Okay guys! So I take a really really long time to write a chapter, I'm very slow at thinking! Eek. Anyways, when I started to write this chapter prank was pretty far ahead! Thanks to everyone who had placed their input into this story. I hope that you like the way this is going to turn out—all though I'm sure that you will never see this coming! : ) Here we go:

"Shoes?"

"Yes! They took my favorite shoes. Something about them being annoyed at the clacking sound that they made. Which is not true because I HAVE NEVER clacked before in my life. I was born wearing heels. Proven fact. Look it up." Alice just smirked knowing that she was going to get her revenge soon.

I started with my plan, "Okay so the only thing that I managed to come up with is make the girls think that Edward wants both of them, get them into a fight, follow the boys around and make their lives miserable until they snap and break the girls; hearts."

Alice did not look too pleased at that idea. "No. I have a better one. Did you know that quarterback Emmett use to be a ballerina? Or that little handsome Edward use to be a whale with braces?" The Cullens had moved here during our 8th grade year and just took popularity over. Alice is known as the queen bee that is nice to absolutely everyone but she loves to be the center of attention.

Angela and I cracked up at the idea of those two 'men' and their embarrassing past. "You are so kidding right? Do you have proof because we can't just start a rumor about that without having proof—no one would believe us vs. them." Angela brings up quite a good point.

"Pictures." One word that makes me heart soar. 3 oh love oh love.

"So you bring the pictures tomorrow and we will post pone the prank until then?"

"Sounds good to me!" The bell rang and we put our stuff away and we left for lunch.

LUNCH

Angela and I made our way down the halls to my locker. I have this. . . different. . . disease. Well I wouldn't call it a disease, I'm just allergic to A LOT of different things. Because I have a bunch of allergies I have to pack my own lunch. So I grabbed my lunch and Angela and I skipped down to the cafeteria and into the hot lunch line. The one cool thing is that I'm not lactose intolerant! So I still get to have the milk from the school, besides I wait with Angela through the line.

Today the school was having Angela's personal favorite: mozzarella sticks. I think that those things are disgusting! I've never had one, but if you listen to the cafeteria during lunch, I have heard that when you try to swallow it half of it travels down your throat and it gets stuck! You pretty much choke! Angela has never admitted to this but I dunno.. there have been a couple of times when she starts to cough. AHEM*

"Hey guys! Mind if I sit here? I think that we need to talk."

"Oh sure Alice. No problem." Okay so this is beyond weird, Alice Cullen is part of the popular crowd. Under NO circumstances was she suppose to sit with us during lunch. Not that I'm complaining! I love Alice—but she's all over her boyfriend Jasper during lunch, I think it's the only period that she has with him.

"So, Jasper is sick. I went to his house and made him lunch and on my way home I grabbed some pictures!" Forks has a pretty amazing schedule, I mean the classes suck, but we get 1 hour 30 minute open campus lunches!

"Pictures? For what?" Angela inquired.

I smacked Angela upside her head and looked her square in the eyes. "The pictures of the Cullen boys! DERKA!!!! Oh dear let me see Alice let me see!"

"Here, I found a couple so I made this sweet collage of all of the different ones."

I looked at the collages and they were pretty amazing I must say, the were a couple different pictures of both boys. Emmett was in tights sashaying and another one with him doing a split leap, Edward's were pretty hilarious as well, he was a little porker with braces! Oh the joy! But the best picture, blown up right in the middle of the page, was taken right after Emmett had his last recital and he was holding a bouquet of roses while attempting to get his arms around Edward. Edward's shirt was coming up and there were a disgusting number of fat rolls visible. Ew.

"Alice! How were you able to do all of this is such a small amount of time?" Angela raised her eyebrows.

"I'm not quite sure, but people tell me that I have to much energy for my own good. I guess that it pays off!" Too much energy? She was a pixie on caffine and crack. Seriously.

"So, are we ready?"

"Hells bells!" I declared. "I don't think that I can wait one more minute to unleash this type of horror on Forks High!"

"Alrighty then!" Alice smirked.

Alice jumped up on our table and cleared her voice: "Ahem! I need everyone's attention up here," people at our school can be quite rude, even to the 'royalty' at times. Alice lift her hands to her mouth and let out a whistle. "Okay! Now that's taken care of, it has come to my attention that everyone knows my brothers: Emmett and Edward Cullen, do we not?" I heard some whoots and hollering from the football team and the girls just nodded their heads. Some how I felt quite fired up, so I jumped up next to Alice and began:

"Well it has also come to our attention that they have not told you who they really are! Meet, Emmett Cullen, ballerina turned boy-wonder, and Edward Cullen, Prince or porker?" With that Alice and I threw the sheets of pictures up into the air and ran for cover. People swarmed the table and the sheets were passed out and people started laughing as if they would never stop.

"Mission Accomplished!" The three of us just looked at each other and burst out laughing. We went back to our table and sat down. Emmett and Edward stomped over to our table.

BAM! Emmett's fist met the table two inches from my tray. Apparently he doesn't think that the pictures were as funny as everyone else did.

"What the hell Alice?! You told us we burned all of those pictures!" Edward was pissed too, but I would too if I use to look like a whale.

"You. Took. My. Shoes."

"Alice! Get it through your head, you clack!" Emmett was on defense now.

"I. Do. Not. Clack. You. Need. To. Leave. NOW!" Alice screamed that last part.

Emmett just looked at me, "Have a great lunch you guys, this will do nothing to us. I swear it. Watch your back Swan."

The two of them just turned around and walked back to their table. "Goodness! I want my shoes back!" Alice looked as if someone had just taken her child hostage.

I looked over at the 'popular' table and it sees as though Emmett was right! This did nothing for their reputation, it almost seems like the girls thought it was cute that Emmett was a ballerina and that Edward had lost all of his baby fat. I guess we failed because we made them seem even more human instead of god-like. Ew.

"Seriously? People are so blind and stupid sometimes." I said quite ticked off. I shoved almost my entire pudding cup into my mouth and swallowed hard.

"Well, it wasn't guaranteed to work. Maybe we just aren't cut out for this evil stuff. You never know—" I heard Angela start to drift off and I looked around the cafeteria. It was getting hard to breathe and everyone's faces was starting to get fuzzy. My head started to get heavy and I just wanted it to stop. The last thing I saw was Angela's face; the last thing I heard was Alice's scream; darkness.

Emmett's POV

That stupid girl thinks that she can destroy us? That will never happen in a million years.

Jacob still had that picture in his hand as he looked up and said, "Wow Edward you got into good shape, and Emmett—how cute!"

"Shut up Jacob! Why do you think that Edward is so modest? Why do think I have such a fast reaction time and great coordination on the field? Ballet darling. I more man than any of you." I snarled. "Besides we got her back enough that she won't ever try to threaten us again."

"What'd you do?" James asked.

"Well, while they were basking in their defeat, Edward and I took some peanut oil and mixed it with Bella's pudding!"

"Why would you do that? That makes no sense." Jacob said.

Haha I laughed in my head, stupid stupid boy, "It makes sense when she's allergic to peanuts!" We started laughing and I high fived James.

"You did what?!" Tyler exclaimed. You see Tyler is a wanna-be doctor.

"Yeah, won't it be funny to see her break out in hives and bumps?" Edward said through his laughing.

"Not if she goes anaphylaxis!" Tyler looked really concerned.

"Tyler, little people words, please." I wanted to actually understand whatever it is he is talking about.

"If she has a super serious peanut allergy she could go anaphylaxis! Like, she gets the oxygen supply cut off to her brain, she passes out, her windpipes get closed, she has the hives—this is life threatening guys."

"Seriously? Shit! We need to get that pudding cup away from--" I was cut off by Alice's scream. Everyone looked over and I stood up, jumped over the table, and ran to Alice. I caught Bella's body and she swayed off the chair.

"Someone call an ambulance!" I screamed out. What have I done?

"Angela, where's her Epi-Pen?" I demand.

"Um, I'm not sure, she's never needed it before and I don't know where she keeps it."

That's not good enough! I need that Epi-pen! I dumped her lunch onto the table and spotted her life saver. I took the cap off and jammed it into her leg and pushed the button. I heard the sirens and could see the lights.

"Excuse me sir, I need to take her. Are you her boyfriend?" An EMT asked me. I wasn't going to leave her now, especially that it was my fault she was like this.

"Yes sir." Did that really just come out of my mouth?

"Okay, come with me." They get Bella on a gurney and wheeled her into the ambulance. I climb in after her. I grabbed her hand and kissed her forehead, I still couldn't believe that I had done this.

Bella POV

Black

Emmett POV

How could I let this happen? I was just thinking that it would be that serious, I mean Bella use to joke about her allergies and how they weren't horrible just a pain to avoid. I never knew that she was this allergic to peanuts! I feel so horrible. If anything happens to her know, it's because of me! Me! My fault.

The ride to the hospital seemed like it took forever. I'm sure that it only took a couple of minutes but still, all of the what-if's were going through my head. None of those what-if's were very pleasant.

Please God, let her wake up. Let her wake up now! I swear I will stop everything and I'll live a straight life. Just don't make her pay for my mistakes, please.


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