Still RavenDrawer's OC, who is now instigating TheHeartOfTheTARDIS's idea of the girls fighting over who has the better boyfriend. (The ending of the chapter is RavenDrawer's idea, though). Thank you both so much! You rock!
Disclaimer: See summary.
Still Day 4:
"Who is the better boyfriend, Beast Boy or Robin?"
How could one answer that question? Every person feels the most attraction for his or her own partner, how could we choose? Oh! He must mean to each of us individually. That is a rather obvious answer… "Robin."
This idiot is going to go and screw up one of our relationships. Hopefully she'll realize what is going on and vote with me. Robin won't care what we say, but Beast Boy will never stop being suspicious of Robin if I give in and say Robin, even if it is just to get this over with. He's already worried enough about my connection with Robin ever since I entered his mind. Darn his insecurity! "Beast Boy," Raven stated not a millisecond after Starfire.
The girls looked at each other, and Starfire smiled. She actually doesn't get what is going on, does she?
"Oh, I should have been specific, I wanted a consensus on that."
"You want us to agree on which of our boyfriends is… better?" Starfire used the same word as George's question.
"Yes, you know, most romantic, cutest, best kisser, that kind of stuff. And then put it all together to decide who is the best."
"May we have a moment to discuss?"
"Of course." George walked over to the token counter and began talking with the salesman.
Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg strained to hear what the girls were saying. Raven had walked Starfire away from the group, and told the boys not to come a step closer… or else. Beast Boy was seriously considering the or else as the conversation got longer and longer.
"How on Earth would you even know that?"
"I am not from Earth."
"What? That doesn't even make sense."
"It does not need to make sense. You do not make sense if you say Beast Boy is better at lip contact than Robin!"
"I've never kissed Robin! And for the sake of your wellbeing I hope you haven't kissed Beast Boy! I'm saying that I think my boyfriend is a good kisser."
The boys stared in shock as the 'conversation' hurdled into public scene territory. Despite the discomfort at the girls whom Cyborg considered sisters discussing their love lives in public, he still thought the whole situation was hilarious. While he broke into laughter, the other boys fought back the hot red tints coming to their cheeks.
"But the strange man said we must agree on one. I believe that one spends time kissing their boyfriend if their boyfriend is a good kisser. Do you disagree that me and Robin spend more time together than you and Beast Boy?"
"Yes! I do! Just because me and Beast Boy don't feel the need to shove our attraction to each other in everyone's faces all the time doesn't mean it isn't there, and to be honest we have been getting more and more public lately, much faster than I am sure I'm comfortable with actua—"
"Because you are embarrassed to be with him?"
"No!" Raven did something she rarely did, and not only screamed, but also screeched out her objection. "Starfire, this is so unlike you. You're acting like Kitten probably would in this situation."
Raven could see the hurt on the alien's face, but wasn't going to withdraw the insult until she saw her friend's reaction.
"You are right. I give my apologies."
Just as Raven was about to forgive her strange friend, she was tackled in a (literally) breathtaking hug.
"I do not wish to do the interfering in your relationship. I understand your fear of emotion, as you have told me, and I am very happy for you and Beast Boy. I did not want to say something I do not believe, and in the hopes for speaking the truth I attempted to make you say something you do not believe. I do not like this George! He is causing us to act in an unfriendly manner, which I am not fond of."
"Then let's put a stop to this." Raven marched over to George, who had been excitedly watching from the token counter at the scene unfolding. Why didn't I just do this in the first place?
"Have we come to a conclusion?"
"No, we have not, nor will we. This was a strange and unusual task that resembles that of a dare at a preteen girls only sleepover party to the only two older girls there. It's stupid and we will not comply. You know our individual answers, and I will thank you for taking that as enough and not approaching any of us for the rest of our time here." Raven spun around and walked back to her friends, who were smiling at her defense.
"But if I don't come near any of you than how can I take you on the date of your dreams?" George ran behind Raven and whispered into her ear.
Unfortunately for him, her boyfriend had enhanced hearing.
"That's it! You have five seconds to run before I cause you severe physical pain!"
George started running followed shortly by Beast Boy.
"He gave the threat to George just as you give the threats to him! You are perfect for each other."
Raven didn't feel like explaining to Starfire why that wasn't a compliment, so instead she just tripped George and watched as the grown man peed himself when Beast Boy turned into a tiger.
So, a little OOC, I know, but if that kind of a fight ever were to happen, it would have to be OOC. Sorry for that. Tell me what you thought anyway!
