This one is a little different. I put the quote at the end of the story, because instead of writing around it I actually put it in the story. I couldn't help myself, it just made me giggle. I hope you guys don't mind.

Oh, and wow guys, thank you so much for all the love this story has been getting. All your lovely reviews are like crack for my humble little ego. It means so much to me, so thanks. This is for everyone who has reviewed so far, this is for you! I have finally managed to write something that isn't horribly depressing in some way!!!!


Everyone in the practice room stopped what they were doing, looking to where Brittany stood behind Kurt with a curious expression on her face. The male soprano was frozen at the piano, hands poised over the keys. She had said some strange things before, but this...

"What did you say?" Kurt turned around to face the Cheerio, sure he had misheard.

"I said, how did you become gay?"

Kurt was silent, studying Brittany's face as though he'd never seen it before. Everyone held their breath, watching the exchange as one would watch two oncoming cars about to collide.

Finally Kurt swept his hair away from his face fixing the girl with a superior gaze, "Well Brittany, homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview. Extensive background checks, of course. Then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them."

The room erupted in laughter, tension draining away in an instant, and one by one the Glee members returned to what they had been doing with a sigh of relief. Until-

"Wait... really?"


"The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." -Karen Wiliams


Ugh. I just COULD NOT find a good place to end this one! Don't you hate it when that happens?