Hollow yawned as he opened his front door, holding two bags of rubbish in his right hand. He took one step out before realising there was quite a large package at the door labelled to his address. On the top of the box were the words 'Care Package'. Hollow dumped the rubbish in the neighbour's yard, grabbed the package and walked back inside the house. As Hollow entered the living or relaxing room as most of the others dubbed it, he pressed a button on the wall before grabbing a microphone.
"Attention ladies and gentlemen there is a package of goodies for everyone in the living room. If you don't want your package to be thrown out get here in the next five minutes thank you." Hollow placed the package on the coffee table before he pulled a chair up to said table and sat down. Soon everyone was in here, most holding mugs of coffee. Once they had all sat down Hollow looked at them.
"Okay so I don't know who this is from or what it contains or how they found out where I live but this letter in my hand," Hollow waved said letter above his head for a few minutes, "Will explain everything." At that everyone looked a bit sceptical. Hollow then opened the letter with a knife and began to read aloud.
"We at Phoenix Warehouse Productions would like to thank Hollow for doing this story. And as our way of saying thanks, we are including a care package with the following. Okay then." Hollow muttered as he placed the letter on his lap and opened up the package before he began to read what said package contained.
"For Ruby: The new Laser Sight upgrade for Crescent Rose." Hollow said as he handed the now eager girl said weapon attachment. Ruby took the attachment, dashed off to her room and came back, Crescent Rose in hand.
"For Weiss: The Complete Works of Bach and Beethoven." The young Huntress took the works with interest and began to go over them though still tuned into the conversation.
"For," Hollow stopped as he struggled to keep in a laugh which would also turn into a howl, "For Blake: The complete Icha Icha Series Signed Gold Editions." Blake, who easily translated the words blushed a bright red and quickly snatched the series into her arms, making a note to read it in private later.
For…oh. For Jaune: Yours will be delivered at a later chapter we are still working on it. Chapter? This is an episode or whatever people call it Jesus." Hollow looked at the next name on the list before he peeked inside the package. He then waved Nora closer before he spoke.
"For Nora: A Baby Battle Sloth." Everyone froze before their heads turned to the hammer wielding student who had a huge smile of glee on her face. Hollow reached into the package before pulling out a sleeping baby sloth. Nor squealed and hugged the animal close to her body. Ren on the other hand was already dreading the outcome of the baby sloth.
"For Ren: A Better Health Cook Book and 20 types of green tea." At this Ren sighed in relief at something that would help him while his three teammates cheered.
"For…oh god Jaune you're going to love this. For Pyrrha: Pics of Jaune Growing up, I.E. the Shots Jaune Pics." Jaune blushed a dark red before he groaned into his palms, while Pyrrha giggled before accepting the folder. Hollow looked at the letter again and his eyes widened slightly.
"Huh there's even gifts for you guys. For Roman: A box of Cuban Cigars." Roman's face lit up as he accepted the very expensive box full of expensive cigars. Hollow looked at the list again before he burst out laughing. Everyone was confused before Hollow handed the letter to Yang who read the next gift aloud.
"For Cinder: A New Dildo to help you loosen up." Silence was held as everyone glanced at the fiery villain who looked like he wanted to strangle whoever sent the gifts, though she still took the wrapped box. Hollow took back the letter before he read aloud the next gift so as to avoid another fight.
"To Mercury: Play Faunus Magazine subscription." Emerald looked at her partner who was blushing a beet red as he took the package and admitted to his partner that he didn't like the magazine. On the inside, he was dancing with joy.
"To Emerald: $3,000 and a new strap on, go get your woman NOW!" Emerald blushed a beet red before she took said package and money before she grabbed Cinder and dragged her off. Everyone watched them go before Ruby spoke up.
"What's a strap on?" Hollow quickly moved on so that no one would destroy the young girls' innocence.
"For Neo: a bottomless tub of Neopoliten Ice Cream." The mute villain eagerly took said tub, grabbed the spoon which Hollow offered and began to eat away.
"Oh, boy this is going to be a mouthful. To the Members Current/Former and Enemies of Overwatch: We are sad to say we are not that familiar with you However we are sending each of you a coupon good for one Multy Verse Item. These Items can be from any dimension that has been discovered. Ask Hollow for Help with finding one. We'll save that for a later date." Hollow said as he handed Ana said coupon. Everyone was a bit excited for their gifts and were about to go when the doorbell rang. Hollow jogged to the door and opened it up to see a man, older and taller than him, with grey hair, a goatee, a light greyish blue dress shirt and white dress vest. Said man was holding a package.
"And you are?" Hollow asked.
"I'm Adrian. This is for you. I just need you to sign here and we're all good." The man, Adrian explained as he held a package under his right arm and a clipboard in the other. Hollow hesitantly took the pen before he signed the clipboard before he took the package from Adrian.
"Pleasure doing business." Adrian said before he walked back to the van. Hollow watched Adrian go before he walked back inside, package in hand. When he reached the living room he sat down and picked up the letter on top of the package. He opened the letter and read aloud for the others.
"I realized I forgot your gift as well Hollow, and I am, sending part of Jaune's gift now." Hollow raised an eyebrow at the fact he got a gift before he opened up the package and read the first gift aloud.
"To Hollow: A crate of nanites that when activated will cover your furniture and electronics and repair them as long as a total of 1 sq ft remains." Hollow read before his face brightened.
"YES!" Hollow cheered. No more broken furniture was a plus for him. That and he broke Sparky's bank account when he was buying new furniture. Ruby decided to take it from there as she had calmed down from receiving the new weapon attachment and Hollow looked like he wasn't calming down any time soon.
"To Jaune: A Wristband that will allow you to tap into your counter parts semblances, only limit is 3-dimensional counter parts can be accessed at one time. Right now, you are locked into Immortal, Regeneration, and the counter part from the universe you are watching... am sorry but these were the easiest to program in." Everyone looked at Jaune then Hollow.
"So…I'm alive in this story?" Jaune asked and Hollow, who had just realised what the wristband could do, nodded.
"Yes." Hollow stated before he discreetly set the wristband so that Jaune couldn't access said form. Jaune didn't have to know his others sins just yet.
"Any way why don't you guys go set up for the next episode and I'll be there soon." Hollow said and they all nodded before they all left the room, talking excitedly about their gifts.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna have to grab Emerald and Cinder. Any way guys I hope you enjoyed this little breather chapter. If you all want to send some gifts or questions for the characters feel free to do so and they can answer to the best of their abilities. Don't worry I'll erase their memories so that they don't get suspicious of what's going on and won't kill me. Any way guy's I am Hollow Six-O-Nine and I am signing out. PEACE!"
