*A.N. I'm back!!!! I decided to carry on because Saturday Dreams was tooooo hard. I'm either gonna make up random stuff off the top of my head, or use Betrayed. Hmmmmm……..Oh yeah, if you could send me modern songs, that would be a big help. I might make the chapters longer and more theatre-musical. xXZoeyXx*
Marked the Musical!!!
Narrator
And here we are, back and running. Sorry about the wait, the theatre had a technical problem; Zoey put gummy bears in all of the electrical appliances. Right, the audience is all here, the actors are ready, and Damien is reading his Dictionary.
Damien
NO Mister Narrator Sir, it's an Oxford Paperback Thesaurus in clear A-Z form!!!!
Narrator
Not now Damien. Let the show BEGIN!!!!!
(The lights go down and the curtains open to reveal Zoey and Stevie in their bedroom)
(Music '9-5' By Lady Sovereign)
Zoey, Stevie and the Choir
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Na Na NA Na Na Na Na……
Stevie
I wake up late every morning,
Zoey and her alarm clock's calling,
Get up, wake up, grab my mate,
Everyone's rushing; we're all late, yeah,
I don't know what lesson's starting,
Drama, maths- Z please stop farting-
Zoey
Hold on, I was ill last night,
I cannot go to class; I'm not up for a fight….
Stevie
Aphrodite ain't getting no love from me, so let us see….
Choir
Oh my gosh, we really hate this lesson,
We aren't ready, amazons are really gay,
Just like Damien and Jack,
Neferet is totally evil, she will torture us with her
Auburn frizzy hair.
Zoey, Stevie and the Choir
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Na Na NA Na Na Na Na……
(The set rolls off stage, showing Erin and Shaunee in class)
(Music 'Mamma Mia' By ABBA)
Erin
I need shoes and make up, otherwise I will scream.
Shaunee
Ba ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba…….
Erin
Nicking stuff late at night, trying not to be seen.
Shaunee
Ba ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba…….
Erin
Look at me now, thinking awful thoughts,
Criminal hands, stealing clothes from expensive stores,
Spying on them from cl-osed doors,
Just one coat and that
Des-ign-er dress,
One more glove,
Will get me into a mess,
WOAOHA
Shaunee
Mamma Mia, here she goes again,
My my, how can she resist it,
Mamma Mia, does it show again,
My my, all the clothes that don't fit,
(Spot light on Erin)
Erin
Yes, I've been very naughty,
Stealing just makes me horny,
Why why, did I ever start this craze?
Mamma Mia, will I ever learn,
My my, how to get out of this maze?
(Set rolls off, showing the cast of today's show)
(Song 'My Life Would Suck Without You' By Kelly Clarkson)
Choir
Zoey's socks are smelly,
And Erin has a spot,
Shaunee has a fat bum,
Stevie needs to learn a lot,
Zoey, Shaunee, Erin and Stevie
The choir are all losers,
They've got nothing else to do,
They hang around us populars,
Trying to join the crew….
Choir
It is because; we are, employed, here,
We want to go far away, but we, fear,
No jobs and smelly homes,
Just skin and bones,
We need, to stay, to finish, our songs.
(The curtain closes and the actors go to their dressing rooms)
Narrator
Well, what a spiffing show, don't you think? We are here with our head actress for an interview. Hello Zoey!!
Zoey
Hello Narrator.
Narrator
How do you think the show went?
Zoey
It was cool-can I go now????
Narrator
Fine, off you go dear. Well, some say actors are self absorbed, others say……something else. Tune in next time for our next clipping of talent. Signing off, your Narrator.
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