What? Someone asked me a question...and this is the result...

Seriously short, seriously silly...features young Link from OoT and of course everyone's fav fairy guide - Navi...

Whoo - go me


10 Second Rule


Sitting on a balcony overlooking the Castletown market, Link watched the farmers as they packed up for the day.

"Come on, Link!" Navi cried as she bounced in front of his face. Link waved her away, he wasn't going anywhere. This was his big chance and if he timed it just right...dinner.

"In a minute, Navi," Link said and pulled out his slingshot.

"What are you doing? We have stuff to do!" and flew back in front of him.

"If you keep getting in the way it'll only take longer."

"What will?" Navi asked impatiently as she flew up behind him.

"This," Link said as he took careful aim at a cart that was slowly rumbling along below them. After letting the seed fly, Link smiled as it smacked into a head of lettuce causing it to tumble off the cart. Unfortunately the farmer also noticed and pulled up on the reins, stopping the cart. The old man looked around suspiciously and got off the cart and retrieved his wayward vegetable. The old man tossed it back into the cart and Link could only watch as his 'dinner' continued on it's journey while the farmer grumbled about the lack of proper road maintenance in the town.

"Are we done now?" Navi asked.

"Yeah, come on," Link said. He hopped off the balcony and landed right next to a puddle of rainwater. Link was pleasantly surprised to see some of the lettuce still there. He immediately picked it up and shook off the excess water. Opening his mouth he stopped when Navi shouted;

"Wait! You aren't going to eat that, right?"

"Sure am," Link said as he popped it into his mouth.

"Ewwwww..."

"Ten second rule..."


For anyone unfamiliar - the 10 second rule: This applies to the edibility of any sort of foodstuff that hits the floor, street, whateva. If 10 seconds hasn't elapsed since contact - is all good

Sorry if there are errors - I didn't check for more than spelling...