ok I was going to be mean and not write what Harry had done to Sasuke, only have him show up hours late with mystrious bruises and black hair dye stains on his face, but I decided to be nice so enjoy.
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Cat Harry silently slinked in through one of Sasuke's windows after having magically opened it and disarmed any traps. There were a lot of traps, and a lot of them were probably set up by other ninjas watching out for the last Uchiha. To bad they didn't stand a chance against a vengeful three and a half pound feline with pranks on his mind. His paws made virtually no sound as they padded across the hard wood floor of the Uchiha estate. Harry explored the whole house in less than an hour before he got to work setting up his revenge. He grinned evilly as the first traps were set into place, and he silently laughed as he pictured what would happen to Sasuke when he got up the next day.
... 5... in... the... morning...
Harry lazily cracked open an eye. He had just finished and gone to sleep a few hours ago and was so excited about his prank that he had decided to stay and watch the fireworks... literally, and take lots of pictures. Honestly he hadn't expected Sasuke to be such an early riser, after all the team didn't meet up until nine, what did he need to wake up four hours early for anyways. Harry lazily stretched on the ceiling beam he was resting and hiding on, then sat up to enjoy the show.
Sasuke sat up with a stretch and reached up to rub his eyes only to pause in confusion. Why were his hands bright green? Slowly Sasuke slid his legs out from under the blankets and rested his feet on the floor. He straightened up only to have his feet slide from under him causing him to fall flat on his face. Any grogginess he had been experiencing instantly disappeared as Sasuke grunted with the impact and quickly scanned to room for more traps.
Harry was silently laughing at the confusion on Sasuke's face. If this was the first time he had ever been pranked then Sasuke was in for a big shock to his system with what else he would be experiencing in the next few hours.
Cautiously Sasuke sat up and then rose to his feet, being careful to keep his balance on the slick floor. Taking careful steps he walked to his bathroom and began to wash the slippery substance and green paint from his hands when he looked into the mirror. He would have shrieked if he hadn't been an Uchiha, as it was he let out a gasp of shocked outrage. He was green, and not just any green a bright only found in radioactive wastes green, and it covered him from his head to his feet. He quickly jumped into the shower and began to wash feverishly, scrubbing at his skin to get the eye watering color off. Sasuke growled to himself as he scrubbed hard enough to turn his skin red, and he cursed the entire time saying all the things he would do to the culprit as soon as he caught them.
Harry had gotten a cam corder from somewhere and was recording the entire thing for Naruto to watch later. The look on the little Uchiha's face when he fell and when he first saw that he was green, was priceless. Harry was glad that he had had the fore sight to duck tape the cameras in place to record everything, as he was shaking to hard from repressed laughter to get anything other than a shaky image. Instead he was holding a digital camera and was snapping shots every once in a while of particularly funny moments. He couldn't wait for the Uchiha to realise the water in the shower had been tampered with while the water from the sink had been left alone just to lul him into a false sense of security.
Sasuke obliviously continued washing, he reached over and poured his favorite shampoo into his hand and began washing his hair. Harry had to bite back the desire to howl in laughter.
Finishing his shower, Sasuke walked out and grabbed his towel. He was about to exit the room when a bright flash of light caught his attention. Turning swiftly he caught a hint of pink in the mirror. Slowly, horror creeping into his features like a stalker in the night, he turned to look fully in the mirror and let loose an ear deafening scream. His hair was PINK! His HAIR was PINK!! He looked like the long lost brother of Sakura! He looked down. Dimly he realized that no, that fain blue shadow over his skin was not from the reflection of the water, he really did have baby blue skin. His last thought before everything faded to black was that he should have stayed in bed longer.
Harry was thankful for sticking charms, because if he had been holding the camera the image would have been shaken uncontrollably from his silent laughter. As it was, he was surprised that Sasuke hadn't realized that the flash had been from a camera, amazing ninja that he was. Harry rolled his eyes at Sasuke's arrogance as he took another picture of Sasuke laying prone on the ground.
Quickly and silently, Harry gathered his cameras and escaped through a window. He whistled a cheery tune as he scampered across the village and back to Naruto's apartment, letting out a howl of laughter when fireworks erupted from the Uchiha estates accompanied by a girlish shriek. That day the Hokage was flooded with reports from early risers who swore they heard whistling and evil laughter coming from a little black cat. He responded by pulling out a bull horn and streaming out his window that they were a NINJA village and that NINJA'S often disguised themselves as animals and it was NOTHING to worry about. Everyone who had sent in a report instantly felt stupid and never again mentioned an odd cat that acted more like a human than like a cat.
Harry, unmindful of the turmoil he had caused in the village, climbed into Naruto's apartment through a window and swiftly turned back into a human. Giggling in a manly, and not at all girly, way Harry walked into Naruto's bedroom and wasn't surprised to see that he was still asleep. Seeing that it was still two hours until the team was supposed to meet, Harry decided to join Naruto in a short nap. Carefully he lifted the covers and slid in next to Naruto, snuggling close to the warm teen. Naruto woke slightly and moved so he was snuggling into Harry's arms while still drowsy.
"Where were you?" He asked Harry sleepily. Harry just smiled contentedly as he placed a gentle kiss on Naruto's head. "Go back to sleep, I'll tell you later." Naruto snuggled deeper before letting out a sigh of happiness, "M'kay, night Harry."
