Hello again readers. I really hope you're enjoying this story, but from the reviews, I can tell. Okay, so this chapter, Sai and Ino and then Sakura and Sasuke should be coming up!!! I can already feel your anxiousness!! Anyhow, it's time to get on with the show…err…story! Whatever…
If I ever owned Naruto, pigs would fly, fish would drown, Hell would freeze and I would like listening to Miley Cyrus. No offense to Miley fans though.
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Last Chapter
Neji, who was now in better condition, walked up to the girls. "Can we join our fair maidens?" Tenten punched him on the shoulder and rolled her eyes.
"What fair maidens? All you got here is a bunch of sexy, kick-ass bitches tonight, hun."
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Chapter Nine: Do that Again and you're pretty face will end up as my door mat!!!
Sakura sat uncomfortably on the boat with the Uchiha by her side. Sasuke on the other hand, was very comfy. Now, all he had to do was lip-lock with the short Haruno.
Ino and Sai sat next to Shikamaru and Temari, who was very annoyed by the Nara from the previous night. 'I can't believe that happened though…Fate and Destiny must want to kill me!!!' She crossed her arms and turned away with a 'hmph.' Shikamaru just raised an eyebrow and shrugged.
Hinata and Naruto…a blind man could see how cute these two were together and that made no sense, but we don't care! Their hands were intertwined and they felt like God was doing them both a big favor. Hinata was blushing but she had a soft smile drawn on her porcelain-like face.
Naruto was grinning and he rested his head on hers gently. Tenten wasn't a girly girl, but she had to admit, this was a cute sight to see. "Ah…finally those two are toge—Hyuuga…why the hell are glaring at your cousin's new boyfriend?" Neji blinked several times and turned to Tenten with his same…boring…expressionless face. 'He hadn't even realized he was glaring at that blonde baka!!' Tenten screamed out inwardly. Neji saw the look on Tenten's face and backed up playfully. 'The Hyuuga Neji does not do anything 'playfully'…' Okay so it wasn't playfully, he just pretended to back up with a weird expression on his face.
Tenten took note of this and glared daggers at him. She was about to yell at him when a bunch of fireworks went off. Her attention span is that of a squirrel, so she turned away to 'ooh' and 'ahh' the exploding rockets in the sky.
The Hyuuga prodigy sweat dropped and just sat there bored.
With the cherry blossom and the emotionless Uchiha…
Sakura tried to edge away from Sasuke as he kept moving closer to her. Sasuke gave up and stood on the seat.
One of the drivers saw him and yelled angrily. "Yoo needs to sheat doon!!!"
Everyone's head slowly turned to the crazy driver and their eyes were large. Sakura gaped at the guy as did our other two Final Fantasy gamers. If you were one and you like the Hypello from Final Fantasy X and X-2, you wouldn't believe your eyes and you'd probably die from going blind.
This was the coolest yet ugliest thing Sakura has ever seen. His eyes were bulging out the front of his pale head like Barkeep and his cheeks were a completely different shade of brown. The top of his head was accompanied by antennas. He looked like a fairly good Hypello and he would've won the 'Best Final Fantasy Cosplay' contest if it weren't for one frightening detail. His eyes were not slanted looking like Barkeep. They were reddish purple, in other words orchid, and they were bigger than his head. Now that is a very ugly Hypello.
Sakura just turned away and shuddered. 'That…was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen…'
'Got that right! I think my eyes have shriveled up and died…'
'For once, I agree with you.'
'True…isn't it usually the other way around?'
'Yea…but anyways---'
'Oh shush, you have the emotionless ass looking your way!'
Sasuke stared at Sakura who just kept making faces as if she were in a conversation with herself. 'Wait…is she?'
'Nice, smart one. Everyone has an inner or two.'
'I guess...but…wait…WHO ARE YOU!?'
'I'm you, genius…now get back to reality or people will think your constipated or something with that face your making.'
Naruto was 5 inches away from Sasuke, furrowing his eye brows and narrowing his eyes. "Oi…teme…do you have to use the…ahem…'powder room' again?" The blonde asked with air quotes. Sasuke death glared the boy and pushed him away.
The blonde's eye twitched and Naruto shoved Sasuke over board. Unfortunately for the Uchiha, his foot was caught on a rope and he was now dangling from the boat with his head under water. When things couldn't get worse, when Naruto reached to grab him, he pushed Sasuke's leg and the Uchiha began to sink.
Sakura and Naruto leaned over the railing and then they looked at each other. "Come on, Naruto-kun…"
Sakura said as she removed his pouches and bag. Naruto jumped up, shifting the boat. "Yoo stops jumping?" The creepy Hypello look alike told Naruto. Ino smacked the boy on the back of his head, sending him overboard as well.
"Oops…Gomen Hinata-chan." The Yamanaka apologized while scratching her neck. Sakura rolled her eyes and jumped into the water.
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Sakura was floating under the water with super-star swimmer Naruto at her side. They turned their heads to look for the Uchiha, but it was pitch black under the water. Luckily, Sakura had glow sticks, so she handed Naruto an orange one while she took the pink one. They swam deeper and caught a glimpse of what looked like Sasuke.
Sakura treaded the water and got closer but then she shrieked when she saw a dead duck. Naruto yelled as well. It's not everyday you see a dead duck that has the resemblance to Sasuke's hair under water. If you're wondering how Naruto and Sakura can possibly breathe underwater for so long, they found some air mask briefly before they jumped in.
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Ino and Sai were looking in the water, trying to find a sign of their friends. Ino stuck her hand in the water, causing her reflection to ripple. She stopped though when an ivory hand was placed on hers.
She turned face to face with Sai, who looked back with his never ending orbs of darkness. "Don't do that…it's too beautiful to be having ripples." Ino blushed madly and looked back at the water. Sai saw this and looked back as well. He stared at her as if she were a masterpiece, so he did the unexpected. He kissed her.
Ino was flushing all shades of red. His lips were on hers and she kissed him back. Fireworks kept going on and their lovely memory was shown in the water.
On the land, there were many stereos, playing fighting music or Final Fantasy music. The Kazekage got bored…again so he played the Hymn of the Fayth from Final Fantasy X.
Ieyui
Raelynn's head perched up at the sound of the Hymn. She shut her eyes gently and sighed. Anela took her headphones out of her ears and listened to the soothing tune. Everyone on the boat felt calmer and more serene.
Nobomenu
Under water, Sakura looked up at the surface when she heard the faint singing of the world above. She felt that it was soothing for this festival. She sighed into her oxygen mask and continued to look.
Renmiri
Sasuke's eyes began to open slightly when he heard this prayer of peace. He felt weak again. It's been quite a while since anything like this has happened. His consciousness started to dissipate from within him.
Yojoyogo
Sakura sighed again and pushed away some kelp that blocked her sight. She saw a lump on a rock and she gasped, forcing a little bit of water to enter her mouth. She made a face of disgust and waved her light stick to signal Naruto that she found something. He saw Sakura do the 'signal' and he darted towards her.
Hasatekanae
They walked on the lake floor and saw a chicken ass hair-do. That was their target. They each grabbed a hand and started swimming up. Sakura was growing exhausted pulling the 110lb boy up to the surface. Naruto was growing weary as well, but at a slower pace.
Kutamae
Gaara was growing impatient with waiting for the three to resurface, so he started stripping himself of his pouches and then his shirt. Raelynn was growing a little pink and Gaara smirked. He left his fishnet shirt on though and he grabbed an air mask.
Kiba sighed and did the same. He was just about to unzip his shirt when Anela punched him on the arm. "If you think I will even turn even a very faint red, you're wrong. Because when that happens, the sky will fall and fish will drown." Kiba pouted and crossed his arms. "I'm hurt."
Anela smirked and sighed. "Whatever, why would I care right now? Go ahead and save that Uchiha's chicken ass."
Kiba chuckled and grabbed his air mask as he dove into the murky depths of the lake with Gaara at his side. Neji and Sai were ready to pull the Uchiha up and Shikamaru was leaning over with his hand in the water while holding a glow stick.
Sakura was growing even more tired and Inner Sakura was growing weary as well. 'Daaang! How much does this boy weigh?!' Her inner cried out. Sakura rolled her eyes. 'We're underwater genius.'
Naruto was still working hard to keep from dropping the Uchiha. Sakura stopped suddenly when she noticed something. She and Naruto both had air masks on. But Sasuke didn't. Naruto saw this as well and they both looked at the nearly drowning boy. 'Oh shit…'
Sakura pulled hers off and placed it on the boy. Sasuke was now breathing and the extra water was being filtered out. Sakura's lungs began to fill and she panicked. She flailed around and just stopped, hoping with her light weight, she'd be brought up to the surface. She kicked her legs, trying to be brought up. She saw a dash of red in the water and waved.
Gaara was swimming quickly to hurry and find the Uchiha, Uzumaki and Haruno with Kiba at his side. He increased his speed even more when he saw the rosette waving at them furiously. Kiba nodded, showing the red head he knew and they went to help the three.
Hinata was growing more insecure as the thought of Naruto drowning. 'No wait…he's the school's best swimmer. Well…one of them.'
She was just about to jump into the water herself until splashes of blonde, pink, red, brown and black resurfaced. "Naruto-kun!" She rushed over to the blonde and grabbed his hand. Naruto thankfully took it and he was pulled back into the boat. "Arigatou Hinata-chan!" They embraced in a hug.
Neji and Sai grabbed Sasuke and pulled him in. Neji, being the smart one in science, proceeded to press his chest, but failed. He sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "I'm not doing the other thing."
Immediately, everyone knew what he was talking about. Sakura sighed and walked over to him. It seemed pretty clear Hinata, Temari, Tenten, Ino, Raelynn, and Anela would kiss him just to save him after what they've been through. Anyways, Anela has this strong undying hate thing for him, so, she was definitely not going through with this.
"I'll do it." Sakura said quietly as she knelt down by him. She sucked in some air and pressed her lips to his. She breathed in to him, and pressed on his chest. Some water came out, but he didn't wake up.
Sasuke was smirking on the inside. He never drowned. He was too strong and the boys knew it. So, when Sakura tried CPR once more, he captured her lips in his and her eyes widen.
Sakura was mad…no pissed is what she was. She flailed around and hit Sasuke on the head. He smirked at her and she yelled at him.
"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME?!?! DO THAT AGAIN AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL END UP AS MY DOOR MAT!!!"
Everyone stared at the two and laughed inwardly. They knew much better than to laugh aloud at that.
Anela: Oh my gosh! You go Sakura! AHahahaha!!!!
Raelynn: (Suppresses laughs)
Gaara: (smirks)
Neji: (chuckles)
Tenten: (bursts into uncontrollable laughter)
Kiba and Naruto: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shikamaru and Sai: (chuckles with Neji)
Ino and Temari: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
Hinata: (giggles)
Sakura was busy yelling at Sasuke but he paid no attention to her what so ever. 'This truly will be fun Haruno Sakura.'
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Hope you all like it. I have to go somewhere so I was rushing and I wanted to start finishing this chapter up. Well Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it. I just might be able to update from my aunt's house when I go on vacation. I might! But I started another story just incase you all want something. It's called Cursed Love.
Summary: I know you'll be driven away with my 'cliché' love story, but this isn't as cliché as you thought. I'm in love with a vampire. What if I told you I was in love with a demon? Will you stay to listen? S&S with side pairings.
Oh and I know this is much shorter, but I really wanted to wrap up thier vacation. Well guys! You have to go back to Uchikawa (or kaze...I seriously forgot what I named the school) high!!
All Characters: nooo!!
Me: Kotetsu and Izumo, you graduated already....
Well that's about it. And your preview:
"Oh…Uchiha Sasuke! I have nothing to say to you!"
