Well, here's another one-shot!

This one-shot includes a list with vital instructions to help you in life. Please read carefully!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Fangface characters… unless I've stumbled into a dream-world. (looks around) Which, of course, I haven't. DARN IT!

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50 Ways on How to Annoy Puggsy

1) Paint his nails while he sleeps.

2) Yell out random food words to get Fangface to eat him.

3) Use his vocabulary on a regular basis (bonus points if you do it in a Brooklyn accent)

4) Transform Fangs into Fangface at two in the morning and have the werewolf attack him.

5) Compare him and Rudolph (his twin) to the Olsen Twins.

6) Dye his hair pink.

7) Put pictures of him in a dress on the internet.

8) Hack into his Facebook account.

9) Ask him if he's ever had a crush on Kim.

10) Spread a rumor that he likes Kim.

11) Compare him to Shaggy.

12) Rig his stereo to blare loud music at random times during the night.

13) Hide under his bed and make that noise from "The Grudge".

14) Glue his hat to his head.

15) Laugh when he tries to take it off to hit Fangface.

16) Call him "Leo Gorcey".

17) Call him "Severus Snape"

18) Join Fangface whenever he goes to attack him.

19) If ever in the process of splitting up with him during a case, cry out "Did I do something wrong?" and pretend to cry.

20) Call him Lassetter (from Psych)

21) Give him a makeover.

22) Whenever he takes off his hat to smack Fangface, tussle his hair and scream "It's so fluffy I could die!"

23) Walk out of his room (when his walking by), look frantic, and say "Do NOT… go in there"

24) Sing the "Meow Mix" jingle whenever you go on long road trips.

25) Jump at him from the top of the stairs as a regular greeting.

26) Send him text messages in the middle of the night that make no sense.

27) Wash his red shirt with something white so it comes out as pink.

28) Upon doing the latter, yell out "Wow, it matches your hair!" (if able to complete Number 6)

29) After Fangface spits him out, bite his hand and say. "Mm. Needs salt."

30) Pour salt on his hand afterwards.

31) Sign him up on a dating-website

32) Tie his shoe-laces together when he tries to run from Fangface.

33) Whenever in a life-or-death situation, say to him, "I TOLD you we should've turned left at that last intersection!" (even if it never happened)

34) Compare him to Edward Cullen.

35) Buy a guinea pig and name it after him.

36) Take his car for a joy-ride.

37) When he insults you, tell him, "Aw, thanks! I feel the same way!" as if you're flattered.

38) Make him watch chick-flicks all night.

39) Talk in a movie theater with him, and when he tells you to shut up, shush him and say "This is the good part!" …then give away the ending of the movie.

40) Sing the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song in the early hours of the morning.

41) Whenever he says one of his vocabulary words, shout "Watch the language!" like you're appalled.

42) Wax his eyebrows at 5 AM

43) Poke him in the forehead repeatedly and tell him to think up 20 different kinds of cereal

44) Make him babysit Fangpuss all day.

45) Put mustard in his coffee.

46) …Ask him if he'd like donuts and ketchup with that. (Fangs can help with this)

47) If in the unlikely event he compliments you, cry out "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!"

48) Wait around the corner with a giant rubber hammer and hit him with it, then apologize and say you mistook him for *insert creepy guy's name here*

49) Ask him if he looked into the mirror lately, because it's cracked.

50) Include him in your fan-fiction stories just to mess with him.

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A/N: See? Told you it was an important list! XD

Please review, but don't flame. (Puggsy, this goes double for you)