Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.

Wanda: Todd do you wanna go out with me?

Toad: Get lost Wanda you fat slut yo!

Professor X: Hank would you consider my request for multiple human hair transplantation? You see my head gets rather cold, and this wig is so itchy.

Professor X: Erik I'm really sorry about all this. You were right all along; mutants are superior in every way. I can't believe I deluded myself all these years.

Bobby: Hey Forge, can you invent some dohicky to take us back to asteroid M? Erm you see I kinda left my girlfriend there last week.

Kurt: Err no thanks kitty I don't think I want burgers f breakfast ever again in fact I think I will just have cereal cough cough "To avoid food poisoning" cough cough

Logan: Quick everyone into the X-van kitty's cooking us Sunday lunch!

Professor X: Why do I name everything the X something or another what about the Y mobile?

Kurt: I don't think I'll play any practical jokes today. In fact I will find out about the world of physics from this textbook: Physics: bore of the world

Logan: Forget Scott's shirt I'M TO SEXY FOR THIS WORLD!