Naked Booth loved chocolate.
Chocolate chips
Chocolate kisses
Chocolate covered cherries
Chocolate covered Naked Bones.
Chocolate was his weakness.
One day, Naked Bones came into Naked Booth's office.
Naked Booth stood up and walked to the door. He looked out into the Naked bullpen.
"I don't like the way they look at you, Naked Bones."
"It's probably because of my genius. They can't understand why someone with such a wonderful brain is allowed to just walk right in here."
"I think it's your boobs."
"Oh."
"I digress." Naked Booth said. "Let's talk about me."
"Your boobs? You don't really have boobs, Naked Booth. I'd call them pecs. You know, pectoral muscles."
"Speaking of pectoral muscles, let's go get some chocolate." Naked Booth said.
"Oh! That's what I came in here to tell you, Naked Booth! All of the Chocolate in Washington DC has been tainted with something that really isn't that important to know, just that is tainted and uneatable." (use your imaginations. I can't do all of the work for you.)
"UNEATABLE CHOCOLATE? THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"No… impossible is touching your nose with your elbow, or sneezing with your eyes open."
"I can sneeze with my eyes open."
Naked Bones looked at Naked Booth. Looked him up and down (NOW use your imagination…) Up and down… up and down… up and… (What was I talking about?)
"Sneezing with your eyes open." Naked Bones said.
"Oh, right. I can sneeze with my eyes open." Naked Booth said.
"Please don't." Naked Bones said. "There is nothing more unattractive than a Naked Sneeze."
"Right." He said, turning around just as he sneezed.
His butt clenched, and she grinned. "On second thought…"
"CHOCOLATE!" Naked Booth exclaimed. "We have to save the tainted chocolate of the world."
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Naked Booth. It is just Washington DC."
Naked Booth scratched his head. (*sigh*)
"I guess you're right. Let's go save chocolate." He said, putting his hand on Naked Bones' Naked small of her Naked Back, he led her from the office to the elevators.
They rode the elevator down to the bottom floor and walked to the parking deck.
"Naked Bones." Naked Booth said. "I have been thinking."
"Naked thinking?"
"Is there any other kind of thinking?" (easy answer: no.)
"You have bazillions of dollars… we should just make our own untainted naked chocolate factory."
"GENIUS!" Naked Bones exclaimed.
"Naked Genius… Naked Genius…" He grinned.
And they jumped into the SUV, had some Naked naughty, and were on their Naked way to the bank.
When they arrived at the bank, Naked Bones and Naked Booth stood at the counter waiting Nakedly.
"Naked Bones?" Naked Booth said.
"Yes, Naked Booth?"
"We don't need a chocolate factory… just… maybe, a chocolate filled pool, with a slide… "
"Mmm…"
(mm… indeed.)
"Naked Booth… You're Naughty."
"You know it."
So Naked Booth and Naked Bones bought enough untainted chocolate to build the chocolate pool of their dreams… complete with a chocolate fountain.
Naked Booth and Naked Bones lived happily ever after… for about a week…
UNTIL NEXT TIME! WHEN NAKED BOOTH MUST FIGHT THE NAUGHTIES OF THE WORLD! IS NAKED BONES KIDNAPPED? IS NAKED HODGINS THERE TOO? WHAT IS A NAKED BOOTH TO DO?
