DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS
A/N: Story Idea Inspired by CMR Rosa

"Ah thanks man for treating me to dinner, Dipper!" Wendy thanked as she took a bite out of her burger. "That fancy stuff they had at that party was good and all but it wasn't very filling!"

"Yeah never could understand fancy food myself," Dipper lied. Ever since he started working for Pacifica he's developed a taste for the rich foods that he never thought that he would ever get the chance to try. But of course since Wendy doesn't like them he doesn't as well. At least for right now.

"But I must say your gal-pal pays you really well," Wendy said after taking another bite. "I don't suppose you could hook me up with a job?"

"Well Pacifica runs a tight ship I doubt she'd hire someone who likes to slack off as much as you," Dipper quickly stuffed his mouth with food realizing that he just said something insulting that might have offended her.

"Yeah that's probably why I'm still at the Mystery Shack," Wendy laughed. Dipper breathed a sigh of relief that Wendy wasn't upset about his remark. "Hey Dipper you got a little something over there," Wendy told him pointing to her face.

Dipper quick began wiping the general area on his face. "Did I get it?"

"No, no it's over there," Wendy pointed. "Here let me get it." she said getting ready to wipe his face with a napkin.

"No, no I've got it," Dipper blushed with embarrassment. There's no way he's going to let Wendy wipe his face like some baby.

"Oh don't be such a baby," Wendy said sweetly as she began wiping his face. "Hum stubborn little stain here. Let's try this." Then to Dipper's surprise she licked the side of his face! But that wasn't the end of it, she tilted his head and gave him a soft, gentle kiss on the lips. Dipper closed his eyes, savoring ever second. Feeling the warmth and love that he didn't get from kissing Pacifica. After awhile Wendy pull out of the kiss and Dipper slowly opened his eyes only to find to his horror, Pacifica standing in front of him!

"A kiss is just a kiss," Pacifica preached as she began laughing cruelly at him. The sounds of her laughter echoed in his mind, affecting him right into his core! Dipper cupped his ears begging for her to stop!


Dipper gasped opening his eyes! Then breathing a sigh of relief, realizing that it was only a dream. Looking at the clock he could see that it was only 1:30 in the morning. Across from him Mabel still slept soundly. Dipper tried to go back to sleep but his anxieties prevented him from doing so. Not wanting to disturb his sister, Dipper made his way the to the goofing off spot. Lucky for him there's still one can of soda left. After popping it open Dipper took a long gulp hoping that it could help him relax. As he drank he recalled what really happened after the party. He and Wendy manage to get a ride to the diner but just as their food arrived Manly Dan showed up to take his daughter home. Not wanting to leave Dipper alone, and feeling a little peckish himself, he joined them for dinner. Effective destroying Dipper's chances of making this his first real date. Not that it mattered because the whole time all he could think about was the kiss. "Yeah Pacifica's lips felt just like that," he said softly tracing the rim of the can. "And why am I thinking about that!"

"So how's your first kiss?" Tyrone's ghostly voice suddenly spoke into his ear.

"Tyrone! Give a guy a little warning before you do that!" Dipper yelped. "You nearly gave me a heart attack."

"Hey I'm a ghost, it's my job to spook and scare," Tyrone pointed out. "Anyways that's besides the point. I warned you not to underestimate her! And now she has the book!"

"Look is this going to be an I told you so visit," Dipper pouted. "Because if it is then you might as well just disappear now. I feel bad enough as it is!"

Tyrone sighed, "Look Dipper I won't say I told you so, even though I did just now, but really you are in over your head. How are you planing to deal with this?"

"I don't know," Dipper admitted, "don't suppose you have any suggestions?"

"Hey maybe you can use your charm to get her to fall in love with you so she'll give you the book back," Tyrone suggested.

"Really," Dipper said cynically.

"Sorry man, but I'm just a spirit guide and to be honest Pacifica scares me," Tyrone cringed. "But don't worry I have faith in you man. Just hang in there." Tyrone smiled giving him the thumbs up as he faded away again. Dipper sighed sadly as he finished off the last of his soda.

Dipper wasn't the only one having trouble sleeping that night. Miles away at the Gleeful residence Lil Gideon sat at his desk going through his Number 2 Book. "I can't believe it!" Gideon snapped. "A whole book of magical trinkets and monsters and there's nothing here that can help me get the Mystery Shack!" After his little tantrum he went over to his model of the shack.

"Don't give up Gideon I'm still waiting for you to come rescue me," Gideon squeaked playing with the Mabel doll. "Never fear my sweet! I'll never give up, I shall prevail somehow! This I swear!" Gideon laughed manically until his stomach rumbled. "But first a midnight snack." Gideon made his way to the kitchen where he found his father making a sandwich.

'Hey Gideon you want to join me for a little night time munchies and tv?" His father cheerfully asked.

"No I don't want to join you!" Gideon snapped. "But I do want that sandwich." he said in his sweet voice. Buddy happily complied cutting his sandwich in half and giving some to his son. "So what are you watching?"

"Oh it's this documentary about perfume," Buddy said.

"Perfume huh," Gideon said with interest. Not for himself but he knew that girls tend to go gaga for that stuff. "And some forms of perfume were believed to be some type of aphrodisiac..." the narrator went on. "Hey dad what's an aphrodisiac?" Gideon asked in his innocent childlike voice.

"Well it's sort of, a kind of, uh..." Buddy trying to find the right words to explain.

"Spill it old man!" Gideon snarled.

"To put it simply a love potion," Buddy finally said.

"Love potion," Gideon pondered for a second before running back to his room. Flipping through the pages of his Book 2 he stopped at this one page he kept overlooking. "Ah here we go. 'This strange flower only blooms once every ten years, but it seems that the scent it creates acts as a powerful aphrodisiac.' To think that I had the answer this whole time if only I knew what that word meant. Guess I should have paid more attention at school, oh well. Just you wait Mabel soon you will be mine!" Gideon laughed manically.

The following morning Gideon grumbled and complained as he trekked through the woods. He hated coming out here but the prize is worth it. "Ah there you are my pretty," Gideon grinned as he stood before the plant in his book. And just as it said today was the day it would bloom. "Pretty flowers but how do I know that you will work?" Gideon wondered. Just then a Deer approached the flower getting ready to eat it. Then a puma showed up wanting to eat the deer! As the two creatures got close to the flower they started sniffing the blossoms. Gideon stood in wonder as the two animals had hearts in their eyes and ran off together. "So I'm guessing it does work!" Breaking out his trademark Lil Gideon gasmask, after all he didn't want to be affected himself, he slowly approached the flowers and picked every single one of them.

Quickly heading home he brought the flowers to his room where he had his official Lil Gideon chemistry set all set up. Carefully following the instructions, he mixed a small bottle of perfume. "Alright now to test it," he said as he went over to this cage with a parrot and a small rat inside. Spraying both with the perfume. Just like with the deer and the puma, the rat and parrot soon had hearts in their eyes and began hugging. "Yes! Mabel I'm coming for you my sweet!" Gideon cheered as he ran out his house.

Miles away at the Mystery 'S'hack, Mabel felt a cold chill run up her spine. "Brr, hey Soos did you tamper with the AC again it's freezing in here and I'm wearing a sweater!"

"I'll look into it pint size," Soos promised.

"Weird I feel fine," Dipper commented. Until Pacifica and her cronies barged into the store. "And now I'm not."

"Hey Pacifica what brings you here?" Mabel asked trying to sound friendly.

"Yeah I mean I'm not due to be at your place until later," Dipper said nervously.

"Oh Dipper it's nothing I just wanted to have a game with you before work," Pacifica said in her usual haughty tone.

"A game?" Gruncle Stan scoffed at the little girl. "Sorry missy but my nephew is way behind in his work. Especially since you've already been taking too much of his time already."

Pacifica snapped her fingers and one of her girls brought out a fancy looking chess set. "Victorian Chess set, hand carved ivory with gold lining." Pacifica said showing off the beautifully made pieces. "Yours if your nephew can beat me. If not I get him for an additional week."

"Ha you think I'm going to jump in like that," Stan laughed, but then quickly pulled Dipper of to the side. "You can beat her right?" he whispered.

"Well I did beat her once," Dipper said softly. "But I lost twice!" he quickly added though he hated admitting it.

"Good enough for me. Ok game on!" Stan declared.

They cleared a space on the table and the two participants set up their side and the battle for the board began. Off to the side Mabel was going her best to cheer her brother until everyone told her to be quiet.

***1 Hour Later***

Everyone held their breaths as Dipper captured Pacifica's queen. Soos happy whispering play by plays like he's some kind of announcer using a hot dog as his microphone. Taking a bite every time one of the pieces gets captured.

***Another Hour Later After That***

Wendy started yawning. She prefers games with a little more noise and action so chess really isn't her thing. How she wishes that she could go to her goofing off spot but with everyone here there's no way she could sneak off. Still Dipper does look kind of cute and cool when he's concentrating so hard. Makes him seem more mature.

***2 More Hours of Exciting Chess Action Later***

Mabel sat on the couch snoring loudly, unable to handle so much excitement. And she wasn't the only one Gruncle Stan went over to the living room to watch his British soap operas, Pacifica's goons were criticizing the cheap merchandise in the store (even though they bought a couple of shirts and ear rings), Wendy just sat at the register like a statue, even Soos stopped announcing the game and started narrating himself making a sandwich.

***Much More Time Passes (sorry {yawn} even I lost track of time)***

"I don't believe it!" Pacifica screamed catching everyone's attention.

"What is it over?" Mabel asked rubbing the sleep from her eyes.

"Who won? Please be the boy, please be the boy!" Gruncle Stan whispered with his fingers crossed.

"So now we approach the conclusion of this exciting game," Soos announced now using his sandwich as his new microphone.

They all gathered around and saw that chess board had only two pieces left. Both Pacifica and Dipper only had their Kings still in play.

"So what does that mean?" Mabel asked tilting her head.

"It means a draw," Wendy explained. "Kings cannot capture another King."

"Does this mean that they're going to play again," Mabel complained.

"Of course!" Both Pacifica and Dipper said at the same time, eyeing each other with contempt. Causing everyone in the room to groan at the twos competitive spirit. At that point they all heard a knock at the door after which Gideon then came crashing in.

"Hey everybody it's Little ol me," he announced.

"What are you doing here you snot nose little troll?" Stan grunted. After having to endure that chess match he was feeling a bit cranky.

"Oh Stanford I'm just here to give your lovely niece a gift," Gideon said holding up pretty little wrapped up box with a cute bow. "This isn't some nefarious scheme against your family," he insisted.

"Ugh Gideon what do you want?" Mabel asked after hearing her name.

"Here as a token of my affection," Gideon said handing her the present. Mabel eyed it suspiciously before opening it. "It is a rare and valuable perfume made from a special flower that I had custom made just for you my sweet." Gideon explained.

"Rare and Valuable Perfume huh," Pacifica said grabbing the bottle from Mabel. "It'll be shame to have it wasted on you," Pacifica laughed as she started spraying it on herself.

"Pacifica are we playing or what?" Dipper called out to her.

"Fine I'm coming!" Pacifica said tossing the bottle to one of her posse. As the scent of the perfume kicked in her eyes became like hearts as she gently floated over to Dipper's side. "Say instead of chess how about we do something more interesting Dipper darling?"

"No actually I just want to play chess," Dipper said feeling a little weirded out by Pacifica new attitude.

"Alright ," Pacifica pouted as they resumed their game. As the game continued Dipper quickly noticed that Pacifica wasn't playing up to par. It was too easy, in fact it was almost like playing with Mabel. Even more odd was that Pacifica's henchgirls have suddenly became Dipper fangirls! "Ooh he just captured another piece," one of the girls cheered. "Yes he's unstoppable!" the other said.

"You know I think I need to go to the bathroom!" Dipper cried wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible.

"I'll come with you!" one of the girls said grabbing his arm. "No I'll take him!" the other insisted grabbing his other arm. "Hey girls, let him go this instant!" Pacifica ordered. But her two underlings refuse to listen to her, one even stuck her tongue out at her.

Dipper wasn't the only one who noticed the girls strange behavior. Gideon stood there in amazement seeing how effective the perfume was working and figuring that this is his big chance to finally get Mabel! He snuck over to where the perfume bottle was and quickly picked it up.

"Hey Gideon!" Mabel called out startling him. "What are you doing?"

"Oh Mabel," Gideon started sweating. "Nothing just getting your present back." showing her the perfume bottle. "You want to try some?"

"No way, anything from you is always trouble," Mabel shook her head.

"Ah come on I'm sure your view will change after one little whiff," Gideon said rather sinisterly as he sprayed the perfume right into Mabel's eyes. "Oops, uh sorry Mabel!"

"Aaah! MY EYES!" Mabel screamed in pain stepping backwards, accidentally bumping into someone.

"Hey watch where your going you clumsy oaf!" Pacifica said.

"Sorry my fault," Mabel apologized as she opened her eyes. Getting a good whiff of the perfume along with a good look at Pacifica. "Whoa, Pacifica I never realized how beautiful your hair looks." Mabel swooned playing with Pacifica's hair. Gideon facepalmed himself at this outcome.

"Yes it's about time to realized that but please let go," Pacifica said trying to get out of Mabel's grip. "I need to get those two away from my Dipper!"

"Dipper! Dipper! It's always Dipper!" Mabel angrily stomped on the ground. "What about Mabel! I didn't even get to go to your party!" she cried hugging Pacifica tightly.

Pacifica look around the room and saw that Dipper and the two girls heading up stairs. "Alright fine! Help me get those two away from your brother and I'll...I'll...I'll let you spend the night over at my place!" Pacifica promised. Mabel squealed with delightful joy as she and Pacifica ran after Dipper.

"Did any of that seem strange to you?" Wendy said asking no one in particular.

"When those two are involved, nothing really strikes me as strange," Soos commented.

"What so strange about that? Dipper is just a natural ladies man just like I was at his age!" Stan declared.

"Really?" the two said sounding not at all convinced.

"No," Stan admitted. Just then he realized that in all this excitement he forgot to do something important. "Excuse me for a minute while I take out the trash!" One second later he dropped kicked Gideon out of the Mystery 'S'hack!

"Oh you'll pay for that Stanford," Gideon spat as he got back up. "But first I need to refine this so it's not so potent," Gideon said staring at the bottle. "Then Mabel and the Mystery Shack will be mine!" he began laughing manically.

Back inside the bathroom Dipper nervously paced around. Thankfully he was able to convince the girls to give him privacy in the bathroom even though they wanted to go inside with him. "Okay obviously Gideon had something to do about this," Dipper figured since this all started after he arrived. "But what did he do? Man I wish I still had my book!" he said. "Maybe you can get her to fall in love with you so that she'll give you the book back!" Tyrone's suggestion replayed in his mind. Recalling that Pacifica was also acting weird made him wonder if this was his chance. But first he's going to have to lose the goon squad. "Hey get away from there!" He heard Mabel scream on the other side of the door. Followed by the girls screaming in terror and the sound of people running away. Putting his ear against the door, trying to listen in at what's happening on the other side. At first he heard nothing but then a light knocking. "Mabel, is that you?" Dipper whispered opening the door, figuring that his sister is the only one who would knock first, but to his dismay he found Pacifica standing outside!

Pacifica forced her way into the bathroom and then locking the door behind her. "Alone at last," she said with a purr.

"Uh Pacifica if you needed to use the bathroom I should just give you some privacy," Dipper gulped trying to make his way to the door only to have her stand in his way.

"You know Dipper do you know why I came to visit you today?" Pacifica asked as she slowly made her way towards him.

"To play chess," Dipper choked as he backed away.

"That was just an excuse," Pacifica smiled. "Truth is ever since that kiss I couldn't get you out of my mind. And just had to see you again!"

"Pacifica you are not acting like yourself. Gideon must have done something to you and I need my book to help you!" Dipper insisted.

"Your book eh," Pacifica sneered. "As long as I have that you will never leave me. And I will never let that overgrown slacker have you!" Pacifica pushed Dipper against the wall. "If you want the book back promise that you'll be mine and seal it with a kiss." Pacifica leaned forward puckering up her lips.

Dipper struggled to get out of the way but she had him in a very strong grip, and let's face it he's not really all that strong to begin with. As Pacifica drew in closer the smell of the perfume began to affect him as well and soon he wanted to kiss her too. But all struggling he did earlier shook the wall behind him a bit causing one of the bottles in the medicine cabinet to tip over spilling the contents on Pacifica's head.

"Ack what is this stuff!" Pacifica screech sounding like her old self.

"Pacifica are you alright," Dipper asked.

"Fine!" she said pushing him back. "Ugh I can't believe that perfume made me...Gideon!" she screamed remembering who was responsible.

Dipper reached into the medicine cabinet and picked the bottle that spilled on them. "Gruncle Stan's aftershave," he said. "Of course the smell from this must have countered the perfume's!" Dipper deduced. Leaving the bathroom Dipper went after his sister and the two other girls. He immediately splashed the aftershave on them restoring their sanity.

"Now that everyone is back to normal, come on we're leaving!" Pacifica ordered. The two girls didn't question they just followed. "Oh and Dipper I have some urgent business that just came up so I'll give you the day off!" she said as she stormed out of the Mystery 'S'hack.

"I guess we get to keep the chess set," Stan said admiring the hand crafted masterpieces. Just then Pacifica kicked open the door. "He didn't win!" she reminded them all. Gruncle Stan mumbled in protest as he handed the valuable game back to her.

Somewhere in the middle of town Gideon grumbled as he exited the store. "Man what does a guy have to do to get his hands on some illegal chemicals!" He has been going around town trying to find a way to stabilize his perfume but no one would sell him the dangerous chemicals that he needed no matter how cute and charming he made his face appear. Actually they would have sold it to him if they had it, but a small town like Gravity Falls has no reason to stock the type of chemicals that he was looking for. As he rounded the corner a hand reached out, grabbing him, then throwing him against the wall. "Hey don't you know who I, I, I..." Gideon stuttered seeing Pacifica standing over him.

"Hello Gideon, fancy seeing you again so soon," Pacifica greeted.

"Why if it isn't Gravity Fall's sweet heart," Gideon started to sweat. Pacifica is one of the few people in town that not even he would dare offend. "So what can Lil ol me do for you?"

"That perfume you were going to give to Mabel. It made quite a mess of things. In fact it also messed up my own plans, and I want to know where you got it!" Pacifica said.

"Oh I just something I got out of a book," Gideon said trying not to give away too much.

"A book eh," she said with interest. "Tell me this book wouldn't happen to be leather bound journal with a number in a hand print?"

"How did you know?" Gideon gasped. Pacifica opened her jacket revealing Dipper's Book 3. "You have one too!" Gideon's eyes widen with disbelief.

Pacifica smiled, 'so he also has one.' she figured just as much. "Look Gideon I have no interest in these magical trinkets or those hidden monsters living among us. And I don't care about your issues with the Pines! But I do not appreciate being dragged into any of this! Understand?" Gideon nodded. "Good so just to make things clear. I have my own vendetta with them and the last thing I need is you messing things up! So I'll make a deal with you. You stay out of my way and not only will you have Mabel in your clammy little hands but this book as well." she said patting her jacket. "But get in my way again and I swear your next act will be that of a RODEO CLOWN!" she threatened. Gideon frantically nodded in agreement. "Good, we have an understanding," she said letting him go.

"You know missy just a bit advice. Dipper is one sharp cookie I doubt someone like you'll be able to outsmart him." Gideon taunted.

"Oh don't worry about little ol me. I can handle myself." Pacifica grinned snapping her fingers. "And just to remind you," she then pointed to her two cronies holding on to one of the ugliest, slobberious bulldog he'd ever seen.

"What's with the dog?" Gideon asked nervously.

"That is your new girlfriend," Pacifica said waving the bottle of perfume in front of his face. Gideon gasped in horror checking his pockets. Sure enough Pacifica had picked it right out of his pocket. Pacifica grinned as she poured the entire contents onto the dogs face. The dog shook the excess off then got a good look at Gideon. Gideon ran in terror as the love struck mutt with hearts in her eyes chased after him. While Pacifica and her cohorts were enjoying their handy work!