Yes you read it right I said trading padawans guess with whom? Hehehe!! I wasn't suger high while writing this time so the style is different I'm trying to decide if it's a good or bad thing... A shoutout to all Anakin-haters you will be pleased with..upcoming chapters *starts laughing like a maniac* MWAHAHAHHAH!!!! Hmm..I wonder about that padawan how much does he know? ;) Enjoy! awsmninja has wanted me to post this forever, so thanks! I'm finally posting it! ^_^
ForceFail ch 9 Excuses and...Trading Padawans?
"Then I fell out the window and miraculously landed somewhere in Coruscant's underworld, where the most notorious bounty hunters lurk, along with pirates and criminals! It was there I saw a Duros bounty hunter and then he attacked me! He locked me up and told me he was going to steal things from the Jedi temple so I tried to escape him before he could. Of course I defeated him and brought him in to the authorities. Who thanked me and let me drive a speeder all by myself back to the temple. But there was a freak accident and my transport blew up! I found out later it was the bounty hunter's friends trying to get their revenge on me! Then I escaped from the rumble before they could find me and hitchhiked back to the temple."
The class-consisting of older younglings and a few padawans-stared at him with blank expressions not one of them buying it.
"Really now, if you could come up with all of that for the reason you are both late and have none of your assignments ready then why couldn't you come up with a decent story to turn in?" The Jedi rolled her eyes.
"No really! I'm being serious this time!"
"Yes, yes just like you were serious about the Sith lord living in the senate building, and you were serious about Anakin Skywalker having an affair with a senator, the only thing remarkable about this story is that it doesn't hurt anyone's reputation and it doesn't have to do with some sort of conspiracy or scandal. Now sit down please."
The padawan sat down glumly.
After class his master was outside.
"Why do you keep telling stories and getting me in trouble?"
The padawan shrugged. For some reason the master right then, at that moment precisely cracked. He ran down the hall screaming bloody murder and many other Jedi stared worriedly at the master as he ran down the hall into the Jedi Council chambers, luckily there was no meeting in session, just Yoda sitting there talking to Obi-wan once again. Anakin was also running down the halls screaming bloody murder toward the council chambers, though the master did not know this. To make more sense let's step back a minute to the conversation Obi-wan and Yoda were having before the two Jedi running down the halls went mad.
"Adjusting to his new padawan Skywalker is?"
"Well for the most part yes, as far as he lets me know." Yoda nodded.
"Sure about this you were then?"
"Of course, Master Yoda." And now we can resume time to where we were now that apparently pointless point has been made, but it was not pointless at all because of what happens next.
"MASTER YODA!!!" The two young Jedi knights yelled at the same time. Obi-wan and Yoda turned at the exact moment Anakin and the Jedi master ran headlong into each other. When they both came to, they began erratically speaking and auguring.
"Please Master Yoda-"
"You don't understand he's horrible!"
"I think I'm going to lose my mind if I don't get a break-"
"I CAN'T FRIGGIN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
"Come on your padawan can't be worse than mine"
"You. Have. No. Idea"
"SILENCE!" Yoda finally roared. "Like your padwans you do not?" The two nodded. "FINE!" Yoda exploded. "Trade padwans for two weeks you will, see if you like your padwans better afterward, perhaps learn something from this you can."
Anakin looked at the master and the master looked at Anakin. "Okay" then said in unison. Yoda called their padawans in and explained in a very wordy and polite way that their masters were out of their ever-loving-minds and needed a break instead of each of them being stuck at the temple, they were going to switch masters. That was what Yoda told them, in reality they had lost their ever-loving-minds because of the padawans. So for two weeks Anakin would train the master's padawan, and the master would train Ahsoka Tano, Anakin's padawan who had-apparently-been assigned to Anakin shortly after they sent Obi-wan and Anakin to go to Christophsis because the master and his padawan had never checked in. This was either going to be an extremely good...or bad thing.
One of the longer chapters I suppose, hmm how did that padawan find out about Darth Sid./Palp. or about Anakin/Padme' and he PREDICTED Bane's attack on the temple hmm.... random conicidence or not..? All this and more next time!......NOT!!! :P heheh! I have no idea how he found out...or do I? hmm... so many questions that will keep up awake all night SO YOU CAN FAIL THAT TEST NEXT WEEK IN SCIENCE!! MWAHAHAHA!!!! *has obviously gotten back into the suger and has gone insane/temporarly evvilll* :) (don't worry it's only temporary evvilll the insanity has been there since looong ago) Next 2 chapters or so will talk about all the 'wonderful' times we have with each master and padawan.
