MINECRAFT: REACT MODE
What time is it?
React Time!
Here's your host, ShiningHopeBeast!
Hello, everyone! Welcome back to the next episode of Minecraft: React Mode! I'm so excited to be back with the react this week for you all. This one is going to be especially fun! And just a hint of shipping if you squint.
Shining winks, a cheeky grin across her face.
But don't worry, I won't be doing any ship reacts for a while yet still.
Okay, let's start off by introducing our guest stars. Take it away, announcer guy.
Alright, everyone. We'll start off with the person who received THREE votes this time: Lukas!
Lukas smiles as he walks on stage, hands in his pockets. He stands to the right of Shining.
Let's continue with everyone else, each of whom received TWO votes each. First, someone you all know well: the amazing Jessie!
The female Jessie skips on stage, her hair swinging behind her before she stops and high-fives Lukas. She waves cheerfully at everyone, her green eyes sparkling with life as her golden hairpin glints in the spotlight.
Next up, we've got the guy who always advocates democracy: Milo!
Milo enters on Shining's left, smiling hesitantly at the cheering crowd.
Today, we'll also get to feature one of the YouTubers: Miss Stacy Plays!
Stacy grins as she walks out, coming to stand by Milo.
And, last but not least, we have the most sophisticated cat, Winslow!
Winslow trots onto the stage, stopping smugly at Shining's feet.
Okay ya'll, I think it's time to get started! Let's hear a word from each of our guest stars, shall we?
Jessie: "I'm excited to be on the show again!"
Lukas: "I'm ready to react today!"
Milo: "This seems quite interesting. I hope that I will have fun!"
Stacy: "You know, it's so weird to be on a show, but as a Minecraft character, and not even in real life. Does that all even make any sense? It's cool, though."
Winslow: {no comment}
Alright, now we can move on to the good stuff. So, this week, our react was suggested by a reviewer named Raintag. What Raintag suggested was for you guys to play a video game. 'What video game?' you might ask. Well, none other than:
Five Nights at Freddy's (AKA FNAF)!
Created by Scott Cawthon, FNAF is a series of six(-ish) video games, just completed in December of 2017. I won't spoil for you what the games are about, so you'll just have to play them to find out.
Obviously, we don't have time for you guys to play all six games, so, we've randomly selected one of the six for you to play. So this is what you'll be reacting to today.
The screen lights up on the wall of the stage.
Freddy Fazbear's
Pizzeria Simulator
Underneath the title is a bear in a top hat and buttons holding up a pizza pie to three identical-looking children; each bald, with a green shirt, blue pants, and brown shoes. The image is in an 8-bit style, indicating that the game probably was an 8-bit game.
I suggest you all have a seat.
Comfortable-looking chairs- almost like a row of movie theater seats (think AMC theatres)- appear in a row on the stage, facing the screen. Another screen flickers to life on the walls on either side of the stage- these show the front of the seats.
PRESS ENTER
The instructions blink in and out of sight at the bottom of the screen.
So let's use a bit of magic, and make it that you all can control/play the same game all at once. How exactly? Just don't question the magic. Anyways, each of you has a keyboard on your laps. Use it to play. There should also be a wireless mouse that you can put on the little fold-down desk attached to your chairs.
The screen changes.
Design your pizza
Click toppings to add them to your pizza
The options:
Pepperoni
Sausage
Onions
Mushroom
Olives
Peppers
Jesse looks fairly sick. "No meat," she says weakly, clutching the armrest of her chair fiercely.
Lukas looks over to ask her if she is alright, then sees the look on her face and realizes that she is thinking about Reuben. "Of course, Jessie," he nods.
"I personally have an aversion to mushrooms," Milo pipes up.
"I got sick from eating peppers once," Stacy adds.
"So then, onions and olives?" Lukas synthesizes their comments.
Once the two toppings are added, however, something looks wrong.
"Those onions look weird," Jessie comments. The onions are removed.
Milo looks at the pizza. "But you can't put just olives on it. That's too strange."
Lukas frowns. "Soo, just plain cheese pizza then?"
Everyone shrugs, so they continue the gameplay.
Jessie can't look at the screen. "That's definitely not a plain cheese pizza," she groans, looking at her lap. Lukas pats her on the back comfortingly.
Eventually, they figure out how to move around, and how to feed the children by shooting three pizzas at each of them, which they gather from a tray in the corner, points bursting out around each kid who is fed by 100 each.
"Aw, this is a cute game," Lukas says.
"It's kind of boring though," Stacy replies-
When a shadowy version of the bear appears, blocking the pizzas that they are throwing, they are all confused.
"What is that?" Milo asks in confusion.
"I don't really care much what it is, but more what it is doing! It's blocking us from feeding the children," Stacy replies.
"Oh, but look!" Milo interjects. "If he gets pizza, he is stunned momentarily. So all we have to do is get him to be stunned in one place, and then quickly feed the children away from him during that time."
They perfect the strategy-
Except that the last kid doesn't disappear, even though they move on to Round 4.
The shadowy bear multiplies. The kid flickers between his normal appearance and that of the dark bear, as well as the pizzas. Then the bear changes to the shadow form, shooting out shadow bears instead of pizzas, the points are glitching-
"What's going on?!" Jessie asks in alarm just as-
The screen freezes.
It goes black.
The darkness fades away to reveal a strange looking clown-robot-little-girl-with-pigtails-thing, sitting motionless, and seemingly non-animatedly, in a beam of light, surrounded by darkness.
"What in the world is that?!" Milo exclaims.
"That's super creepy," Stacy says with a shudder.
Jessie bites her lip as Lukas stares, eyes bugging out of his skull.
The screen moves as if they are looking downwards, to show a wooden table with a cassette player and a couple of papers.
Click.
Begin tape.
Leaving dead space
3,
2,
1.
The purpose of this tape is to test automated response times and reactions from vintage interactive attractions, following audio stimuli. If you are playing this tape, that means that not only have you been checking outside at the end of every shift, as you were instructed to do, but also found something that meets the criteria of your special obligations under paragraph four. Follow these instructions, document response times, then safely secure the place before leaving. Upon sealing the room, you are not to return.
Begin audio prompt in 3, 2, 1.
A series of eerie noises begin to sound, kind of like ringing mixed with screeching getting higher pitched, but altogether indescribable.
Winslow flattens his ears, jumps off of his chair and scampers off the stage.
Milo cringes at the noise.
Stacy covers her ears, squinting at the screen.
Jessie watches the "vintage interactive attraction" with narrowed eyes carefully, while Lukas flickers his eyes between her and the-
That thing is called an animatronic, by the way.
Shining answers his unspoken question, temporarily drowning out the horrible noise as she talks.
Document results.
Moving the screen downwards again, Milo discovers that the paper is able to be marked by clicking on the boxes in the checklist.
Begin audio prompt in 3, 2, 1.
This time, the noise is a quick low and eerie keening sound, only lasting a few seconds.
Document results.
"The . . . animatronic . . . doesn't look like it's responding," Jessie whispers. Milo nods his agreement.
Begin audio prompt in 3, 2, 1.
This sound is definitely more like mechanical ringing, getting more connected, high-pitched, and shrill as it lasted for a longer time.
Stacy covers her ears again, the time Milo joining in. Jessie and Lukas unknowingly grip each other's hand.
Document results.
The animatronic still has no response.
Begin audio prompt in 3-
Click.
As the cassette stops playing, each of the characters lets out a gasp. Stacy squeezes her eyes shut, and Milo hides his face behind his hands. Lukas turns ghostly pale, and he and Jessie lean towards each other across the armrest.
The professional voice of the man on the cassette is replaced with a soft, airy female voice, clearly not on a recording.
Two,
One.
The big screen clearly shows that the animatronic's eyes, which were rolled down before, now rolled up to stare directly at the audience.
Jessie lets out a cry of terror as Lukas screams, the both of them clinging to each other with a tight embrace.
The screen goes black.
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What time is it?
React Time!
The screen is filled with ridiculous colorful sketches as a too-cheerful male voice begins to talk.
It's a new day. It's your time to shine. It's time to take your career into your own hands. You've saved money your whole life. Great! Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket, take a huge gamble on your future. A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success in some cases.
Milo snorts at this.
What are we talking about? We're talking about the coming of Fazbear Entertainment franchising. That's right- restaurant ownership and management. Something that almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success. Sure, it's a lot of money to invest, but everyone's doing it! And that means it's safe and lucrative. With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you need to get started, including a small room, some tables, and electricity. But don't forget about the money you have left over after buying your franchise package. Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronic, and much, much more.
Now let's take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee.
Such as atmosphere.
{. . .}
And that brings us to:
Liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that steeply discounted price tag. Of course, that would only be a serious danger if there were something outside that's been trying to get in for months now, which we are not confirming to be the case.
This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide. Remember, you are now the face of newly rebranded Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Wear that smile with pride, and let's make some money.
(Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death, or dismemberment.)
Click.
Each of the characters gapes at the last part of the introduction, especially the disclaimer. Despite the innocent, cheerful tutorial screen of how to run the Pizzeria, they are all done with it.
"Nuh, uh," Jessie shakes her head violently, smacking Lukas in the face with her hair. "No way am I going to go through with this."
"Ditto," Stacy agrees, crossing her arms in front of her.
"Aww, but you guys haven't reacted to the best part yet!" Shining interrupts. "Watch!"
The stage goes dark, the only light coming from the screen, with shows some sort of office.
Suddenly, a horrible screeching noise sounds as the animatronic from before pops onto the screen from the side, green eyes glowing and metal parts swaying.
All four Minecraft characters scream.
Everything goes dark as the screen fades to black.
Did I catch you off guard?
Darkness.
Then, Shining's voice floats out through the dark almost eerily.
So, did you all enjoy this episode? I hope you did! But before we leave:
Important Reminder:
Please only suggest ONE thing per episode for the following week. I know that in the last episode I begged for ideas, and I'm glad that all of you are sharing so many great suggestions, but as I have stated clearly before, you are only allowed to make one suggestion per episode. I am grateful that all of you have so many ideas, but save them for future episodes instead! Then every week our characters will have something great to react to. Please follow this guideline carefully, or I will be forced to either ignore any suggestion you give or block your reviews somehow, neither of which is something that I want to do.
Also, please hold off on suggesting ships. I will do ship reacts in the future,
But don't let this keep you from suggesting anything at all! Don't forget to go to the poll and vote and send in suggestions for next week's react! We would love to hear from you!
And, as always, we do not own Minecraft, Minecraft: Story Mode, Telltale Games, or Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF).
Thank you all so much for watching. We'll see you all next week! Hope you have a great time!
ITNOJ- SHB 😉
CREDITS
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jessie
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lukas
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Milo
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - StacyPlays
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Winslow
Host- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Author- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Editor- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Publisher- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Other- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - blah blah blah blah
Special Thanks to: Raintag (for suggesting the idea for this week's react!)
Shout-out to: Emily The Avenger (don't forget about your suggestion that you made for this week! {wink, wink})
What time is it?
React Time!
MINECRAFT: REACT MODE
