come

back!" Jeff starts chasing them and Kai and Ray start running away.

After 10 min...

" We lost him. I think we traumatized him." says Ray.

" Think? I know. For sure." Kai looks around to see if anyone is within hearing range "You know what? This place is pretty far."

" So?"

" I don t feel like coming back here again for fucking apples."

" So?"

" Soo...let s bring home a tree! We ll pull it out, load it on that pick-up truck there, and I ll drive us back to Tyson s to plant it in his yard." suggests Kai happily.

" On one condition." Kai stares blankly at the camera. "It has to be a red ribbon tree."

They find a tree full of apples and begin pulling out the tree using shovels and their blades.

" Just make Dranzer burn the fucking earth and grass around it." says Ray.

" Just make Driger tear the fucking earth and grass apart." argues Kai.

They finally get it on the truck and they start driving...only to be spotted by Jeff.

" What are you fucking jerks doing, now?!" he screams.

" Drive, I ll handle him." Ray sticks his head out of the window. "We re taking a souvenir home! Look, it has a red ribbon!"

" I don t believe this! Why do you have a camera, anyway? You re too stupid to work it!" insults Jeff.

Ray screams "Fuck you! It s my friend s first time, we have to remember it!" Kai is heard laughing.

" It better be his last! Get back!" Jeff starts to run after them.

" Smell ya later, mother fucker!" says Ray as Kai speeds up, ending the fight between Jeff and Ray.

At Tyson s...

Tyson goes up to Ray and Kai followed by Max, Kenny, and Hilary. "Um, Ray? Kai? I don t mean to interupt, but...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

" Planting a tree." Ray answers casually.

" Why?" asks Max.

Kai tries to reason with them. "It s an apple tree! It s special!"

Kenny whines "But you ruined half the yard!"

Ray says "I noticed that. We re done."

Hilary complains "It looks crooked."

Kenny adds "It s tilting a whole 45 degrees to the right. It s very crooked."

Kai gets a little pissy. "Why do you have to complain about everything I do? Kai, the tree s crooked. Kai, you re walking around the house without pants, again. Kai, why are you gluing feathers to the wall?"

Max answers "Because everything you do is stupid and pointless and can only be thought up by someone with brain damage."

Kai remembers "I brought something special for you, Maxy. Just let me say bye to the camera. I m Kai! Adios!" He goes to the pick-up truck and pulls out the branches he broke off the tree. He screams "Aaaahhhhh!" as he charges Max.

" OH SHIT!" Max starts running, but is hit by Kai s branch. Kai throws apples at Max, then Max gets punched. "Everything is spinning!"

Kai turns to everyone else "Anyone else wanna try and –"

Kenny, Tyson & Hilary interupt "Nope!"

" Good."

Ray to camera. "I m Ray. I feel like making apple pie." to Kai, staring at the sky.

" Mmmmmm...pie." He starts drooling thinking about pie.

" Now that...is disturbing." Ray says.

VERY IMPORTANT: Well, maybe not important, but plz read anyway. As you all know, this fanfic has been deleted twice already. Putting up ch.9 – which I like to call Hotline – I m afraid would get it deleted a third time, and I m not exactly going for a world record, here. To read ch.9/Hotline, search for the story Hilary s Ordeal written by myself and read the first review, which should be written by myself, (whether it's a signed review or not, it will say konfizkate91) to get further instructions to read ch.9 of KaiRayRayKai Productions. Read the fic if you want, I don t care. But the main idea is to read the review by konfizkate91. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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ps. You ll be able to read the answers to your questions, just remember to review the apple-picking and the answers seperatly, please.