A/N: Sorry about the late update, I was wondering whether or not to end it...Well, hopefully this makes up for it. Behold: my longest chapter yet! XD
Guess what, yeah? This is...-drumroll-...Teh Last Chapter! -cries- Thanks to everyone who stuck with this story, and thanks x2 to everyone who reviewed! Nani-chan; Flame05; Originalatorian; xXSilentPuppetMasterXx; devotedtodreams and Mushiku! You guys rock! And you all get virtual cookies and cream! Especially devotedtodreams, you get a lifetime of cookies and cream!
Warnings: Cruelty to Non-Akatsuki's and Kisame
Note: Same as other chapters, blaa blaa blaa sheep blaa
Disclaimer: This is the last time I say the disclaimer -sniff- I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does...I'll try and buy it sometime soon
BANG!!
Everyone sprung up. Was it another one of Pein's never-going-to-work jutsu's? It looked like it.
"Um...I think Sasori no Danna should stay away this time un..." Deidara whispered to Kakuzu, eyes darting towards the redhead.
The Sasori in question had already rushed off, and probably was going to throw another tantrum if the jutsu didn't work. He was followed by a very impatient Konan.
"You're out of luck, Deidara. He's gone already. Although you always have money that I could stea- I mean, borrow." Kakuzu winked and hurried off, dragging away Hidan who let out a loud stream of curses. Again.
Deidara sweat dropped, but was pulled along by Tobi, who was surprisingly strong enough to pull along Zetsu as well. And of course there was the duo that was never going to be left out of anything. Kisame had blindfolded Itachi and was urging the Uchiha towards the source of the noise. Not that Itachi could see anything without the blindfold on.
The Non-Akatsuki's blinked, never having seen Pein's remarkable new jutsu before.
"We shall accompany the Akatsuki youthfully, Lee," Gai did his signature 'Nice Guy' pose.
"Yosh! If I do not follow the Akatsuki, I shall do five hundred laps around the island!"
"Let's just go, Kakashi-sensei," Sakura sweat dropped and pulled her sensei along, who was absorbed in the newest version of Icha Icha Paradise.
-With Orochimaru, Naruto and Sasuke-
"Are you going to give back the boat, Orochimaru?" Sasuke asked rudely.
"Why of course, Sasssssssuke-kkkkuuunnn...if you give me...Itachi's nail polish!"
Both Sakon and Sasuke twitched. "I'm already doing that," Sakon pointed out.
"And I'm not doing that," Sasuke added.
"Orochimaru-sama, I'll do it if you li-." Kabuto never got a chance to finish.
"Very well, Sasssssuke-kuuuun. If you do not steal Itachi's nail polish, how about...that blond guy's shampoo? What was his name again? I forgot..."
"Me?" Naruto asked, pointing to his blond hair.
"No! Not you! The other guy..."
"I think it was something like...Deicarta?" Tayuya whispered to Jiroubou.
"No! It was Deisapa," he hissed back.
Kimimaro coughed, but nobody paid attention to him.
"I'm sure it was Derair or something," Sakon thought out loud.
"Stupid! It's Deriar!" Ukon rolled his eyes.
"Oh I know that guy! Ino-ttebayo!"
"Baka! Ino's that girl in Shikamaru and Chouji's group!"
"But...they look so alike-ttebayo! Besides, I'm not a baka, Teme!"
"IT'S DEIDARA!" Kimimaro screamed.
"No it's not," Sakon countered. "I still think it's Derair."
"It was Deriar!"
"Why do I have a feeling Kimimaro's right?" Kabuto asked himself.
"He's never right!" Orochimaru yelled.
"Deicata!"
"Deisapa!"
-At the Forbidden Island-
Deidara sneezed all over Zetsu, causing the latter to close his flytrap.
"A cold, brat?" Sasori sneered, looking downright creepy.
"N...no un...someone's talking about me, hmm," Deidara replied, backing away rapidly from the poisonous stare.
The Sound 5's conversation drifted over to him.
. . .
"IT'S DEIDARA YOU IDIOTS!"
-With Orochimaru and Friends-
"Oh..."
Awkward Silence.
"OH MY GO-"
"JASHIN!" came a yell a long way off from You-know-who. (1)
"OH MY JASHIN! KIMIMARO'S ACTUALLY RIGHT FOR ONCE!" Orochimaru looked ready to tear out his hair.
Everyone else except Kabuto sweat dropped. Maybe they should think about having a new leader.
"O...Orochimaru-sama...You should get on to what you were saying before..."
"Oh yes, of course. Sassssuke-kuuuuun, if you will not steal Itachi's nail polish, then how about Dei...Dei...Dei-what's-his-name's shampoo?"
"Deidara," Kimimaro whispered.
Oh yes, go and steal Deidara's shampoo," Orochimaru amended.
Sasuke and Naruto had a O.o face.
"We'd never do that! He's my fath-"
"He's your father?" Sasuke looked shocked.
"No! What I was about to say, teme, was that he's my father's friend! Dattebayo!"
Orochimaru sighed. "No more cookies for me..."
"We should be heading back now. Thanks for your...hospitality," Sasuke spat out the last word, before dragging a flailing Naruto across the ocean.
Kimimaro blinked. "Well, at least I'm trustable now..."
"You'll never be trusted," Tayuya sneered.
A certain Kaguya, no wait, the only Kaguya, broke down, crying.
-Back at the Forbidden Island-
"Everyone. I present to you...my new juts-"
"WAIT!" Lee shrieked.
"Oh cherry please, you don't have a Youth Initi-cookie-ation Ceremony, do you?" Hidan snarled.
"We don't...but that is a good idea Hidan-san!" Tobi yelled joyfully. Apparently, he had been accepted as the newest 'Youth Club Where You Must Wear Green Spandex Suits' member.
"It is, Tobi!" Gai had anime tears in his eyes. "I shall put it in the rules right away." And he did, right next to the 422nd rule about how everyone had to wear coconuts on their head for a week before being accepted. "Hidan-san, I thank you for thinking so much for our club."
"Uh..." Hidan sweat dropped.
"Get on with it! What were you going to say?" Kisame said roughly, letting go of Itachi, who panicked and ran into another tree. A solid thump followed, and the smoke cleared to reveal the Uchiha lying under a dozen coconuts. Everyone but Kisame ignored him, while the fish- I mean Akatsuki member went to pick up his unconscious partner.
"Well, Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun are back," Lee pointed to the horizon, where a pissed off Sasuke was dragging a sleeping Naruto across the water, the latter mumbling something about Ramen and how Sasuke needed a haircut.
"NARUTO YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU FALL ASLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!" Sasuke roared, slapping the sleeping blond.
"Urgh...ramen...uh...Sasuke...is that you? You need a haircut...I mean..."
"WHAT?"
"Oi!" Kakuzu nudged Sasori. "Do you reckon it's his time of the month?"
Sasuke, by chance, heard that. "I'M NOT A GIRL YOU COOKIES!"
Hidan chuckled. "Looks like I'm not the only one who uses cream dirty language."
"That's why the authoress censored it," Sasori muttered. (A/N: Mind reader)
"Are we going to get onto my jutsu or what?" Pein asked slowly, Rinnegan looking more threatening than ever.
"Um...yes...of course," Zetsu said quickly. Sasuke and the half-awake and half-asleep Naruto joined their circle.
Slowly, bit by bit, Pein held up...
Up...
Up...
"GET ON WITH IT!" Kakuzu yelled.
"Okay."
Up...
A pair of wings! Except, what was wrong with those wings, was that they looked like they belonged to a five year old kid.
Everyone fell anime style, even Konan who was trying her best to stay upright. She almost made it. But she still fell.
"Whaaaaaat?" Pein yelled in indignation, staring at the fallen members.
Deidara was the first to recover. "Th...they...they..." He doubled over, laughing like hell as everyone else recovered.
"What the jelly?" Hidan roared, clutching his stomach and rolling around on the floor, hysterical.
"L...leader...how much did those...cost?" howled Kakuzu, reaching for money just in case his heart failed. Money would always help him out of a bad situation.
"I...think...you were better off sticking to...statues," Sasori giggled, clutching a palm tree for support.
"That was so...crap..." Zetsu admitted. "This time, even I have to agree with you," his white side nodded.
"Leader-sama...all I have to say is: What. The. Hell." Kisame screeched.
Team 7 gaped in horror at the sight. The leader of Akatsuki was holding up a pair of fairy wings.
"SO YOUTHFUL!" Lee shrieked, running around in a circle around Pein.
"I agree, Lee!" Gai had anime tears again
"It'll work," Pein still stuck to his story eagerly. "Look!" With that, he stuck the fairy wings on his back. They hovered for a moment, and then exploded.
"Deidara!" Sasori looked warningly towards his partner, who shifted his eyes to Kisame.
"It wasn't me un!" the blond protested.
Pein emerged, coughing, out from the smoke. "I'm never trying that again."
Konan blinked. "I can't believe, the Akatsuki of all people, were so stupid!" she announced.
Everyone blinked.
"Deidara. Do you have any clay left?"
Deidara looked inside his clay pouch and scooped out a small pile of clay. "I've got enough for one clay bird un. I must've spent the rest trying to blast Tobi..." he muttered.
"That'll be good enough. Hurry and make the bird."
Everyone blinked again as Deidara's hand-mouths chewed furiously, and the bird was finished within seconds.
"In my whole life of knowing him, I've never seen him make a bird so quickly," Sasori nodded to Hidan. "He must be really eager to get off the island."
"Of course I am un!" Deidara yelled enthusiastically, clay bird made and enlarged. "My hair is filthy!" The clay artist had kept his hair as well as he could, so only a few specks of dirt were on it. But the pyromaniac considered them as dirty as could be. Okay, maybe Tobi's was dirtier. But so what? They were still dirty...maybe...ish...
"Okay, everyone climb onto the clay bird," Konan instructed, herding everyone on. Akatsuki or not, they were going to get out of here.
Ten minutes later, squished and uncomfortable but happy, everyone was on, with Deidara sitting on the head and Konan flying on her own pair of wings. Pein was still under the assumption that his Fairy Wings would work and insisted on wearing them until Kakuzu went on a temper rampage and ripped them off.
Deidara's clay bird flapped...and flapped...and flapped...but no matter what it wouldn't get off from the ground. "There's too many people un!" the blond protested.
"Just make the Non-Akatsuki's get off," Itachi pointed out helpfully.
"GET CHOCOLATE OFF," Hidan screeched, herding them off again.
"Well damn...just when I thought I would get out of here," Kakashi mumbled.
"Well, it is their clay bird," Sakura pointed out reasonably.
"You mean it's Ino's clay bird-ttebayo," Naruto grinned.
"BAKA! He's not Ino!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Wasn't he Deiralo or something?" Gai asked.
"DEIDARA!" came a yell from the head of the bird.
"We should set off." The cool, calm voice obviously belonged to Sasori.
"Yeah, let's go."
The clay bird flapped, sending dust everywhere. It flapped...and flapped...and flapped...
"It's still too heavy un!" Deidara complained. "We need one more person to get off!"
"Who?" asked Kakuzu. He had decided to bring his money along.
"Your chicken money!" Hidan grabbed the suitcases and threw them into the ocean.
"MY MONEY!" Kakuzu screamed. He would have dived in if Kisame hadn't restrained him.
"It's still too heavy," Deidara put in. Kakuzu swore and pouted but nobody paid attention. "We should get Tobi off un."
"Tobi is a good boy. Tobi will stay here and get home with Senpai!" Tobi shouted from the very tail of the bird. It was obvious Deidara hoped he would fall off half-way through the flight.
"Tobi is staying here," Zetsu said firmly.
"Why don't you get off, Deidara?"
"Because I'm controlling the bird you idiot, hmm!"
"Oh yeah...well what about Hidan?"
"Religious bastard, but we need him," Pein said.
"Who's the bastard you lollipop?" Hidan's eyes screamed 'furious-immortal-Jashinist-about-to-slaughter-everything-in-sight.' "Why don't we throw you off?"
"I'm Leader," Pein said matter-of-factly.
"Itachi can go off then un." It was also obvious the blonde wanted Itachi off almost as much as he wanted Tobi.
"No! Itachi-san is staying!" Kisame screamed, while Itachi nodded in Lee's direction.
"Kisame can get off!" Sasori said triumphantly. "He can swim back to the Hideout if he doesn't die first!"
"Good idea," Pein agreed heartily. "Kisame. Off. Now."
Kisame screamed and yelled and pouted and cried but nobody paid attention to him. Plop he went into the ocean.
"Now let's take off un," Deidara yelled, and the clay bird soared into the sunset...I mean sunrise.
Behind them, Kisame cursed loudly.
"Damn you Sasori..."
(1) Note: You-Know-Who is NOT Voldemort
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