Author's Note: In this chapter, the three siblings finally arrive at East Ville which is a beach resort, but Kankuro and Gaara didn't realize it was a beach resort. They even get back their RV! I hope this chapter is good. It's either not as funny as the other chapters. And again...slight OOC moments!
The Sand Siblings Go On A Road Trip:
Chapter Nine...
It had been three days since the sudden earthquake, everybody was alright.
The next day after the earthquake, Gaara got lost in a nearby town and it took all day to find him. Along the way Kankuro was too busy distracted by a bakery, Temari and Yumi was distracted by a sale at a store, and Yumi's parents stayed in the RV. But they finally found Gaara at a bookstore where he was reading a Fruit Basket manga with widened eyes as he blushed.
The second day after the earthquake, Temari and Gaara were fighting over Gaara's DS. And Yumi and Kankuro attempted to stop them but couldn't. And in the end, Temari got the DS and threw out the window as traffic was going.
And then on the third day after the earthquake, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro found their RV. So they had to say goodbye to Yumi and her parents. Gaara and Yumi hated to leave each other, they did a goodbye hug but Gaara wouldn't pull away. And Kankuro had to drag him away by his shirt collar into the RV which Temari videoed.
Currently Inside The RV At 1 PM...
Temerity was in the driver's seat ready to drive, Kankuro was eating some jello, and Gaara was sitting in on the couch reading the Fruit Basket manga he got from the bookstore blushing as he read it.
Temari smiled as she put her hands on the steering wheel.
"Ah! It feels good to be back driving again!" Temari said.
Gaara looked up.
"I don't remember you ever getting your driver's license." Gaara said.
Temari smiled.
"I got my driver's license two weeks after we rescued you from the Akatsuki. Unlike Kankuro...who still doesn't have his license because of the old lady incident." Temari said as she smirked at Kankuro.
Gaara looked confused.
"'Old lady incident'?" Gaara asked.
Kankuro sighed.
"The old lady was taking up the road! I had to do something!" Kankuro argued at Temari.
Gaara's eye widened a little.
"...You ran over an old lady in the road?" Gaara asked.
Kankuro closed his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Actually...I speed the car up to 70 mph and sped right next to her and she broke her neck. And then the car crashed into a streetlight." Kankuro said as he opened his eyes.
Gaara sighed and went back to reading and Kankuro went back to eating his jello.
Temari started off the RV and it made a rough vibration.
The vibration caused Gaara to fall to the floor, the Fruit Basket manga to fly hit Temari in the back of her head, Kankuro to fall backwards, and his jello to fly off the plate and flew into Gaara's hair.
Then Temari started driving off.
Two Hours Later...
Gaara was taking a nap on the couch and Kankuro was sitting at the table reading his diary.
"This is hilarious." Kankuro said as he continued to read it.
Temari turned her head.
"You do realize that Gaara's going to get mad at you for reading that, right?" Temari asked.
Kankuro snickered.
Temari sighed and turned back to the road.
"(This is when we rescued him from the Akatsuki...)" Kankuro thought as he read.
Kankuro read the diary.
Entry 13:
Dear Diary,
Sorry about not writing in you for a while, but I was captured by the Akatsuki.
They extracted Shukaku out of me and everything! ...But I'm kind of glad he's out.
Now I can sleep! And my sand doesn't really come out to protect me anymore unless I direct it.
But that's okay with me. I'm glad I'm no longer a jinchuriki. So after I was rescued, Naruto threw a party at his house to celebrate. Baki, Matsuri, Temari, Kankuro, and a few other people from the Sand came over to it as did I. There was also many people from the Leaf Village.
The party was fun. And Kankuro carried a video camera to video it all.
Shikamaru actually asked Temari to be his girlfriend at the party. And she accepted.
Kankuro attempted to dance with that Ino Yamanaka girl, but she was too busy flirting with that Hyuuga named Neji who seemed uninterested in her.
I also saw Naruto and Sakura dancing. Not slow dancing but regular fast dancing.
And Tenten was stuck in the corner having to listen to Lee go on and on about how Sakura's gonna be impressed with his 'youthfully amazing' dance moves. Haha! I'd like to see him dance!
Matsuri asked me to slow dance with her. But I refused. It'd be awkward for me to dance with my student.
I even noticed Baki talking to Lady Tsunade's assistant, Shizune. He was probably flirting with her because she blushed a little and giggled. I didn't realize Baki was a flirt, I'll definitely have to tell the elders!
The party was great and I had fun.
But then...something completely humiliating happened to me.
Kankuro's eyes widened cause he knew what was coming next as he read.
...Everybody was around the snack table getting food and drinks. Including me.
I picked up a cup to get some punch. But I dropped the cup.
So I bent over to pick it up. ...That was probably the biggest mistake of my life! I should have used my sand to pick it up.
Anyway...I bent over to pick it up. And then I heard a loud ripping/tearing sound.
Everybody looked surprised.
And then I felt a breeze coming from my backside which was unusual.
My face instantly went tomato red when I realized what happened.
I ripped my pants! A HUGE rip at that!
Everybody busted out laughing.
My face just got even redder as I quickly stood back up and quickly put my hands over the rip, but I couldn't cover it all! I was SO embarrassed! I'll never ever live this down, EVER!!!
Kankuro read.
Then he started laughing his head off at the memory.
Temari turned her head to look at him.
"He must have found something interesting in Gaara's diary..." Temari said to herself.
Then Ten Minutes Later...
Temari suddenly parked the RV which made a rough vibration.
Kankuro who was still reading the diary fell backwards on the floor from the vibration.
And Gaara who was still asleep on the couch fell to the floor on his face.
Kankuro stood up and glared at Temari.
"Why'd you park?" Kankuro asked.
Temari smiled.
"We're at East Ville!" Temari said.
Gaara jumped up.
"Really?" Gaara asked as he scrambled up from the floor to look through the windshield.
Suddenly Kankuro looked confused.
"Wait a minute...THIS IS A BEACH RESORT!" Kankuro said.
Temari looked back at him.
"Yeah, I know." Temari said.
Gaara looked confused too.
"What's a beach resort?" Gaara asked.
Kankuro sighed.
"A beach resort is a lame excuse for a hotel, and there's a stupid beach with whiny kids and noise! The only GOOD thing about it is seeing gorgeous girls in revealing bikinis!" Kankuro said.
Gaara looked like he still didn't understand.
Temari sighed.
"No! A beach resort is paradise! People go there on vacation it has a beach, saunas, hot tubs, and pools!Gaara smiled a little
Temari then smiled.
"Why do you guys think I packed your swimsuits in your bags? Now hurry and let's go! We only have a week here!" Temari said as she got out of the RV.
Kankuro sighed and him and Gaara got out of the RV too.
Outside The RV...
Temari smiled.
"Ah! This is gonna be so relaxing!" Temari said as she stretched her arms.
The three got their luggage and entered the building.
Gaara looked around the room as they walked up to the check in desk.
There was a forty year old looking man at the desk.
"Hello! We're here for a week trip!" Temari greeted.
The man smiled.
"Great! I'm sure you'll enjoy yourselves!" The man said.
Kankuro spoke up.
"Are there any hot girls in bikinis here?" Kankuro asked.
The man looked confused.
Gaara sighed and Temari hit Kankuro on the shoulder.
"Kankuro!" Temari scolded.
The man at the desk shrugged his shoulders and smiled.
"Your rooms are 10, 8, and 11." The man said.
"Thanks." Gaara said as the three walked off.
Gaara's room was room 11, Kankuro had room 8, and Temari had room 10.
In Room 11...
Gaara took off his shoes and sat down on the bed and stared at the ceiling.
"...Well I think I'll like this place." Gaara said.
He opened up his backpack to get his diary out and write a new entry.
Then he examined it closer.
"...There's finger prints on it. ...Kankuro must have read it..." Gaara said.
Meanwhile in room 8...
Kankuro was fixing up Karasu which he found in a dumpster outside the resort when suddenly he sneezed.
"ACHOO!" He suddenly suddenly sneezed.
He wiped his nose.
"Someone must be talking about me...oh well! It's probably Ino!" Kankuro said as he fixed Karasu up.
Back In Room 11...
Gaara was smirking as he wrote in his diary.
Entry twenty two:
Dear Diary,
After chaos and mayhem and an earthquake, we finally made it to East Ville!
I hated to leave Yumi, I love her. …
Anyway...East Ville is a beach resort! I don't really know what a beach resort is. Kankuro told me that it's a lame excuse for a hotel and there's a stupid beach with whiny kids and noise. And that the only good thing is girls in bikinis. Temari told me that's a place where people go on a vacation, it has a beach and saunas and hot tubes and pools. I don't know who to believe...I'll believe Temari, hands down! And I feel like Kankuro read you! He better not have read the poem I wrote about Hinata I wrote a year ago when I was a killer. I sort of had a crush on her and I wrote that poem, it was kind of sappy...but hey! Anyway...I wonder how Yumi's doing right now...
Gaara wrote.
Continued.
There's the ninth chapter! I hope it's funny. The siblings may have ended up at East Ville, but their trip isn't over quite yet! There's still a few more chapters to go. And you may be thinking 'why does Kankuro hate beach resorts?' That will be explained in the next chapter. And I hope the parts with Gaara's diary were funny. I used the first diary part to fully explain the part with the party and Gaara ripping his pants. Read and review!
