Dimensional Distortion

Summary- Deidara and his partner Miharu get caught in a dimensional distortion and end up at Hogwarts.

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto of Harry Potter

A/N- Done with the rewrites, obviously. It actually didn't take as long as I thought I would. And sorry for the long wait for this chapter! School started again and I ond't get much time anymore.

Chapter 9: Unstable

Deidara's mind went blank as his lips touched Miharu's. He had forgotten why he kissed her in the first place, but that didn't matter now. What mattered was that she was actually kissing him back. Deidara inwardly smirked. His feelings weren't one-sided after all.

Suddenly a loud shriek came from the door way. Deidara and Miharu quickly pulled away from each other blushing furiously. Deidara was pretty annoyed. How dare this person interrupt them? He looked over to see Pansy close to tears. His eyes darkened. He really wanted to kill this girl.

Instead of getting angry at Deidara, Pansy surprised them both by glaring at Miharu. Her whole body was shaking as she started to cry. "You kissed my boyfriend, you whore!" she screamed.

The blush was gone from Miharu's face. Her expression was now impassive which just added to Pansy's rage. Miharu was an S-class criminal that could kill in the blink of an eye. What the hell did she care if this girl didn't like her? Back at home, almost everyone hated her for being an Akatsuki member.

Pansy's anger increased rapidly when Miharu showed no reaction to her insults. She raised her wand at Miharu and tried to curse her. Before the spell left her lips, however, her wand arm exploded. Pansy screamed in pain and clutched her bleeding amputated arm.

The explosion caught Miharu completely off guard. She turned to Deidara for an explanation and found him glaring at Pansy as if he hoped his glare could kill her. "Dei-kun?" she called tentatively. She had never seen him get this mad before. It started to scare her.

Deidara's eyes snapped to hers and what she saw unnerved her. In his eyes she saw a flurry of emotions. She saw rage, hate, concern, passion, and something else she couldn't identify. He stared walking toward her and she took a step back. He was unstable right now and potentially dangerous.

He grabbed Miharu's arm and gave her a hug and gently nuzzled her face. "You're mine," he whispered possessively, "I won't let anyone hurt you, yeah." Miharu blushed. He was never this forward before. She turned toward Pansy. She watched her slowly dying. She had a fearful look in her eyes and couldn't stop crying.

"She's dying," Miharu stated monotonously. She didn't really care for the girl, but they had to either heal her or get rid of her to stay at Hogwarts. She had a distinct feeling that Dumbledore would not forgive them for hurting his students. And if they found some way back to their own dimension, their relationship would never be able to continue. The leader would make sure of that.

Deidara's eyes went back to their normal color and glanced over at Pansy's dying form. "Where do we hide her, yeah?"

Pansy looked from Miharu to Deidara with fear in her eyes. As they approached her, she tried running away. She didn't get very far because of her blood loss so she stumbled and fell. Deidara picked her up roughly and turned to Miharu.

Miharu led the way all the way inside the Forbidden Forest. 'This place is forbidden, so no on should find her here' she thought as she made her way to the heart of the forest. Using her chakra, Miharu quickly dig a ditch in the ground.

Deidara unceremoniously dropped Pansy into the hole. "She'll eventually die from the blood loss, yeah" he said, "And if that doesn't work, she'll suffocate anyways."

As they started burying her, Pansy looked up at Deidara with terror in her eyes. "Please…don't do this" she whispered.

Deidara paused for a moment to give Pansy a cold stare. "I told you the night I met you that I would kill you if you didn't stay away, yeah" he said with a cold smile.


Severus Snape made his way toward the Self- Defense class. He sent Pansy to give a note to the blond professor and she never came back. How long does it take to deliver a bloody note?! Severus rolled his eyes. She was probably throwing herself at the Deidara at this very moment.

As soon as he stepped in the classroom, he immediately stepped in a small puddle. Snape growled and turned the lights on.

His vision was met with red. Red everywhere. Splattered on the walls, on the floor, and now on his shoes. "What the hell?!"

What was going on? Why was there blood everywhere? And where the hell was Deidara?!

Severus ran out of the room to get Dumbledore.


Miharu and Deidara sat on the fresh mound of dirt. As of tonight, no one would ever know where Pansy was buried. Miharu sighed. "We should go back and get rid of the blood." Deidara nodded and started walking back toward the castle. He hadn't said one word to Miharu since he amputated Pansy's arm. Miharu frowned. Had she done something to make him mad? She blushed as she remembered what he said to her. You're mine…no one will ever hurt you. Normally she would have punched Deidara into the next century for treating her like a trophy to be won, but she had to admit, she liked feeling wanted. Especially by Deidara. But now, he was acting differently.

Deidara realized from the moment Pansy threatened Miharu, that he was in love with her and that he never wanted to leave her. He considered telling her his feelings earlier, but changed his mind because of the situation. He could just see it now: Deidara and Miharu standing over Pansy's lifeless body. "I love you Miharu" he whispered. Deidara's mouth twitched into a smile. Proclaiming his love to her over a dead body? How romantic.

Deidara entered the classroom, ready to clean, and froze. At the front of the classroom were Dumbledore and that greasy git, Snape. Deidara was suddenly aware that he and Miharu were covered in dirt and sweat. Oh shit.

End of the Chapter

I must say that I had a fun time writing this chapter! And it looks as if Deidara and Miharu are caught. Ha ha ha. What do you guys think? Should Miharu and Deidara get kicked out or stay? Not that your opinion matters anyways because I already know what's going to happen.

Hina Ichigo