A.N. Syaoran the Water Kitsune asked me: 'I've always imagined Zoro as either a pouty, childish drunk...' So here it is, the secon one will have to wait a little bit more ;}.
Childish Drunk
"Nee, shit cook."
Sanji took a deep breath. "What is it now moss brain?"
"Why does your food taste so good?"
"Because you idiot I'm a PROFESIONAL chef, it's my job, I enjoy doing it, I know what I'm doing when I cook and I have talent for it."
Zoro nodded and turned his attention towards something else 'Goddess, at least this time it was an easy question, if I wouldn't have been able to answer it, he would have nagged me about it until we got home'.
Zoro suddenly turned back to Sanji. "Hey, curly brow."
Sanji closed his eyes 'Please not a hard question, not a hard question'. "Yes, Marimo."
"What drink is the most healthy for one's body?"
Brook tried to open his mouth to answer that question, but Nami stopped him. "Don't Brook."
The tall man raised his eyebrow. "Why? Everyone knows that the most healthy drink for one is milk."
Nami sighed. "Zoro's drunk."
"Really? He doesn't look like it…"
"That's the point, when he's drunk he starts asking questions and Sanji is the only person he accepts the answers from, if anybody else answer he simply ignores it, or gets angry."
"Oh? That's pretty interesting."
The two again looked at Sanji explaining to Zoro what kind of drinks are healthy. Sanji finished explaining and Zoro nodded, he put his hands on the table and leaned on them, not breaking eye contact with the cook. Sanji sighed and ruffled Zoro's hair, 'Damn you Marimo, being so nice and co-operative when drunk'. Zoro relaxed and closed his eye, gradually he drifted to sleep and Sanji joined other conversations. All the time while he was talking he didn't leave his seat and his hand always was in Zoro's hair, after an hour or so Luffy pointed it out and Sanji looked at his arms. "Oh. It's still here, huh?"
"Isn't your arm tired Sanji?"
Sanji looked into Chopper's concerned eyes. "Nah, it's fine."
After another hour everyone started to excuse themselves and go home, Sanji nudged Zoro's shoulder. "Wake up moss brain, we're going home."
Zoro opened his eye. "It's already time?"
"Yea, everybody else already left, they said to say good bye to you too."
Zoro awned. "Oh, okay then, let's go home."
They stood and left the bar – Zoro's hand around Sanji's waist.
A.N. Sorry! It's super short, I don't know why, but it just happened, please forgive me!
