SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! Really I've tried so hard to update. But I have been sooo busy it's freakin' crazy.

I HATE MY LAPTOP. I was almost finished this chapter. Then

BOOM

It decides to piss me off and restart so NOTHING saved. :(
as well as a form I was filling out for my dance class :(

Also I've only seen this episode twice cause the recording of it failed or something. So I'm writing this by memory. So excuse me if this is all wrong or such and so.

When I first saw this episode I was like :D Cause I along with everyone else thought that when they were playing spin the bottle Blaine would kiss Kurt. But no, RACHEL gets all up on his grill and he's like "it felt good". :(
This episode made me hate Rachel Berry.
But I don't hate her ,well most of the time I don't.
Then Blaine was like Yep "I'm Gay 100% Gay.."
And all I could think was. What if soeone heard him saying this. Cause I'd be like
"That girl was all up on you 5 seconds ago and now your gay...I think I'm missing something here.."
THEN YAY! THERE COULD BE A CHANCE FOR THE HAPPY KLAINEBOWS AND ALL THINGS GAY AND KLAINE!

I don't own Glee 'cause if I did I wouldn't be writing a story about fictional characters on facebook and take almost a month to write another chapter.


Rachel Berry is throwing an awesome party and all New Directions + Klaine are invited! It's gonna ROCK!
Santana Lopez: And I thought you couldn't get anymore lame. But I got nothing better to do. It better be good man-hands There better be alcohal
('Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Lauren Zizes and 10 others like this)
Rachel Berry:
Ok..I'll get that.

Rachel Berry created the event The Rachel Berry House Party

Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang and 9 others are attending The Rachel Berry House Party

Nick Duval wants to PARTAY!
Jeff Sterling: Me also Nicholas..Me also...
Nick Duval: I'M gonna throw an EPIC DORM PARTY. YOU JEFFERY, WEVID AND I are gonna PARTY EPICLY HARD in my dorm and it's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME and Klaine and friends will regret choosing THEIR party. OUR EPIC PARTY will out-do all parties EVER. THEY'LL come back from their party IN DEPRESSION and WE'LL be still ECSTATIC from my EPIC DORM party and they won't be. AND WE'LL SAY IT WAS and WILL BE... EPIC.
Jeff Sterling: Nicely said Nickilicious, nicely said..
Wes Montgomery: Agreed Warbler Nick and Warbler Jeff.
David Thompson: What will we do at this EPIC party?
Nick Duval: I shall create the event for my EPIC party and you shall then see.
(Jeff Sterling likes this)

Nick Duval created the event The Nick Duval EPIC Dorm Party
Nick Duval
wrote on the wall of the event The Nick Duval EPIC Dorm Party
Nick Duval:
Here is what shall go down at my EPIC partayy

Pin the tail on the Wesley

Duck, Duck, Wesley

Ringa Ringa Wesley

Truth or Wesley

Never have I Wesley

Wesley Who?

Seven Minutes in Wesley (That one's for David;))

Spin the Wesley

Wesley-oake

I spy with my little Wesley

Wesley-Pong

(Jeff Sterling likes this)
Wes Montgomery:
WHAT THE HELL D:
(David Thompson likes this this)
Nick Duval:
Now now Wesley. I think this could be fun!
Jeff Sterling: ...David does anywways ;)
Blaine Anderson: What have I been reading? D: :O
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Nick Duval:
Classified information -Pants.
Wes Montgomery: ABUSE ABUSE! DAVID!
David Thompson: Please tell him that you're messing Nick..
Nick Duval: Why Yes Welsey I would never put YOU through that!... ;)

Jeff Sterling, Wes Montgomery and David Thompson are attending The Nick Duval EPIC Dorm Party

Kurt Hummel is gettin' ready for The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza.
Finn Hudson: dats grate dude. Now stp wit de harespray!
Kurt Hummel: Finn Hudson. My hairspray is to perfect my hair and perfection takes time.
Finn Hudson: mayb bt nt 2 owrs!
(Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and 'Puck' Puckerman like this)
Finn Hudson:
dude comon Blaine dsnt car wat ur hair looks lik!
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel:
RUN. FINN HUDSON. RUN.
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Boys! Stop your fighting and act like brothers!
Burt Hummel: Listen to her, boys!
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Kurt? Finn?
Burt Hummel: hmmm...
Nick Duval: THE WRATH OF KURT HUMMEL.
(Jeff Sterling, Wes Montgomery, Thad Hardwood and 23 others like this)

Blaine Anderson Has just arrived at the Hudmel Home to pick up Kurt.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)

Carole Hudson-Hummel KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL! WHERE HAVE YOU PUT FINN?
(Burt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel:
I... lost him?
('Puck' Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray and 9 others like this)
Blaine Anderson:
I found him! He was in the closet.
(Kurt Hummel, 'Puck' Puckerman, Mercedes Jones and 14 others like this)
'Puck' Puckerman:
Congratz dude ye finaly came out!
Santana Lopez: And with the help of Hobbit-McDapper-Pants
('Puck' Puckerman, Sam Evans, Artie Abrams land 8 others like this)
Finn Hudson:
nice goin hobbit.
Carole Hudson-Hummel: FINN! Don't talk to Kurt's friends like that!
(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this)
Nickilicious:
Oh dear Finnbar.. I'm guessing this may be hard to come to terms with. But just so you know, You're not alone. Doesn't mean we won't love you anyless.
('Puck' Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Jeffilicious and 23 others like this)
Finn Hudson:
dudes who i dont no.. im nt gay. nt dat i hav nytin agenst gays. im not gay.
Burt Hummel: Ok... Erm. Kurt I don't know if I should let you go to that party anymore.
Kurt Hummel: Dad. I wasn't going to do anthing. Then HE. TOUCHED. MY. HAIR.
Wes Montgomery: Bad move bro. No one touches the hair.
(Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, Nickilicious and 43 others like this)
Carole Hudson-Hummel:
Sorry Finn but you should know by now. That there's two things you don't touch.
1. Kurt's Hair.
2. Kurt's Clothes.
And because of what you called Blaine you are to drive home your friends just in case the party gets out of hand.
(Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel and 20 others like this)

Kurt Hummel Finn Hudson and Blaine Anderson just arrived at The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza!
1. What is she wearing?
2. Where is everyone?
3. What is she wearing?
4. What the hell is she wearing?
Nickilicious: I hope you have fun at YOUR party. While MY party will be so good.. It will be amazing.
Jeffilicious: Yes, yes Nicholas.. yes yes.
David Thompson: What with the 'ilicious'?
Nickilicious: Cause we're delicious ;D
Blaine Anderson: Yeah I'm sure you'd know if Jeffy is delicious ;)
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Nickilicious:
Goodbye Klaine.
Jeffilicious: Goodbye Klaine.
Nickilicious: Party Jeffrey?
Jeffilicious: PARTYIN' PARTYIN' YEAH! :D

Kurt Hummel Oh joy. just announced that Spin the Bottle is being played. :/
Wes Montgomery: What's your party like?
Kurt Hummel: It's interesting.. what about yours?
David Thompson: Wer're watching Finding nemo.
Jeffilicious: he.. touched the butt...
Nickilicious: And.. his dad is lookin' for him... if that was me i wouldn't be lookin for my son... he.. was.. naughty
David Thompson: STOP! Finding neom is a very inspirational and emotional movie. His Mom and silblings were eaten when he wasn't even born yet and he so he was born with a special fin. His dad was so damn over protective that he decided to rebel and touched the bottom of a boat and gets taken by a human and has to live in a fish tank in a dentist and has to find a way out all while his dad is looking for him!.. HOW DARE YOU!
Kurt Hummel: Ok.. David chill WESLEY COMFORT HIM!
Wes Montgomery: Davey. They are reunited the end! Don't worry David.. It ok.. :)
Nickilicious: So.. about Spin the bottle..
Jeffilicious: ..Kiss anyone Kurtsie?
Nickilicious: Maybe a clueless-dapper-hobbit that goes by the name of Blainey-boo.
Kurt Hummel: No.. They haven't even started playin' yet they're sayin they need a new bottle so there all passin' around a bottle of some interestingly coloured stuff.
David Thompson: Wait.. Is Blaine drunk?
Kurt Hummel: Yes. He was complaining to Finn about how tall he is. Then he started dancing like a crazy person!
Wes Montgomery: Never thought the day would come where Blaine Hobbit-McDapper Pants would be drunk.
(Nickilcious, Jeffilicious, David Thompson and 16 others like this)
Kurt Hummel:
Well he is. So I'll talk to you's later they're starting to play now.
Jeffilicious: Goodbye young Kurtie. Goodbye...

Blaine Anderson to Wes Montgomery WWwessly ddddddaved luvzz uuuuu xxxxooooxx
David Thompson: Yes I do Blainey now where are you?
Blaine Anderson: iiiiio dnuno loooooooolz
Wes Montgomery: Is Kurt with you?
Blaine Anderson: noooo imm chachachattin uuoop de gurl ioo kisd cccc iffffffg i cnnnnnnh get sum dij itzz lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzn- p-bo-ft0rojhuefusesguhso
David Thompson: Wait.. Wesley am I reading this right? Blaine Hobbit-McDapper-pants-who-loves-but-doesnt-love-Kurty-and-sings-to-gay-GAP-Employees-and-is-gay is chatting up a girl who he kissed and wants to get her number?
Wes Montgomery: I am unsure..
Kurt Hummel: It's all true. He's here with me, he's in my bed.
Wes Montgomery: Now, now Warbler Kurty please do not take advantage of the oppertunity to make gay babies with fellow warbler Blaine, especially in his drunken stage of unawareness. Thank you.
N-Dawg: :( I want gay Klaine babies :(
(Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and J-Dawg like this)
Kurt Hummel:
D: Why would think I would abuse my Best Friend? D: HOW.. whaa?
David Thompson: We're only messin' now lil' Kurty ;D
Kurt Hummel: Ok. Well I'll see you's on Monday gotta take care of Curly. :P

Rachel Berry sangg a cool song in gleee 2day calledfd blaine ooooposopoososps i meen blame ittt onn zee alcoohool lol
Wes Mongtomery: DAVID!
David Thompson: Yes..?
Wes Montgomery: Please read what has written on her status.
David Thompson: OH MY GOD!
Wes Montgomery: I KNOW.
David Thompson: This is unbelievable. I never would have thought..
Wes Montgomery: I know!
David Thompson: They sang BLAME IT ON THE A A A A A ALCOHOL!
Wes Montgomery: DAVID. COME TO MY DORM NOW. I am starting to question why I don't hit people using Smashy. :/

N-Dawg
Is missing his daily dose of Klaine.
(J-Dawg, David Thompson, Mercedes Jones and 12 others like this)
J-Dawg:
Where are the Klainebows? Where are the gay Klaine babies? Where is they hiding on this cold day?
Wes Montgomery: It has come to my attention that Klaine have been seen without each other. Blainers is aggresively trying to do his French homewrok withOUT the help of Warbler Kurty who has said to be fluent in French. Sobbing has been heard coming from Warbler Kurty's dorm. Neither have been on facebook today.
David Thompson: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! What has clueless dapper hobbit done now!
Wes Montgomery: Me no no.

Rachel Berry is going on a lovely date with the cutie-pie Blaine Warbler tonight. xoxo
Mercedes Jones: HOLD UP! You GO ON CHAT RIGHT NOW!


Chat

Rachel Berry

Make it quick Mercedes I need to get ready for my date!

Mercedes Jones

Ok let me get this straight.
You're going on a date with the competition?

Rachel Berry

Yes, but he has proved that he can be trusted by the way he has helped Kurt.

Mercedes Jones

Ok..
You're going on a date with a gay guy?

Rachel Berry

He is not gay he is probably bi-sexual or even straight.

Mercedes Jones

Ok no I don't think the same guy who named his favourite Vigue cover and read Patti LuPone's new book and piles hair gel on his hair AND sang to a gay GAP employee a very suggestive song is straight or bi?

Rachel Berry

That just means we have a lot in common. From what I heard he likes football. Finn likes football and Kurt doesn't. Finn is straight and Kurt is gay.

Mercedes Jones

Yeah and by doing that he's breakin' the stereo-type. Just because he's not completley a stereo-typical gay doesn't mean he isn't.
Also your going out on a date with the guy Kurt has been pining over for months?

Rachel Berry

Kurt will understand once he sees we're meant to be together. We were made for each other.

Mercedes Jones

I can't talk to you anymore.. One final thing.
You've taken away Finn from Kurt, which is understandable because Finn is straight, and you didn't do it gently or nicely at all.
You've taken all solos he'd be perfectly able to sing, I know this because he told me he blew the High F in Defying Gravity and I heard him singing Don't Rain on my Parade BETTER THAN YOU.

Rachel Berry

Impossible. If all your saying is just about my talent then why hasn't he gotten an solo in The Warblers if he really is 'better than me'

Mercedes Jones

This brings me to my next point.
Blaine. Blaine is the reason Kurt doesn't get solos. Yet Blaine is the reason Kurt is happy at Dalton and feels safe at Dalton and has once found hope in love.
You have just taken away his happiness, love and hope.
And he probably thinks you two have teamed up to make his life worse.
So I'm going over to Kurt's to talk to him because he is my Best Friend and I was talking to him already on the phone and he is crushed.
So please think about this and have a freakin' 'LOVELY' date with a gay Warbler.

Rachel Berry

Whatever. I need to be getting ready. You'll ALL SEE WE ARE MEANT TO BE.


Facebook

Brittany Pierce i iz singin tic toq by Ke$ha at de skool ting 2daa
Mike Chang: You kinda look like Kesha Brittany!
Brittany Pierce: shee lukz lyc me
Tina Cohen-Chang: I don't get why we're singing about drinkin and partyin and all at an assembly about Alcohol Awareness.
(Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang and 4 others like this)
Brittany Pierce:
Ke$ha s asum
'Puck' Puckerman: dont ask dweebs just b glad we dont hav to sing somthin lame.
(Sam Evans, Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams and 2 others like this)

N-Dawg What is this I was hearing about Blainey going on a date with a female?
(Trent Nixon, Thad Hardwood, J-Dawg and 11 others like this)
J-Dawg:
Noooooo I like gay Blaine!
(Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, N-Dawg and 12 others like this)
N-Dawg:
Ok Jeffy I am seriously questioning your sexuality. But I agree.
J-Dawg: We must make sure.
N-Dawg: We shall bring him naked girl pictures and then we shall wait for a reaction.
J-Dawg: And if he is interested we shall show him Kurt Hummel Single Ladies Video and see if he is interested.
N-Dawg: Oooh.. I feel so mysterious and spy-like ;D

Blaine Anderson I probably should have said this but I AM GAY so please no one else show me pictures of naked women or you shall face the wrath of Kurt Hummel because he's better at violence than I am.
(Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 10 others like this)
Agent Nicky:
Sorry Blainey :)
Agent Jeffy: Sorry Blaine. But on the plus side..
Agent Nicky: ...you know you're gay..
Agent Jeffy: ..You're GBF's with Kurt again..
Brittany Pierce: u cn mak dolfin bbz
('Puck' Puckerman, Mercedes Jones, Agent Jeffy and 12 others like this)
Kurt Hummel:
Well I'm glad that I'm friends with Blaine again. There's only so muchs shocking stares I can take walking through the school halls without Blaine.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson:
I'M FABULOUS AGAIN!
Kurt Hummel: I WAS ALWAYS FABULOUS
Agent Nicky: I AM FABULOUS! (Kurt's protests aside)
Wes Montgomery: WE'RE ALL FABULOUS!
(Blaine Anderson, David Thompson, Finn Hudson and 26 others like this)


[A/N] This took me 2 weeks to write. So I apologise. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

KEEP ON AND WARBLE ON.