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Chapter 9 Talking with yourself
"Well… Hermione? You could start with, why are you here?" She asked sarcastically
"Please call me…Willow!" she snapped. Hermione raised her eyebrows. "What can I say I like the name." She shrugged.
"But why Willow? I mean…it so not like me" Hermione asked
"Look just drop it, okay!" Willow yawned
"Why should I?" Hermione argued
"Honestly…" she scoffed "Your maturity level is below low! No wonder why you can't even handle Malfoy here" she smiled sweetly
"Shut up!" Hermione snapped
"You know I can't remember being this immature," she continued.
"What?" Hermione asked
"Huh What?" Willow drowsily.
"What did you just say?" annoyed Hermione asked heatedly. Making Willow smile slightly.
"Huh what!" getting out of her chair, before she fell asleep.
"WHAT…DID…YOU…JUST…SAY? " Hermione said slowly as if trying to teach a dog how to talk.
"You know full well I'm NOT Sirius" said Willow.
"What?" Hermione questioned
"Exactly what I said" she walked over to the settee and fell upon it, putting her arms under her head and having a look around the apartment. "You know we…" pointing between herself and Hermione "Don't like all this dark colours! So why put it all over the whole apartment, your worse than me!"
"W-wait! You come from the future!" Willow started clapping her hands in applause.
"Well done! You know you can be so clever sometimes, people would actually think you were born clever!" Willow said sarcastically "Heaven knows why we keep wasting it on people like HIM!" she chucked a pillow at Draco's still fallen body. Hermione just realised that he was still on the floor. Oh god his going to kill me if he ever found out she thought.
"Where's Sirius?" Hermione asked
"Don't know, probably fallen asleep!" Willow said unsociably.
"You don't care about much do you!" Hermione snorted. "I mean what happened to you to make you so cold hearted? I mean it's not like someone's died"
"You'll be surprised!" Willow whispered
"What?"
"I said! You know I can't tell you!"
"So someone does die! Who?" Hermione asked feverously
"I never said anyone was going to die!" Willow sat up quickly. This wasn't how the conversation was supposed to go. Something changed but what? She asked herself.
"But you just said!" Willow shacked her head ever so slightly. "Tell me…you have to it's your right to tell me! I mean that's why you've come here, isn't?" Hermione begged
"Why must I tell you? You have to start thinking for yourself! They… aren't going to be around for eternity!"
"They? Who are they? Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Draco…? Tell me! If you don't I'll… I'll never forgive myself!" She begged herself.
"Whoever said you did?" Willow spat
"So because you are the biggest cow, I've ever had the opportunity of meeting, I'll have to become just like you. Well I've got news for you lady from the future I don't want to be like you! You can just go and take Sirius and skip off home to the world of ice!" Hermione spoke calmly, flicking her wand, upturning the settee so that Willow fell to the ground. "I'm sick of people telling me how I'm suppose to turn out or who my company is suppose to be… I won't take it from Ronald and I most certainly won't take it from myself who might I add is the queen of all icicles." She flicked her wand again and Willow came floating towards her bounded in rope.
"Let go of me…! NOW!!!" Hermione still had herself bounded.
"Now-Now-Temper-Temper!" Teasing herself
"Just you wait!" Willow threatened, Hermione just smiled sweetly.
"Now you are going to answer some of my questions…if I'm not happy with the answer the ropes become tighter!" she reminded herself of a certain professor no one spoke of anymore not since 5th year.
"You know I didn't do this to myself, and I'm suppose to be the evil witch! Ouch! What was that for?" Willow gasped as the ropes tightened more uncomfortably
"I didn't ask a question! Now what happened to Draco?" Hermione asked remembering Willow telling Sirius some hidden message when she had said 'Before…Before you of course'.
"What?" Willow spat
"I saw in your eyes when you spoke to Sirius about you being with Draco! So I'm going to ask you once more, what happened to Draco?" Hermione pointed her finger at his body.
"I can't say! Ouch!" Hermione tightened the ropes even more.
"His dead isn't he?"
"What… what made you say that?"
"Because of that look!"
"Look, what look?" She didn't remembering asking about Draco. Had things changed when it was her, being visited by herself.
"That look, when there is a death or when you can't finish a book before your deadline" Hermione smiled.
If only she could warn Hermione even Draco that he going to be attacked by a group of…she thought
"What are you thinking about?" Hermione interrupted her thinking before she had thought it all through.
"Err…Harry!"
"Now don't start falling for my godson" Sirius piped up from the kitchen, he had a bit of mayonnaise on the side of his mouth. "Wouldn't do to well for my reputation"
"I see you've been pigging out in the kitchen, you haven't changed much!" Hermione asked paced a finger on her side of mouth hoping he would catch the hint of mayonnaise on the side of his mouth. Sirius stopped short, not knowing what he had walked into. He caught the hint from one of the Hermione's he licked his side of mouth.
"I was saving it for later!" He growled "Uhh what's happening here?" he asked looking between the two Hermione's. "Honey?"
"This…is me Padfoot!" rolling her eyes "Now could you let me go!" Willow asked embarrassingly
"Ha… the little Hermione got the infamous Hermione, champion of all duellers tightly roped, good on you kid!" Sirius walked up to Hermione patting her back lightly.
"I'm not a kid!" Hermione said heatedly
"Really…Okay how old are you then?" Sirius inquired with a smile
"I'll have you know I'm 20!"
"Uhh well I rest my case, you're still a kid"
"No I'm not!" Hermione laughed falsely.
"Yes you are!" Sirius laughed falsely.
"No!" Hermione stubbornly argued back.
"Yes!" Sirius stubbornly argued back.
"Stop patronising me!" Hermione poked Sirius in the chest.
"GUYZZZ!!!" Willow screamed
"WHAT!" both Hermione and Sirius shouted in replied
"It's getting a little tight, I can hardly breath!" Willow struggled
"Whoever said vampires could breath" Sirius commented
"What… you're a vampire? Oh my god this is so amazing!" Hermione squealed with excitement. With a flick of her wand Willow fell to the floor again.
"Ouch…!" Hitting the floor with a thud. "Uh your one to honey, that would make me one to!" Willow said brushing of the dust bunnies.
"Oh right!" Hermione realised embarrassingly
"Not very smart are you!" Sirius smiled. Hermione walked passed him, but before she completely passed him, she flicked her wand. "Ouch" Sirius yelped "Not fair!" he growled. Smiling Hermione sat on the settee today had been a stressful one.
"So have you found a cure?" Hermione asked. "Has Snape Helped you find one?" Willow shook her head.
"Sorry! I can't say!" Willow remorsefully said.
"Right! Sorry I asked!" Hermione apologetically smiled
"So… we have to get going! Dumbledore will be expecting us! The old man doesn't miss a thing." Willow smiled it felt weird seeing herself so much younger and Draco still…
"Yea I kinda also have to wake Draco up and he might be a little mad at the fact that you hexed him" Hermione had interrupted Willows thoughts again, it was almost as if she knew exactly when to interrupt, almost as if she were reading her mind.
"No…" Willow whispered, "It can't be…can you read my thoughts?" Willow squinted her eyes suspiciously.
"What?" Hermione said rather to quickly
"You can but how I can't! What makes you so special?" Hermione shrugged "And why can't I read thoughts?" Willow looked to Sirius for help on this one he just shrugged.
"Maybe it mutates with each time travel." Sirius suggested
"Maybe" Hermione and Willow said, Hermione laughed. "We sound like a echo" they both said again this time it was Willow who laughed.
"Oh gosh. Your both freaks!" Sirius rolled his eyes. "I don't want to brake up this happy gathering but I believe Dumbledore is waiting and I do miss the lemon drops!" he smiled.
"Right! Well we'll leave you to deal with him!" Willow piped up. "Oh and just a little advice…kiss him!"
"What? Kiss him I'm still angry with him for leaving me for 3 weeks, not even a note!" Hermione jabbered on.
"Kiss him and he'll forget and believe me so will you." Willow smiled sweetly
"Whatever. You might want to put on this!" with a twirl of her wand Harry's invisibility cloak came whizzing through the air. "People think your dead remember!"
"Oh right" He pulled the cloak over his head. "So Harry, is he still hanging around here?" Seeing Hermione and Willows face "I just wanted to say Hi"
"I'm sure you can once Dumbledore, knows you are here, plus seeing as your… dead… Harry might think you're a death eater or something." Hermione said sadly
"Right…yea right…I remember he was like that, poor guy no one can blame him though, what with Voldemort and the death of his parents and everything else. See you later!" Sirius opened the door and was followed out by Willow, as they got outside. "That went well," Sirius whispered. Willow slapped Sirius across the head "OUCH! What was that for? And how did you know I was walking right here?"
"I knew, because your big clown feet are showing! And I slapped you for kissing her!" Willow snapped
"But-But she's you! I got abit carried away…I mean you both still look…like the…same…I mean how old did you-she say you-she was…this is so confusing!"
Willow laughed, "She said 20 years old, don't you listen?"
"Well you know I only have ears for you!" Sirius moved closer to Willow, rapping his arm around her waist "Wait did you just say 20…?"
"Yes… why?" Willow asked
"Wow quite a difference… then!" Sirius ducked just in time out of her reach.
"Hey not fair, I'm only 32 years old!" Willow pouted
"As I said quite a difference…" He wasn't fast enough because she hit him on the ear, however only out of luck this time.
"That's it!" Sirius growled, throwing the cloak aside, lifted her up she raped her legs around his waist, and both started feverously kissing.
"Well-well-well…" Came the silky dark voice of Severus Snape. Willow and Sirius reluctantly pulled apart, but seeing as Sirius and Snape hated each other Willow pushed Sirius's head under her arm, so that he wasn't tempted to curse Snape and his 'hooked nose', as Sirius liked to put it.
"What do you want? Se-Snape!"
"Now that's now way to treat a…friend," He sneered, his eyes glinting with pensive-concealment.
"Shut it!" Willow smiled. She took a liking to snape during her schooling, but since she found out that herself from the future ended with him, she withdrew herself from the apprentice position in potions and ended up with a transfiguration apprenticeship.
He raised his eyebrows "Oh…so I see that you have moved on to the next…pray…very devious of you Miss Granger." He said silkily, while moving closer.
"It's not what you think!" She said tightening her grip on Sirius.
"Oh really!" he moved closer. He moved closer his nose brushing his nose against her cheek. He could hear choking noises coming from the person she was trying to hide, but unfortunately being a small person she was only hiding the face of her new lover. "Um…I think your choking Potter," he breathed in her ear.
"What…?" She asked taken aback
"I think your slowly killing Potter" He sneered, He moved away from her, leaning against the opposite wall. Something was different about her!
"Whoever said…"? Willow stopped. Oh my goodness he thinks this is Harry…but Harry doesn't even look similar to Sirius. "Wow Harry must have changed…a lot," she whispered
"Whoever said…WHAT?!" she looked up at Snape, she hadn't realise that she let go of Sirius. As she looked up at Snape she was face a man that looked as if he had just seen a ghost. "What…the…HELL?" He flicked his wand out of his sleeve and was pointing it at Willow, or just past her at someone standing behind her. She turned around only to be face-to-face with a smiling Sirius.
"SHIT!" she exclaimed
"Well hello there sunshine!" He smirked, receiving a poke in the ribs "Ouch!" He growled
"Don't provoke!" Willow whispered threateningly "As I said before Se…Snape! What do you want?" She asked with a small grin.
"I want to know what his doing…" He asked uncharacteristic, he saw a small glint of something he hadn't seen before in Hermione: mystifying exhilaration, he smirked realizing that this wasn't the Hermione he knew. "Alive!" he silkily growled
"You know I've been getting that a lot lately!" Sirius smiled, not picking up on any of the electricity going on between the two.
"He's alive and that's all you need to know!" she snapped out of her little stupor. Snape's magic pulling on her heartstrings, she guessed it was because of her former self-being outrageously intermit with him.
"Her…Granger!" feeling an unknown pull of magic. He shook his head to clear it. "Can I have a word? In private!" seeing her eyebrow raise he added "Please…" he asked in an uncharacteristically normal voice.
"Err…" looking at Sirius, who shrugged "Um…Okay" following him.
She followed him around the corner. "What do you want?" she whispered nervously.
Snape walked up to a wall and whispered "Latet anguis in herba" and with a flick of his wand a door materialized out of nowhere. He walked in holding the door for her to enter, when she didn't he sighed and flicked his wand again, which made her walk towards him, with another flick the spell ended which left her walking towards the door on her own accord
"That's an unforgivable…" she eyed him.
"Then why didn't you break it? I'm sure you can after all you did belong to the golden trio!" he smiled.
"You should do that more often!" she said as she stepped in the door of what she presumed was his personal chambers.
"What…?" he said still waiting for her to completely enter the chamber.
"Smile…!" he elegantly raised his eyebrow. As she stepped in his chambers, she tripped over a step that she hadn't seen a second ago. "Whoops!" she tripped over and landed into Snape's arms and both of them fell to the ground with a thud. She had landed right on top of his chest, his lips, nose and crotch pressed against hers. They stayed like that for what seem like eternity, not blinking and not moving. It was Snape who broke the silence first by licking his bottom lip, which made Willow's eye flicker towards them, which made her suck her own lip, her eyes flicked back to his eyes, while his flicked to her lips, he opened his mouth to say something but as he opened them she opened hers slightly, she inched closer and in that second he knew he had to say something to stop her from making the mistake of kissing him. She drew closer and closer, parting her lips more, she was at least a centimetre away when he finally spoke.
"Well…" She drew back from him, feeling his breath touch her lips. "Well if I knew you felt so strongly about that kiss, I wouldn't have kissed you." He smiled.
"What…" she breathed. Snape felt her breath float across his lips, she smelt of chocolate and vanilla. Still trapped in his magic she continued, "We kissed…when? Why?" she blinked trying to overcome the overpowering magic that trapped her.
"Well because I'm implausibly hot! And because I'm the best kisser you've ever kissed!" he teased, that should get her all worried he thought. He was right her eyes opened wide, finally the magic that almost overtook her was gone. And she just realized that she was just about to kiss the man she had sworn never to do.
"Eww… I can't believe that! What did you do to me to make me kiss you…" she squinted in distrust "What did you do charm me or maybe you used that unforgivable again?" she was still laying on him, her arms were pressed against his chest, realizing that she had all her weight pressed against him, she slipped her hand down on either side of his chest, lifting herself slightly, but seeing that his right arm was around her waist, keeping a tight grip of her "Do you mind!" she asked trying to get up.
"On the contrary I'm quite comfortable" he smiled, still keeping a firm grip on her. "It's been quite some time since our little…" he smirked mischievously, giving her a wink. Her mouth dropped in shock at what he was saying was what he was saying true? How could herself cheat on Draco with Snape, she felt dirty just thinking it. He continued "And I have sorely missed you, what we did the last time was unforgettable the way we…" she had enough. He was going to far, putting a mental note to talk to herself next time she saw her. She ripped herself from him, she got up looked at him, as if he read her mind he too got up and stood facing her. She slapped him across the face and walked to the door. He just stood still.
"How dare he…" she muttered slamming the door behind her.
Unaware to her, Severus Snape burst out into a roar of laughter, the real Hermione would have jinxed his family heirlooms off the minute he used the unforgivable. The look on her face when he said those things, the real Hermione would have burst out laughing because she would have known that he was just messing with her, but this Hermione obviously didn't get to know him during her potions apprenticeship. He just hoped that she would tell Sirius because that would just make his day even more fascinating a duel with someone that's dead "How fun!" he smiled "She slaps like a girl!" he laughed.
A/n
Latin!!!
Latet anguis in herba - A snake lies in the grass. (Vergil)
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