Okay! Next chapter is underway! As always, I am open to suggestions, so if you have an idea about the story, FFPM it to me and I'll gladly consider it, 'kay?
By the way, I just wanted to note that this story has recently passed the 100 review mark. Awesome! Thanks to everybody!
ON WITH THE STORY!!!!
Rikku was in a large plastic bag.
"What the heck?" she said loudly. She could feel her body being bumped around. Then something hit her head.
"Ow," she grimaced, "Something hit my head."
Outside the walls of the plastic bag, she could hear Steve and Agent C laughing, as Napoleon made a sort of snorting noise.
"Well... at least I still have my artificial Mime JR card to keep me company! Yay, Mime JR!" Rikku hugged the card. She could hear Steve vomiting, and Agent C making disgusted sounds. Napoleon was still making the snorting noise.
"Um... yeah."
"Are you positive that this is the best choice for a hostage?"
"No... but it's too late now. We might as well go with it."
"Yeah."
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"Holy Muffin! Where are you goin'?" yelled Jack, running after the Holy Muffin, which had somehow managed to escape Jack yet again. On it ran, scrambling over little mounds in the snow and screaming, "HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!" at the top of its lungs.
The muffin sprinted inside a large door marked Muffin Room. Jack, of course, followed.
Unfortunately for Jack, the Muffin Room was filled with - what else? - muffins.
He could hear the sound of the Holy Muffin's voice echoing around the enormous room, through the nooks and holes and divisions between giant piles of muffins. But it was impossible to tell which muffin was the real Holy Muffin. Again, unfortunately for Jack.
Jack then began to do the only thing he could, which was digging through the piles of muffins until he found the Holy Muffin.
Poor Jack.
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Hinata was attempting to get Naruto into bed with her again.
This time her plan consisted of two bowls of ramen. One for Naruto, with sleeping powder in it, and one for herself, which was not contaminated with sleeping powder.
"Oh, NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUN!" she yelled in a sickly sweet voice as she saw the said ninja walk back from the ski trails, snowboard in hand. "I have ramen for you!"
Naruto's head jerked up at the word "ramen". So fast that it ws probably a time warp, Naruto was next to Hinata, and he grabbed a bowl of ramen and began slurping noisily. Hinata, still grinning evilly, began to eat her ramen.
"Thanks for the ramen, Hinata! Bye now!" said Naruto, and he ran off. Hinata stared after him, shocked! Naruto was supposed to be sleeping!
Then she looked down at her bowl.
"Oh, poopie."
With a dramatic spin-twist added on, Hinata crumpled to the floor. Naruto, hearing the noise, turned around and saw her lying there.
"Hinata?"
She didn't move.
Naruto grinned and pulled a random stick out of nowhere. "Hee hee... poke! Poke! Poke!" he said, poking the unconscious Hinata with the stick.
Kiba appeared randomly out of nowhere. "Hey Naruto, what are you doing?"
"Poking Hinata with a stick. Wanna help?"
"Sure!" said Kiba. He pulled out another random stick and poked Hinata with it.
Rikku came by after a little while of this. "Heya, guys. Watcha doin'?"
"Poking Hinata! Wanna help?"
"Sure!"
This continued for a while, with random people joining in, until Sakura, Chouji, a random squirrel, and Lulu (who is also from Final Fantasy) were also poking Hinata with sticks.
Eventually...
Hinata woke up and saw Kiba about to poke her open eyeball with a stick covered with what looked like Akamaru's excretion.
The next couple of seconds consisted of Hinata's eyes flashing in rage as she sliced Kiba's arm off of his shoulder with her deadly pressure point scythe technique. O. M. G.
"Holy $!!!!!!!!!" Kiba yelled, as his arm slid across the floor.
"Aw darn it..." said Sakura. "Now I'll be up yet another night making use of my talent to heal people's limbs...ah well, I guess this does mean I'm important!!"
"Don't get too full of yourself, Sakura, the Naruto fans need to see a lot more from you until you can actually be considered useful.." said the squirrel, who then bounced away.
Kiba took a moment from screaming in pain to ponder the question, "Did that squirrel just talk?!"
The squirrel turned around and hawked a lugie in his face.
"EWW!"
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Now Rikku had her hands tied behind her back, her ankles bound together, and was lying in a wheelbarrow as she admired the Mime JR card that was lying in the wheelbarrow beside her.
"Where is the stupid stash of mega-rare PokeMon cards?!?!" screamed Steve, obviously losing patience.
"Mime JR, I don't think Mr. Steve is being very polite, do you?" said Rikku to the card. "You don't either? Huh. Well, isn't that something. Maybe if Mr. Steve was a little nicer, I would tell him where the cards are. What's that? You want a cookie? Hey, Mr. Napoleon, do you have a cookie on your person?"
Napoleon stared off into space, then snickered before staring off again.
"... Heheh, R-Rikku..." Steve began, twitching. "Will you... please... tell us where the cards are?"
"Not until Mime JR gets his cookie!"
Cursing under his breath, Steve knelt down, grabbed some snow off the ground, and packed it into an elliptical shape. "Here. A snow cookie."
Rikku grabbed it and cautiously tasted it. "Eww. Tastes like water."
Steve twitched.
"Just tell us where the cards are, Rikku," said Agent C. "Then we'll get you a cookie-"
"But I don't want the cookie. Mime JR does!
"...Okay, we'll get Mime JR a cookie, and we'll even get you Chimchar, Piplup, and Turtwig cards if you'll just tell u where the PokeMon cards are.
"...Really?" Rikku asked cautiously.
"Really."
"Reeeally?"
"Yes. Really."
"Ur-uh-EEALY?"
"YES, REALLY! FOR GOD'S SAKE, KID, TAKE US TO THE -bleep-ING POKEMON CARDS!"
Rikku frowned. "I don't know. Mr. Steve is being sorta meanish..."
"OH, MY -bleep-ING GOD! WHY THE -bleep- ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS -bleep-??? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!!! WHAT THE -bleeeeeeep-!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I'm not telling until Mr. Steve stops using the K+-rating sensor."
"GAAAAAAH!!!"
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Auron and Shino were in a large room filled with PokeMon cards.
"Hn, hn hmm grunt!" (Whoa, awesome!) said Shino.
"Hn grunt grunt hmm hnn." (I've been collecting for a long time, along with Yuna." Auron grunted proudly.
"Hmm hnn hn grunt grunt hn hm?" (And no one knows about this place except for you, Yuna, and Rikku?)
"Hnn hn!" (No one!)
"Hmm grunt!" (Awesome!)
Shino and Auron hugged again, amidst the thousands of PokeMon cards.
Unknown to them, their cards would soon be jeopardized...
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"RAAAGH!" I'LL GET YOU, SASUKE!!!!" screamed Chouji as he sped down the hill as fast as he could.
Sasu - I mean, Stewie - snorted. "Yes, yes, I'm sure, fat man."
"GYAHHHHHHHH! THAT'S IT! HUMAN BOULDER TECHNIQUE!!!!!"
With a big poof of smoke, now Chouji was rolling down the hill at high speed. Stewie grinned.
They were approaching a jump, Chouji was still rolling...
At the last possible second, Stewie swerved out of the way. Chouji hurtled off the jump...
Stewie watched, smirking, as Chouji flew through the air, over several trails and a ski lift, and smashed into a telephone pole.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Stewie, as he sped off again. "Now to find that wretched scientist Hinata Hyuuga, and get back to my land in this body!!!!"
TBC...
Hey, people. Sorry it took so long - over a month. I know it's a little short, too, but I was busy with finals and such. Plus I had massive writer's block. Please bear with me.
Also, I'm going away to summer camp in a few days. I'd really like to try and get the next chapter up before then, and since I'm totally out of ideas (again), feel free to file anything you think would be a good contribution to the story, and I'll gladly consider it!
Again, sorry for the late posting of this chapter. See ya soon!
-Natsyourlord
