I had to kick my sister of the computer so I could start writing this chapter. She was willing to let me go on it. I have such a kind sister (well sometimes). Sorry about the wait. And the shortness of the chapter. I have been reading other fan-fics and not really writing mine (sorry).
Did you guys see iSpeed Date? OMG I was shouting at the screen at the end. My mum came in to check what was wrong.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.
"NO BODY KILL EACH OTHER!" I shouted after my quick sprint up the stairs. Okay, so maybe I over-reacted. They are not killing each other. Just glaring in different directions. Well it's the best I could hope for I suppose. Well actually the best I could hope for would be to find them in here deciding to get back together. But you can't have everything in life!
"We weren't going to kill each other!" Freddie said.
"Yeah. Killing Freddork would be a waste of my time." Sam stated.
I think I was the only one that noticed Freddie's hurt expression at the statement that he wasn't worth her time.
"Yeah. And I doubt Sam's family would need another person in jail." Freddie retorted.
"Don't be insulting my family Fredloser!" Sam said, I could tell she was starting to get angry.
"Just like you don't insult mine. It's a two way street Puckett!" Freddie snapped.
"You guys." I said over their arguing. They didn't listen. Big shocker there. "YOU GUYS!" I yelled.
They turned from insulting back and forth to look at me in surprise. I think they forgot I was there. Stupid people, blinded by love. Stupid Operation Band-Aid Buckett, we need to work faster or they will end up being enemies. Mind you, fighting is a step up from ignoring. They are talking to each other this way.
"So any ideas for iCarly?" I asked.
"Well what about if we-"Freddie started.
"No. That's a stupid idea." Sam said in a bored tone over the top of him.
"You didn't even hear the idea!" Freddie said annoyed.
"Didn't need to Frednub, all your ideas suck!" Sam told him, she sounded disinterested.
"How would you know, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO THEM!" he practically shouted the last one.
Having realised that fighting was a step up from ignoring I decided to just sit back and watch the argument. I might as well enjoy it and use it was research for Operation Band-Aid Buckett. I'll stop them soon, don't worry.
"As I said before Benson, I DON'T NEED TO! Your dorkish ideas would all be stupid because they would be all dorkish like you and therefore NOT FUNNY, JUST DORKISH!" Sam was starting to seriously fight back.
"DON'T CALL MY IDEAS DORKISH PUCKETT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THEM!" Freddie stood up.
"WHY NOT BENSON? GONNA GET MUMMY TO COME AND TELL ME OFF?" she said the last bit in this mocking baby voice as she also stood up.
"ARGH!" Freddie yelled, throwing his hands in the air. "You are so annoying Sam." And with that he sat down on his chair again.
"Back at ya FredWARD." Sam finished and sat back down in her beanbag.
"Ok." I said, "now that fight is over, could we please get some more ideas for iCarly."
"We could do another Messin' with Lewbert segment?" Sam suggested.
"We did one last time." Freddie pointed out.
Sam opened her mouth to argue but I put my hand up to stop her. I didn't want arguments over everything they said.
"Well what's a segment we haven't done in awhile?" Sam asked after a minute.
Then it clicked in my brain. A segment we hadn't done in awhile. A segment we had done only once in fact. A segment that we did about 2 years ago. A segment that would be just perfect for the situation we were in.
Operation Band-Aid Buckett just found the perfect segment.
Author's note: So what segment do you guys think it is? It's not a segment as such but I don't know what else to call it. I promise you it HAS been on an iCarly episode before (only the once) and I think it is PERFECT for this! I am so excited. I will probably write it a little differently to how they showed it on the show but it'll be fine my way. I just didn't think it was long enough or in enough detail on the show. And of course Sam and Freddie won't agree to do it so that will make things interesting. I can already see it in my mind! CAN'T WAIT! You'll have to wait a few chapters to see it though because Carly has to tell Operation Band-Aid Buckett about it!
Please review. Thanks to everyone who has.
Also I am sorry about my lack of creativity with the Fred... names. I am no Dan Schneider so I not creative enough to make them up. I hope Sam's emotional state excuses her lame insults.
I PROMISE to be quicker with the next update. You should get it today or tomorrow.
TTFN
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Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
