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"Potter! Why did you get zero for that worksheet?"

"Sir, I never knew we had to that page for homework. Dudley told me it was another page."

"No, Potter. Dudley did not misinform you. You were simply chatting too much and wasn't listening in class."

"But, sir…" Harry Begged.

"Silence, Potter. How can I punish you?" The math teacher paused, "Oh, Yes. Write me an 2000 word essay titled: Why I must no talk in Mr. Kelly's Class." He smiled evilly: " And hand it in by the end of the lesson."

Harry looked desperate, but to the teacher's great surprise, he smiled a little and didn't complain until the end if the lesson.

By the end of the lesson, Harry simply handed him two comics.

"What is this?" the teacher demanded, staring at two stick figures that greatly resembled himself.

"Well," Harry replied happily: "You asked for two thousand words. Isn't there a saying that goes: 'Pictures say a thousand words?"