Episode 9
Chris: Last time on Total Smash Island. The campers got a chance to show off their talents on the Total Smash Island stage. The Hammers had a great lead after Samus surprised everyone with her ribbon dancing. It was up to Link to win it for the Bananas, until his Bow broke because of some tampering from Cloud. But Lucina stepped up and conquered her stage fright by showing of her championship winning dance moves. Will the Hammers be better off with Mario? Will the Bananas catch Zelda in the act? And will either team be able to "Stomach" the next challenge *Chuckles* Find out, on Total... Smash... Island!
*Intro*
The campers are all in the cafeteria sitting down waiting for their food.
Ness: Where's Chef with the food? A kid needs food to grow.
*Confessional*
Samus: I swear to god-
Ike: If Ness reminds us that he's a kid again-
Cloud: I will personally-
Ryu: Kill him!
*End of Confessional*
Little Mac: Look I'm sure Chef will bring us the food soon, so be patient.
Ness: I can't. I'm a kid, I can never be patient.
Cloud: (Quietly) I'm gonna kill him.
Chris and Chef then walk out of the kitchen.
Chris: Morning campers, I hope you're all hungry.
Link: We're starving.
Chris: Great! Cause your next challenge, is an eating challenge.
*Confessional*
Link: An eating challenge huh? I've been told that I have an iron stomach, so I think I have a great chance of winning.
Ryu: I've eaten a lot of different foods on my travels, so this will be a walk in the park.
Zelda: You know in hindsight... maybe we shouldn't of voted off Kirby.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Your challenge is to eat a piece of the food that is on the plate in front of you. The last camper standing without throwing up, wins the challenge.
Fox: Wait... why did you say without throwing up?
Chris: Oh right, I almost forgot. The food you'll be eating, will be disgusting and will most likely make you puke. Whoever pukes or refuses to eat will be eliminated. So everyone, get ready for you first dish.
Chef brings out the plates and reveals the first dish.
Chris: Your first dish... is live ants.
*Confessional*
Rosalina: Because of Kirby, I was never able to conquer my fear of eating bugs. I don't know if I can do this.
Shulk: I saw the look on Rosalina. I hated seeing her so scared. I had to do something.
*End of Confessional*
Shulk looks at Rosalina and then holds her hand.
Rosalina: *Blushes* Shulk...
Shulk: Don't worry. I'll be here to support you all the way through this challenge. I will not let go unless you want me to.
Rosalina: No. Please don't let go. I need this to get me through the challenge. Thank you so much Shulk. No wonder I love you.
They both blush and then look at the ants.
Chris: Well what are you guys waiting for? Dig in.
Ness: Nope, I can't do it.
Chris: Um, you do know you'll be eliminated right?
Ness: I know. But I'm just a kid. I'm not eating bugs.
*Confessional*
Cloud: If we lose and we have to choose someone to vote off... it will be the easiest vote I've ever made.
Luigi: Damn it Ness, you're as bad as Mario.
*End of Confessional*
Everyone else struggles but they all eat one ant and keep it down.
Chris: It looks like everyone except Ness was able to hold down an ant. But will then be able to hold down the next few dishes? Find out in a bit, on Total... Smash... Island!
*Commercials*
Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Island. The campers were able to stomach down a live ant, except for Ness who walked away without a care. Let's see if they're able to survive their next dish... a chicken heart.
Zelda: A what?
The chicken heart is revealed and everyone looks in disgust. Samus and Lucina walk away. Everyone else eats it and keeps it down.
Chris: Two more campers have dropped out, looks like they didn't have the 'Heart' to eat the chicken heart. The next dish... are Crocodile intestines.
The dish is revealed and everyone is disgusted. Luigi walks away. After taking a bite Little Mac and Captain Falcon throw up.
Chris: After the third dish it Cloud, Ike and Ryu for the Hammers and Fox, Link, Shulk and Rosalina for the Bananas, as the next dish... is whale fat.
The whale fat is revealed and Ike walks away. Everyone takes a bite and Fox and Cloud throw up.
Shulk: How you feeling?
Rosalina: I'm okay. Cause I'm with you.
Shulk: I'm glad I can be her for you.
They almost kiss but Shulk then runs away and throws up outside the tent.
Chris: And we're down to three. But... will we be down to just to after the next dish... A dead tarantula.
Rosalina: (Scared) What?!
The spider is revealed and Rosalina looks scared.
*Confessional*
Rosalina: I've always been afraid of eating bugs. But my fear of eating spiders... is even worse.
*End of Confessional*
Both Link and Ryu eat the spider and keep it down.
Chris: What are you gonna do Rosalina?
Rosalina: I... I...
Shulk: Don't worry Rosalina. You've got this.
Rosalina: Shulk...
Shulk: Like I said before, I will always be her to support you.
Rosalina smiles and nods. She takes a deep breath and eats the spider and keeps it down. The bananas all cheer for her.
Chris: Dang. I wasn't expecting that. But Rosalina is still in this. And it looks like the last dish is ready.
Chef bring out the dishes and reveals a raw piece of meat than no one recognises.
Link: Uhhh... what is this thing?
Ryu: It looks like a piece of raw meat.
Chris: Not just any raw meat... it's a piece of a different meat.
Rosalina: What kind of meat?
Chris: Dog brain.
Ryu, Link and Rosalina: WHAT!?
They all look down at their dishes in disgust and Rosalina is about to throw up.
*Confessional*
Cloud: Dog brain? Man, these guys are brutal.
Rosalina: What kind of sick, twisted person would eat the brain of a cute dog.
Luigi: I'm glad I'm not eating that. I would of thrown up twice by now.
*End of Confessional*
They all pick up the brain. Link and Ryu eat it and barely keep it down.
Rosalina: I'm sorry. I can't do it.
Shulk: Hey, it's okay. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
Lucina: Yeah, you made it to the final three. So you did amazingly.
Chris: We're now down to the final two. Link for the Bananas and Ryu for the Hammers. It seems you two have iron stomachs. But I don't think all that food will sit very well.
Both their stomachs rumble in pain.
Chris: So to decide the winner. You're both gonna stand up and let Chef punch you in the stomach. The camper who doesn't throw up, win the challenge.
They both stand up. Chef first punches Link and Link takes it. He then punches Ryu who throws up all over Chef.
Chris: And Link wins it for the Slippery Bananas.
Bananas: *Cheers*
Chris: Hammers. I'll see you tonight at the ceremony. I hope you can keep down your marshmallows *Chuckles*
The two teams leave the cafeteria holding their stomachs. Shulk then goes over to Rosalina and gives her a bouquet of wild flowers.
Rosalina: *Blushes* What are the for?
Shulk: *Blushes* For being the bravest and prettiest girl I know and for reaching the final three.
Rosalina: Aww, thanks Shulk. You're so sweet
They smile and blush. Rosalina then pulls Shulk in by this face for a kiss on the lips. She then walks way blushing and Shulk follows. Both the teams are outside their cabins.
Ryu: I'm sorry everyone. I let you all down.
Samus: Hey, come one. Don't blame yourself.
Luigi: Yeah, you made it into the final two. You did better than any of us did.
Cloud: And at least you tried and did the challenge.
Ike: Yeah, unlike some people.
They all look at Ness in anger.
Ness: What? Don't look at me. I'm just a kid. I have a weak stomach.
Samus: Really? Let's find out.
Luigi and Little Mac hold her back. She stops cause her stomach growls in pain. Night falls and the Hammers are at the ceremony.
Chris: Hammers. You lost two challenges in a row. That's pretty weak guys. But, only one of you will have to walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of loser and leave this island forever. You have all casted your votes and made your decisions. The marshmallows go to... Ryu, Cloud, Ike, Luigi, Little Mac, and the final marshmallow goes to... Samus.
Ness: Wait what?
Chris: Ness, it's time for you to leave.
Ness: But why did you guys voted me off? I'm just a kid.
Cloud: Exactly.
Little Mac: You can't just say 'I'm just a kid' and expect us to give you a free pass.
Samus: We all signed up to this competition and expected to do anything. No matter what it is.
Ness leaves and gets on the boat. The boat leaves.
Chris: As for the rest of you, I suggest you get some sleep and rest your stomachs, cause you're all safe. For now.
*Confessional*
Zelda: It's great winning challenges. But Link is a string player. Maybe a bit too strong. Looks like I need to find a way to get rid of him in the next challenge.
Rosalina: We've won two challenges in a row. Which mean Zelda is gonna plan something to get rid of one of our teammates. Looks like I'm gonna have to ask Lucina to keep a close eye on her.
Cloud: Maybe it's time to start winning challenges again. Soon we're gonna be even smaller teams, so I need to be careful with who I mess with.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Well, it looks like the villains are gonna start plotting. But will they be able to get away with it, or will they finally get caught their teammates? Will the campers stomachs be ready for their next challenge? Find of next time, on Total... Smash... Island!
