Porkpatch

Freddy and the others went through the tent flap back into Pinwheel Funhouse.

"I can't believe we be goin' back in 'ere," said Phantom Foxy.

"Well, believe it," said Freddy. "We've checked every inch of this world except for in here, and there's nowhere else we can go. There's got to be something in here that we missed."

When they reached the two-way split with the tree stumps in front of one path, they were surprised to see Bubba back again.

"What?" said Springtrap. "Did someone rebuild that bastard?"

"I guess so," said Freddy, "but it's okay. We're more powerful now than we were before, so it should be easier."

"Yeah, you're right, Freddy!" said Endo2. "Bubba only wiped out nearly all of us!"

"Hey, we got revived," said Freddy, "thanks to RWQFSFASXC..." RWQFSFASXC smiled and gave a little bow. "... so if that happens again, he can just revive us again."

"Fine, whatever," said Endo2, rolling his eyes.

Freddy and the others walked up to Bubba, who glared back.

"Bet that puny animals are surprised to see Bubba back," said Bubba, smiling.

"Yeah, we certainly are, Franken-ripoff," said Bonnie, "so let's just kill you again so we can get past, okay?"

"Bubba will not let puny rabbit get past!" Bubba yelled. "Bubba crush puny rabbit!"

"Said the guy who got his tattered bionic ass handed to him last time we met," said Springtrap. "So why don't I start us off, then?" He swiped his hand down, and a Spring Bonnie head fell from the sky onto Bubba's and severely wounded him. Bubba tried to Jumpscare the party, but no one got scared.

"Bubba's getting upset!" Bubba roared.

"Bubba's gonna die!" said Bonnie, shooting some music notes at him. Toy Bonnie shot some too. Freddy, Withered Bonnie, Phantom Mangle, and Nightmare Bonnie rolled pizza wheels to hurt Bubba, Toy Freddy and Chica threw some party poppers in Bubba's face to stun him, and Phantom BB shot a toxic balloon to poison Bubba. Bubba fought back savagely, swiping his big hand around madly, taking out animatronics left and right.

Freddy threw the KABOOM! at Bubba, and it detonated, greatly damaging the collosal bear. Springtrap and Spring Bonnie both dropped Spring Bonnie heads on Bubba, and the Neon Bee and UFO kept shooting at him, the BossDrain-X keeping its lazer trained on him.

Soon, pieces of Bubba started falling off onto the ground, and he collapsed and blew up.

"All right!" said Freddy. "Did it again! Now, let's keep going this way."

Suddenly, Bonnie rose into the air and broke.

"What the-" Freddy turned around and looked around. He couldn't see anyone.

Then, Spring Bonnie flew to the side and crashed against a tree stump, falling apart.

"What's going on, what's happening?!" Freddy cried. He was starting to get worried.

RWQFSFASXC pointed frantically at a spot. Freddy looked but didn't see anything.

"What are you pointing at?" he asked.

RWQFSFASXC shook his head and pointed again, this time more insistently. Freddy looked harder and suddenly realized that there was a shadow on the ground; a shadow of Bubba. And when this shadow appeared to raise its fist and bring it down on RWQFSFASXC, which resulted in him breaking apart, Freddy realized what had happened.

Bubba was back.

And he was invisible.

"Oh, geez!" Freddy yelled. "Everyone run! Bubba's invisible!"

"How is that possible?" Toy Freddy yelled.

"I don't know, but it happened!" said Freddy. "Now RUN!"

Funtime Foxy quickly opened up a Gift Box and all the fallen party members came out. RWQFSFASXC and Golden Freddy sent two ghost Freddys at the invisible Bubba, and the shadow froze.

"Okay, he's frozen now!" said Golden Freddy. "Let's get the hell out of here!"

"Gettin' the hell outta 'ere, aye-aye!" Foxy yelled, dropping some hot cheese onto the shadow. When the hot cheese landed, it landed on Invisibubba's head and shoulders, and the party members could see the top part of his head, his ears, and his shoulders, as the hot cheese appeared to be floating in the air in the shape of them.

"Hey!" said Foxy. "The hot cheese revealed 'im!"

"You're right!" said Freddy. "Withered Foxy, Nightmare Foxy, and BB, drop some more hot cheese onto him, and Golden Freddy and RWQFSFASXC, refreeze him!"

"Yes, sir!" said BB.

"Aye-aye!" said Withered Foxy and Phantom Foxy simultaneously.

"You got it!" said Golden Freddy.

RWQFSFASXC nodded.

The two Foxy counterparts and BB dropped some more hot cheese on Invisibubba, this time completely covering him with it, and just as Invisibubba was beginning to move again, Golden Freddy and RWQFSFASXC shot out two more ghost Freddys, refreezing him.

"Let's go!" Freddy yelled.

He and the others fled into a tent as they ran to escape the cheese-covered Bubba, now revealed completely by the hot cheese.

Freddy and the other members of the party came into a small cave room with two tents and a false wall hiding another.

"Okay," said Freddy. "So, no one go into the tents; just look around."

"Found something," said Nightmarionne. He walked through another false wall and the others followed.

"You found the exit!" said Fredbear. "That's amazing. The giant pig lies on the other side of this sub-tunnel. He guards a key that opens the lock to the final guardians!"

"Final guardians?" said Freddy. "So, there's gonna be more tough boss-guys to fight. Good to know. Go on."

"Each guardian protects a button," said Fredbear. "Once you have found and pressed the buttons, the gates protecting the game's security system will be lowered!"

Freddy gasped. "So we are in a game. First we're in real life, and now we're in a game?"

"Yep," said Bonnie. "Now let's listen to what else he has to say."

"That's when you can strike at the heart of whatever's corrupting this world!" said Fredbear. "Navigate your way through the sub-tunnels, but remember, don't go more than three glitches down! Good luck!"

Freddy looked at a rock that was glitching.

"All right," Freddy sighed. "Let's do this."

He touched the rock's glitching surface and vanished into the code.

Freddy appeared in the glowing, digitized forest again. He started walking through it. He didn't find any orange shapes, but he did find another glitched object, this time one of the trees.

He entered its system and went down another glitch. He was now white, surrounded by the white circles, and felt as though he were moving through water. He pushed his way through the difficult code and entered a flashing dot, where he reappeared in the blue forest.

"I'm back here again?" he said in surprise. "Um, okay, then." He entered another glitching tree and came out in the black-and-white place. He found another flashing dot, entered it, and came out in the blue forest, this time back to where he started.

"Oh, come on!" said Freddy. "I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere."

He entered the glitching tree again and felt around the white circles in the second glitch. He found one that he could pass through and touched another white circle. This one took him to a third glitch down. He saw that he had been reduced down to a black cube with a crudely-done face, and he was surrounded by black, cubular trees. He saw that his surroundings was that of a black-and-white striped horizontal cylinder that seemed to go on forever into the distance, and he was glued to the wall of it. He tried to shift around and found that he could, though it was still as slow as though he were in water.

Freddy edged his way through the black forest and soon came across a false tree. He walked through it, and found a corridor. Upon going down the corridor, he found a glitching tree with one side of it (the side facing him) having a bit of a swirly texture to it. There were red letters facing him on the tree spelling THE FUTURE. When Freddy looked closely at it, he could actually see a fourth glitch down. Freddy remembered how Fredbear told him not to go down there, so he stayed up and watched what could happen if he touched this tree.

It showed him being completely red, in a red forest, with virtually no way to escape it. There was a red pond in the center of the clearing he was in, and a red man with the head of a crocodile was sitting by the lake and fishing. Freddy saw himself walk up to the man.

"Sorry to say you have gone too deep into the code," said the man. "There is no way back out. My name is Old Man Consequences. Come have a seat, and let's fish for a while. You have no where else to go."

Freddy leaned back from the swirly texture, a sharp stab of fear jabbing him in the stomach. He didn't want to go in there now. Old Man Consequences there had said that there was no way out from the fourth glitch! But Freddy felt obligated to lean forward and look at the swirls again.

This time, he saw himself landing in the clearing again, but instead of going to Old Man Consequences, he started pacing back and forth in front of the lake, a look of deep depression on his face. He started edging closer and closer towards it, and in alarm, Freddy saw himself starting to drown after several seconds of being in the water, his red 8-bit self writhing around, grabbing at his throat, then slowly releasing it and sinking further, further down, into blackness, picking up speed until he was just a blur. After a couple minutes of watching this, Freddy saw what looked like a black man sitting down with his arms around two other dark gray children, looking at a white rectangle. The background started to flash random colors.

Freddy pulled back again. He felt sweat beaded on his forehead and he was panting. He felt around his eyes, and realized that he had started to cry a little too. He didn't want to look anymore.

Freddy quickly turned and started running as far away from the swirly tree as he could. He soon found a black square, flickering, and he touched it. He went up to the second glitch, and going into a glowing white circle took him back to the first. He touched an orange blobby shape and he was back in the 3D World.

When Freddy came out of the glitched object, he found himself in a boat. He looked around and saw that he was in a small area, with seemingly no way out.

"Oh, no," Freddy gasped. "It happened... I'm trapped..." He started feeling his heart go a mile a minute.

"Freddy?" said a voice behind him.

"GAH!" Freddy cried, turning around and jumping back. But then he realized that it was just Toy Freddy.

"Toy Freddy!" he said, sighing with relief. "You scared me!"

"I am sorry, Freddy," said Toy Freddy. "Are you all right? You were in the game's code for quite a while."

"Yeah, I was," said Freddy. "I... I was... in the... third glitch down, and..."

Toy Freddy instantly looked concerned. "You did not descend another glitch, did you?"

"No, no!" said Freddy. "If I had, I... wouldn't be..." He swallowed shakily. "Anyways, I had just... seen what would have happened... if I died going down... I mean, if I did go down... displayed on a tree."

"Oh?" said Toy Freddy. "And what happened?"

Freddy said nothing, looking at the bottom of the boat and trembling.

"Freddy?" said Chica in worry.

Freddy then welled up and burst into tears.

"Oh, Freddy..." Chica sat down beside him and hugged him. "What's wrong?"

"It..." Freddy paused and took a deep breath. "The... fourth glitch... was so... terrifying..."

"What happened?" Chica asked him. "Did you want to talk about it?"

"... It would probably be better," said Freddy, "just to get it off my chest. So... I looked, and... I was in a red forest, and there was a red pool of water there, and there was this red man with the head of a crocodile, called Old Man Consequences, and he said that... there wasn't any way out of the glitch from there... and a different thing I did... was that I walked around the lake, until I fell in and I drowned... and then, I saw a guy with his arms around two others, staring at a white screen, and the background was flashing with colors, and... and... it was just so confusing and overwhelming and terrifying..."

"Oh... well, there's no need to be frightened," said Chica soothingly. "You did see what would have happened, true, but that didn't happen. You're here, with friends, and people who love you. You're not alone."

Freddy sighed shakily. "Yeah, you're right. I just overreacted there." He wiped the tears from his eyes and leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees.

"So chin up," said Chica encouragingly, smiling at him. "We're almost done our quest."

Freddy looked at her and smiled back. "Yeah. Yeah, all right. Let's do this."

"That's the spirit!" said Chica cheerfully, patting Freddy on the back.

Freddy saw a button, rode over to it, and pressed it. Suddenly, one of the rocks bordering him sunk into the water, revealing a way out.

"Awesome!" said Freddy. "Now we can get out! But I'm still not sure what else we're supposed to be doing..."

"Um, Freddy?" said Haunted Chica. "There's the pig that Fredbear mentioned over there!" He pointed to a giant pig standing in from of a large, golden key. The pig was pink, but had many green and brown patches dotting his body. His body structure didn't seem that much different from Bubba's, but his head was definitely different. The pig was named "Porkpatch".

"Oh, boy," said Freddy. "Well, he's guarding a key, and that looks important, so we should go fight him."

"Hell yes we should go fight him!" said Springtrap. "I'll springlock him just like I did his brother!"

"Uh, Bubba was a bear, and Porkpatch is a pig," said Haunted Chica, as if it was obvious. "So they're not technically 'brothers'."

"What-the hell-ever," said Springtrap, rolling his eyes. "Their bodies are the same."

"Well, that ain't enough to give them corresponding species!" said Haunted Chica, sighing.

Freddy rode his boat over to Porkpatch.

"Porkpatch!" said Haunted Chica. "If you could give us the key you're so clearly guarding, then that would be great. If you don't, then we are going to kill you."

Porkpatch gave a loud, snorting laugh.

"Porkpatch never give up key!" he said. "Porkpatch crush you like flies first!"

"Okay, if that's what you want," said Haunted Chica. "Works for us!"

"Get him, everybody!" Freddy yelled, pointing at Porkpatch commando-style.

Nightmare Bonnie, Phantom Mangle, and Haunted Chica used Pizza Wheel 2, and the pizzas rolled at Porkpatch and damaged him, but barely. The BossDrain-X shot out its lazer at him, and the Neon Bee and UFO shot at him repeatedly. Freddy threw his microphone along with Toy Freddy and Withered Freddy, Phantom Freddy used every ability he had to lower Porkpatch's stats, and Withered Chica and Mangle dropped two Prize Balls at his feet. The Prize Balls opened and a bunch of poppers came out. They flew up, stuck to Porkpatch, and then exploded.

"Porkpatch not afraid!" Porkpatch yelled, swiping his arm and taking out several party members. "Porkpatch gonna destroy you all!"

"Hey, you didn't call us 'puny animals'!" said Toy Chica. "I guess you are smarter than Bubba!"

Porkpatch paused. "You thought Porkpatch was smarter than Bubba?"

"Oh, yes," said Toy Chica seductively, stepping towards him and leaning against his leg. "You still refer to yourself in the third-person, true, but that doesn't matter. You're a big, strong animatronic like Bubba was," she continued, getting up onto his knee and rubbing his chest. "Only much more handsome..."

Porkpatch smiled and scratched the back of his head. "Aw, well..."

"What is she doing?" Bonnie muttered to Freddy.

"Just watch and learn, Bon," said Freddy back.

"And since you seem to be getting the message I'm sending you," Toy Chica pressed, "can you do me one teensy-weensy little favor for me? Pwetty pwease?" She looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes.

"What did you want Porkpatch to do?" Porkpatch asked her.

"I'd just like to have that big, glittery key behind you, there," said Toy Chica softly. "Think you can do that for me, Porkpatch?"

"Oh, I get it now," Bonnie whispered, smiling.

Porkpatch snorted. "No! Porkpatch is supposed to guard this key with Porkpatch's life and not let anyone take it! That includes chickens like you."

"Aww," said Toy Chica, "but do you think that you could make an exception in my case? I'd really, really like to have it. And I could make it up to you if you want..."

"Yeah?" said Porkpatch bluntly. "The one pulling the strings will have Porkpatch's head if Porkpatch fails to protect the key. How could you possibly make it up to Porkpatch?"

"Oh, I've got ways," said Toy Chica, smiling and winking at him. "Now, how about it, big guy? What do you say, huh?"

Porkpatch paused with indecision. He picked up Toy Chica in his giant mitt and set her down, then he looked back at the key behind him. Then he shook his head and looked forward again.

"No," said Porkpatch gruffly. "This key must be protected."

"Well, how about if I guard it for you, then?" Toy Chica offered. "I bet you've gotten tired of standing there all day, in the hot sun, in front of that key, right?"

Porkpatch paused, then nodded. "Kinda."

"Exactly!" said Toy Chica. "So, why not? I can take a few hours off your big, strong hands for you."

"All right, you've convinced Porkpatch," said Porkpatch. He picked up the key and handed it to Toy Chica. She smiled and stepped forward, eagerly reaching towards it.

Then, Porkpatch yanked the hand holding the key away and punched Toy Chica with his other fist, hard.

"... convinced Porkpatch that you are trying to trick Porkpatch!" Porkpatch shouted, throwing the key back behind him. "Porkpatch will never let anyone get by! Porkpatch will crush you all! Porkpatch-"

"-will be taking a nap, now," said Bonnie, throwing the KABOOM! at Porkpatch. The bomb hit him in the chest and exploded, knocking him back a few feet. JJ and Mangle threw a cluster of poppers at Porkpatch, and they stuck to him and then exploded.

Porkpatch grabbed JJ and bit her. Green bubbles started floating up from her, and Porkpatch threw her back to the other party members.

"Oh, no!" said Toy Freddy. "He has Toxic Bite as one of his powers!"

"Gee, y'think?" said Endo2.

Freddy used Birthday to boost everyone's stats, and Toy Chica shot a waterhose at Porkpatch's face to stun him. Nightmare Foxy dropped some hot cheese on Porkpatch, Phantom BB hit him with a toxic balloon, and Haunted Chica shot a ghost Freddy at Porkpatch, freezing him momentarily.

"This is our chance!" Freddy yelled as the BossDrain-X started zapping Porkpatch in the face with its lazer. "Hit him with everything you've got!"

Nightmare and Golden Freddy summoned six stormclouds over Porkpatch's head together, and the clouds started zapping Porkpatch with lightning, also decreasing his defense. Fredbear and Nightmare Fredbear dug their teeth into his patched-up hide, and Withered Chica opened up a red and yellow striped prize ball, sending five balloons swarming out and striking Porkpatch.

Unfrozen, Porkpatch grabbed Fredbear and Nightmare Fredbear in each of his hands and crushed them up in his grasp. Then he stomped on Withered Chica, breaking her.

"Porkpatch is defeating you!" Porkpatch yelled.

"You got that wrong!" said Bonnie, using Bash Jam along with Toy Bonnie. Spring Bonnie and Funtime Foxy quickly used Cosmic Song, and dozens of meteors rained down onto Porkpatch.

"He is weakened!" said Toy Freddy. "His health has now fallen at 45%!"

"Then it's time for me to take action!" said Endoplush, and he jumped up, shooting out a giant waterhose at Porkpatch. The waterhose struck him and drenched him, but it didn't kill him.

"Why did you do that?!" Endo2 yelled. "You know very well that Waterhose abilities don't work on bosses!"

"But it was Waterhose 2!" said Endoplush helpfully.

"Yeah, well, that don't cut the mustard, shrimp," said Endo2, summoning three endoskeletons to shoot at Porkpatch. Endo1 summoned three more.

Porkpatch took out all the endoskeletons with one swipe of his hand.

"Goddamn you!" Withered Bonnie yelled at him. "Why don't you just give up the key, you wimp?!"

Porkpatch gasped in fury.

"Porkpatch is no wimp!" Porkpatch roared. "Porkpatch is a powerful guardian!"

"If by 'powerful guardian', you mean, 'generic loser who can't tell right from wrong', then yeah, you are," said Bonnie.

Toy Chica laughed.

Porkpatch let out a bleating shriek of fury and bit Bonnie, poisoning him. Bonnie retaliated by biting Porkpatch back, on the nose, and Toy Chica quickly healed Bonnie with some cupcakes.

"Ye can't stand up ta alluvus, landlubber!" Nightmare Foxy yelled, jumping onto Porkpatch's back and driving his hook into his forehead. Porkpatch roared and thrashed around. Foxy and Withered Foxy joined Nightmare Foxy, jabbing Porkpatch with their hooks and cutting away at him.

"His health is now at 20%..." Toy Freddy muttered.

Withered Chica opened a prize ball 2, generating a swarm of Freddles. Nightmare Freddy added a bunch of his own, and the Freddles swarmed over Porkpatch, biting him repeatedly.

"10%..."

Haunted Chica, RWQFSFASXC, and Golden Freddy sent three ghost Freddys at Porkpatch, freezing him with the hot cheese still wounding him.

"5%..."

"Shut up!" Porkpatch yelled wearily, swiping his fist at Toy Freddy and taking him out. He then flailed his hands around his back, knocking Foxy and Nightmare Foxy off but destroying Withered Foxy.

"And for the finishing touch..." Withered Bonnie crouched and leaned forward, his eye twinkled, and a massive eye beam shot out from it. "HAVE AT YOU!"

The beam hit Porkpatch in the chest, and he exploded, pieces of his skin and endoskeleton flying out and splashing into the water.

"All right!" said Freddy. "Nice one, Withered Bonnie! I didn't know that the eye beam could be that powerful!"

"Eh, well, it has a chance of happening, and he was low on health," said Withered Bonnie, dusting his shoulder off. "Besides, he ticked me off."

"Maybe that's a good thing," said Freddy, looking around at the scattered pieces of Porkpatch. He then walked up to the glowing golden key and picked it up. He turned back to the party and held it above his head.

"THE KEY IS OBTAINED!" he yelled triumphantly.

The rest of the party cheered.

"Now, let's go unlock those locks Fredbear was talking about!" said Freddy.