Hey guys! I'm sorry I'm so late with this, but I have a legit excuse! I met Vic Mignogna, Chris Sabat (Armstrong), Wendy Powell (Envy), LittleKuriboh (who makes Yugioh Abridged) and others last weekend plus I've been busy!
Now I shall do my special St. Patrick's Day 9 ways although it is 3 days late!
74. Go magical creature hunting
Just because someone is of small stature, does not mean they are a magical Irish legend. 30 people were admitted to the hospital due to broken jaws, broken bones, and various other injuries caused by the leprechaun of doom.
75. Drinking contest. Enough said.
Edward was starting to get fed up with the holiday after Breda and Havoc started filling Al up with beer. Luckily, they did not go near the soul binding array.
76. Imitate the St. Patrick legend and when people ask why you're doing it, tell them they didn't get the memo.
Shrieks pierced the halls as thousands of snakes slithered around with Al saying he would take them out of the building while the older brother laughed hysterically as Mustang sat atop his desk glaring daggers at him as another thousand were scattered across his office floor.
77. Trick people into thinking you're Irish
Edward had to kiss Armstrong's bald head and accidentally choked on a sparkle.
78. Go around pinching anyone who isn't wearing green then run around like you're being chased.
Breda was thought to have had one too many drinks
79. Speak in limericks the entire day
It's was bad thing that Roy was so armed
And his crew has been quite most alarmed
Oh his hands would go 'snap'
After all of that crap
And now Havoc's poor eyebrows are gone.
80. Dye your hair green and say it's part of the new dress code
Hawkeye was not amused.
81. Put up pictures of rainbows everywhere with a pot of chocolate gold coins hidden by one of them.
"FOR THE LAST TIME! AL IS DOES NOT HAVE GOLD IN HIM!! AND HE IS NOT A TRASHCAN GOD DAMN IT!""I thought you didn't believe in god Fullmetal."
"SHUT UP!"
82. Get an Irish bar fight going at lunch
Breda simply gave Falman a black eye while the rest of the soldiers just watched before turning back to their conversations.
Me is an Irish ginger so this holiday makes me happy! Sorry if these are crappy, but I'm half asleep and it's 12:22 am. This is the only time I can update.
