"Maybe it's impossible to feel exactly the same way as another person, but it's possible for people to care about one another and to place their hearts as close together as they can manage. I'm sure that's what it means to make your hearts as one."

~Orihime Inoue~

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For the Love of Ichigo

Chapter 9

Blue lights swirled around him. Somewhere in the back of his mind he heard the sound of skin meeting skin. (No, not in that way pervert) It wasn't until he felt the abnormal sensation against his lips that he knew something was wrong. Terribly wrong.

"Hello lover." a sultry voice whispered into his ear.

Lover? What the...?

For the first time in his life Kurosaki Ichigo was scared. Sure, he had faced down many Espada and annihilated them( cough, 4th Espada, cough). But this, this was beyond his normal scope of nature.

This woman...this creature...this damn demon cat had did the impossible...

She had...

She had...

She had stolen his first kiss.

Damn her!

Although, no one knew that this had been moment had been his first kiss he still was embarrassed.. Even though he had seen a naked woman before (unwillingly) he had never took that big step. Today was his first kiss..but..For the life of him, he couldn't understand why he didn't feel a thing.

Actually,a part of him wanted to go to a corner and literally die.

Again.

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Momentarily stunned about the unforeseen developments, Ichigo hadn't noticed that at that moment all hell seemed to break loose.

Reiatsu flowed from everywhere literally ripping a hole in the already damaged ozone layer..

The pink skittle formally known as Yachiru shot from the ground in an attempt to stop the purple haired shape shifter form kissing him again.

"No, Kitty- chan you can't kiss Ichi. He's mine"

The golden eyed, purple haired self proclaimed Goddess of Flash smirked at the bubblegum haired princess of the 11th division. It had amused her to no end that this little girl thought she could compete with the goddess of the flash. I mean really, who did this kindergartner think she was?

Yoruichi let out an amused but heartfelt laugh. She wished she had a camera so she could take a picture of the blown away look the orange haired shinigami had on his face.

Not only was his face flushed and dazed but his lips were still pursed as if he was still kissing.'Who knew she was such an awesome kisser?'

The cat goddess took a quick look at him again but this time analyzing him with a critical eye.

'My, my it seems like I may have just stolen Ichigo's first kiss.'

Interesting.

She didn't have time to answer the pink haired twit because at that moment a gate connecting Soul Society opened up momentarily stunning everyone. She knew that gate anywhere. The door was a normal looking sliding door but the distinctive symbol of Kuchiki made it different from the others.

'Crap.'

Before she had a chance to move, a firm hand gripped her shoulders. She didn't have to turn around to know who was behind her. With slate gray eyes, a chiseled handsome but ice cold face, Byakuya Kuchiki was easily one of the best looking men in Soul Society. Fortunately for Yoruichi, she was the world renowned Goddess of the Flash and could possibly get away with anything. Unfortunately for Yoruichi, not only did she have that title. she also had the title of being Byakuya's secret girlfriend.

The look he gave her could have melted cement in Hell.

'Oh boy'

There was only one way Byakuya could have found out about her being here when she was supposed to be in a meeting with the Captain Commander.

Damn that Urahara Kisuke.

As Byakuya gave her a disapproving glare, she noticed the orange haired young woman gazing upon the scene with tears in her eyes.

That Inoue girl had always been naive. And that alone frustrated Yoruichi to no end.

She turned around and gave Ichigo and the rest of the SWA a bright smile.

She would just have to have some fun next time when Byakuya wasn't looking.

Maybe she could get Soi Fon to help her as backup.

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As the gate closed behind the exquisite couple, another gate opened up. This time there was no handsome ice god leading the way but more so an underdeveloped midget stepped from the gate.

The raven haired midgette quickly analyzed the situation with a cold and calculating glare.

This is what Ichigo had left her hanging for? So, he could stand around while a group of dusty old women stared at him.

Oh, no this was not going to do.

Just as she was about to take a step, the 8th division lieutenant stepped forward and leveled the playing field by doing the unthinkable.

The dark haired, blue eyed studious beauty stepped forward and faced the substitute shinigami. She turned a faint pink when he turned his all knowing scowl upon her.

"Kurosaki, I know we do not know each other well, but would you like to go out sometime?"

Around them, all noises stopped.

Yachiru was now on the shoulder of the 12th division's lieutenant shoulder stared at Nanao as if she wanted to stab her with a spoon. A really, really sharp spoon.

Before Ichigo could open his mouth, another pair of arms wrapped around him. Before he could put in a protest, Rukia laid kiss upon his lips.

Somewhere inside he thought he heard his manhood die followed by the cackling laughter of his hollow.

For the second time in five minutes, he was kissing yet another person.

'Seriously what was up with kissing today?'

Ichigo backed away from the raven haired torturer with a look of shock on his face. This was not what he needed right now. With at least 20 pairs of eyes staring back at him, Ichigo realized that he was way over his head.

He needed a way out.

He glanced up and saw his salvation.

Inoue.

She would be perfect to be used a human shield, I mean, distraction.

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As he began to make his move, a paralyzing flare of reiatsu froze him in his spot. There, a Soul Society gate opened and the suicide expert himself, Captain Commander Yamamoto, stepped from the gate. For some reason, Ichigo felt his day go from bad to worse.

'Why was this happening to him?'

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From a distance, a blond haired shinigami watched the scene with interest with his green and white striped hat covering his eyes.

As he watched the Captain Commander himself, step in front of the bright haired substitute shinigami, he had to struggle to contain his laughter. Not only was it genius for him to send a letter to Captain Unohana of the 4th division, whom the Captain Commander had the biggest crush on but the best thing was no one could trace it back to him.

He hadn't told Isshin this part of the plan. Sure, he was only supposed to have just brought the Inoue girl back from New York but what was the fun in that? No, he hadn't had this much fun since he blew Aizen up with a kidou spell. He was going to milk this for all its worth.

After all...

Geniuses had to have a little fun too.

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From across the street a dark aura surrounded a certain orange haired young woman. Sure, she was shocked with the development of Ichigo being engaged to Nel-sama and also Yoruichi kissing Kurosaki-kun. But, that midget kissing him had took things too far.

She didn't come all this way to leave empty handed.

She didn't endure 17 hours on a plane squeezed in between two fat people just so this dead midget could swoop in and steal the man she once loved. Besides, Kurosaki-kun had personally asked her to come home to him and here she was.

"What should I do? What should I do?"

She was going to make him open his eyes. She was going to win Kurosaki once and for all. So, she did the one thing that was sure to always get his attention whenever she wanted it. She screamed. No, it wasn't just a little scream but one of those screams she had done after Kurosaki had been killed for the umpteenth time. The one that drove him crazy,literally.

"Kurosaki-kun"

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Somewhere in a far off heavenly place, the former 4th Espada, Ulquiorra heard a scream that trembled him to the bone. No, it couldn't be. Anyone but her...That scream...It literally drove anyone crazy...

For once, Ulquiorra was glad he had died at the hands of that Kurosaki Ichigo...That scream that 'woman' possessed literally drove him to suicide.

It was a common misconception that Kurosaki had defeated him in Hueco Mundo. No, he hadn't defeated him. Ulquiorra had jumped in the way of Kurosaki's sword just so he wouldn't have to hear that woman's scream ever again.

Now hear it again, even after death was just wrong.

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The green haired woman stared dispassionately at the young woman who was currently rocking back and forth on the ground. Personally, from the first day she met her in Hueco Mundo, Nel knew this woman was nutter than a bowl of Fruit Loops. Orihime obviously needed help. Not just a little help but serious mental help. As in help from people who wear those nice white jackets and who lived in a white cushion like room.

The poor woman was obviously delusional. She honestly thought Itsygo wanted her.

Yes. Nel had finally reached a decision.

After her marriage to Itsygo she was going to get the poor girl some psychiatric help.

Itysgo was a doctor after all. They could afford it.

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From under Ichigo's bed, one navy haired shinigami put the finishing touches on her plan. She had finally devised a way to finally get the orange haired supernova. After all that time she spent under his bed, she realized that she had been looking at this in the wrong way. She needed help if she was going to obtain Kurosaki.

She knew just the person to ask for help.

After leaving her stranded 100 years ago, Yoruichi owed her.

Now it was time to collect on that favor.

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Sorry, if this chapter was a fail. Hope you guy liked it. Yes, this chapter may seem a little all over the place but believe me it's intentional...Read and review please. If you don't review then how will we find out what Ichigo will do to Isshin when he finds out what he did...Thanks again for reading...

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Omake/ Rejected Chapter

Sajin Komamura sat at his desk as he welcomed a beautiful new morning in Soul Society. Normally he was an early riser, but last night he had a dream about the man who he thought was his best friend and how he had betrayed him.

In his dream, he and Tousen were taking a walk through the park talking about random things. He had argued that captain Unohana was the prettiest woman in all of Soul Society while Tousen disagreed saying the president of the 'We love Aizen fanclub' Vice Captain Momo was the prettiest one. Secretly, Komamura wanted to argue back that Tosuen had never even seen Hinamori so how could he know if she was pretty or not. I mean, the man was technically blind.

Just as he was about to push the issue further, Tousen did the unthinkable:

He pulled a stick out from seemingly nowhere.

Now he was excited. He couldn't control his instincts.

He wanted...he wanted to fetch...

Only when he went to fetch the stick, it had turned into something he hated more than anything in this world.

A cat.

What Tousen had done was unforgivable...

In more ways than one.

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Omake/ Rejected Scene 2

Jūshirō Ukitake was a sick man.

No, really he was a very sick man. He had tuberculous since forever but today there hadn't been any coughing fits. Maybe today his sickness was letting up because of what today symbolized.

Today was a very special day.

Today he was going out with is best friend to celebrate his 998th birthday. Just because he was close to 1,000 didn't mean he didn't have to celebrate. Also, today was going to be the day when he finally lost his virginity.

Sure, no one knew he still carried his V-card after all this time but today was the day he was going to trade that all in. After all, he was sick of his best friend telling him all these stories about his sexual escapades. He wanted stories to tell too.

As he made his way to the public baths, he realized that the town seemed very empty today almost deserted. But, he had just brushed it off since the SWA was taking a field trip to the real world today.

Well at least he would have to worry about his 3rd seat stalking, I mean, spying on him today.

Thank Aizen for small blessings. 'Wait did he just say that?'

Captain Ukitake was so caught up in his thoughts that he had noticed he had walked into the women's side of the public baths.

It was until he was faced with a very naked Captain Retsu Unohana, Ukitake finally realized where he was.

But, it was too late...

Poor Captain Unohana watched in shock and with perverse pleasure as the blood flew from the white haired man nose as he hit the floor.

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Captain Ukitake woke up the next morning not only recalling the very vivid image of Unohana in the bath but the very image of the other person who had been with Unohana in those showers.

A shiver raced along his spine.

The last thing he ever wanted to see was the 12th division captain naked.

He made a mental note to gouge his eyes out as soon as he made it back to his division.

After seeing that image yesterday, it was safe to say that Ukitake decided that we would stay a 1,000 year old virgin.

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