Bad Touch Family Occasions
A/N: Just a little note from Mari's perspective noting the occasions honored by the Bad Touch Family...in addition to regular holidays.
Days to Leave Alone (these dates usually warrant massive nighttime family sessions):
Number One- May 30
Death date of Jeanne D'Arc...
France Pére doesn't like to talk on this day. He'll just disappear for the whole day, and he won't talk much. Prussia Vatter and Spain Padre say that he didn't use to disappear...once they even said that I might remind him of Jeanne. So I just steer clear of it.
Number Two- February 25
This is, as I learned during a particularly touchy moment, the anniversary of the dissolution of Prussia. We treat it like a funeral, every time. I wear black eyeshadow, and all black, no matter what- even down to my underwear. Other people think it's weird, but I don't.
It's the day my father "died". I think I have all rights.
Number Three- August 17
Death of Fredrick the Great, Prussia Vatter's close friend...
I remember, a couple years ago, Prussia Vatti got drunk this day, and told me that "Old Fritz" (his friendly nickname) would probably get along with me. Coming from him, that's a compliment, even though he hardly speaks a word about the man anymore.
They say he used to brag about him all the time, before the dissolution...
Number Four- May 2
France pére and Spain padre don't talk to each other on this day. Prussia Vatti said it's because they had a horrible fight a long time ago today. So we just honor them by leaving them in their rooms and go for ice cream or something.
Days To Celebrate:
Number One- February 12
Spain padre's birthday! We usually take him to see bullfights- it's a dying sport, but it's one of his oldest traditions. He loves it to no end.
Then we go muck about and annoy people! That's pretty much what we do for every birthday, though.
Number Two- July 14
France pere's birthday! We get him a nice bottle of vintage wine, and something sex-related as a joke. We go to see a some French plays he adores, then we go muck about.
Number Three- January 18
Prussia Vatti's birthday! We celebrate with some German beer, nice wurst, some Austria bashing, and running from Hungary. We also bug Germany uncle, too.
Number Four- October 23
MY birthday! I usually get spoiled rotten with presents, get TONS OF CAKE, do some friendly pranking, and fall asleep on the couch with my Vatti, padre, and pére.
A/N: Just wanted to say DANKE DANKE DANKE for all the reviews! I've been working on some more action in Mari's cue eyebrows romantic life...but that's a story for another time. Until next time...THANKS A MILLION! This is my second most popular fanfic. DANKE GRACIAS MERCI.
~Toni
