so this is a little thing i wrote about something my friends and i did. yes, most of this really did happen. just a little blurb of what me and my friends are like. we're absolutely insane. and i chose these characters cause these are the ones my friends are most like.
demyx is me.
xaldin is my friend hanna.
Axel/Bruixe are both Joelle. ha.
oh. and Lexy is Logan!


Mission: Find Xaldin
Time: 0200 hours
chance of success: ...eh, i'd say about 50-50.

"AXEL!" Demyx ran into Axel's room while screaming frantically. He jumped onto Axel's bed and continuously whacked his red-haired-friend over the head with a pillow, "WAKE UP!"

"BUAH!" Axel sparked, "Get off me! I don't appreciate creepy men jumping on me in the middle of the night!"

Demyx froze, the pillow pulled back in preparation for another whack, "You think I'm creepy?"

"When you're in my bed I do!" Axel sneered, shoving his idiot-friend off his bed and toppling to the floor.

Demyx stood up, "Now that you're awake… OMG! IT'S TERRIBLE!"

"What?" Axel rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and sat up.

"I NEED TO GO WAKE UP BRUIXE!" Demyx panicked, spinning around in frantic circles.

Axel glared, "You woke me up to tell me that you need to go talk to Bruixe?"

"No, no, no, no, no!" Demyx shook his head, "that's not it. I need her too. Now COME WITH ME!"

Axel had no choice but to go as Demyx yanked on his arm, pulling him down the hallway.

"With everything I put up with, I should get paid," Axel grumbled.

"BRUIXE!" Demyx screamed, just as he had earlier, and darted into Bruixe's room.

Demyx pulled a pillow back, about to hit Bruixe over the head. Before he had the chance, an arm lashed out at him, grabbing him by the shirt, and then hurled him—with magnificent force—over the bed and into the wall.

"Demyx, I think Bruixe is awake," Axel smirked, leaning on the wall.

"What the—" Bruixe started but trailed off as she realized who it was she had thrown into the wall. She glared, "If you're really waking me up right now, someone better be dead."

"It's worse," Demyx warned, "ROXAS ISN'T AWAKE!"

Axel and Bruixe shared an aggravated look.

"Of course he isn't," Bruixe moaned, "The only ones up at this hour are creeps and weirdoes."

Axel pointed at Demyx, "Exhibit A."

"Come on, we gotta go get him right now!" Demyx chimed

"Don't worry," they all turned to see Roxas standing in the doorway, wiping his eyes, "I'm already awake. I don't know who could possibly sleep through Demyx."

"Ok, Demyx," Bruixe sighed, "We're all here. Now will you please tell us why we're all awake?"

"Ok, this is serious…" He paused dramatically, "XALDIN IS MISSING!"

They all stared at him blankly.

"And?" Axel groaned, rubbing his temple.

Bruixe grumbled, "You woke me up for this?"

"Demyx," Roxas explained, "Xaldin got a job. He is working tonight. At Donatos."

"A… job?" Demyx questioned slowly.

"Yeah," Axel explained, "You know, the thing maybe you should get."

Demyx made a face, "But then I'd have to, like, work and stuff."

"Anyway," Bruixe shook away the topic, "What were you doing in Xaldin's room in the first place?"

"Legos," Demyx explained simply, "I was building a castle with Legos and I ran out. So I was trying to find more."

"In Xaldin's room?"

There was no answer. Demyx changed the subject.

"Well, as long as we're all awake, let's go see him!"

"Are you kidding me?" Axel snorted.

"I don't wanna be out with creeps and weirdoes," Bruixe complained.

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

"ALRIGHT!"

Demyx, jumping with excitement, created a portal and then all four of them stepped through it.

"Welcome to Danatos may I—" Xaldin began but stopped short as he saw who came through the door.

"Hiya!" Demyx greeted, throwing up a hand.

"Uh, hello?" Xaldin stood with a confused look on his face.

Bruixe stepped forward, "We decided to crash the party."

"So I noticed," Xaldin mused.

Axel stared. After a pause he asked, "Where's your hair?"

Sighing, Xaldin pointed to his hat, "They make me pull it back."

Bruixe gaped, "It all fits?"

"Yes," Xaldin rolled his eyes, "Jeez. I'm not Rapunzel."

"Oh, Rapunzel, Rapunzel," Demyx sighed dramatically.

Bruixe then slid over the counter and stole Xaldin's hat, letting his hair fall to his shoulders, "Let down your long hair!"

Xaldin snatched back his hat, "You're going to get me fired."

"Fire?" Axel snapped back into the conversation.

"No," Xaldin stated, without hesitation.

"Wait," Bruixe interrupted, "So… who is paying for this little outing?"

Axel and Demyx shared a look. Then, in unison, they both yelled, "NOSE GOES!"

Simultaneously, they put their index finger on the tip of their nose.

Bruixe quickly followed.

"Xaldin pays!" Bruixe cheered, grateful it wasn't coming from her pocket.

"What?" Xaldin stared in disbelief, "I'm working!"

"So…?" Bruixe pressed.

"So, I wasn't playing."

"Xaldy," Demyx explained, "No one is exempt from Nose Goes. If someone screams nose goes, then nose goes!"

Xaldin looked at Axel, as if he would be any help.

Axel shrugged, "All is fair in love, war, and nose goes."

Xaldin scowled and pulled out his wallet.


"What type of pizza?" Xaldin asked.

"A large… Meat Lovers," Bruixe decided.

"Does that have hot peppers?" Axel asked, scaling the menu.

"Eww, I hope not," Demyx stuck his tongue out, "Is there any such thing as a water pizza?"

"Yes," Xaldin rolled his eyes, "We keep it right next to the wind pizza."

"What's wrong with meat?" Bruixe debated.

"Can we just do cheese then?"

"Spicy pizza?"

"If you want something spicy, go to Taco Bell."

"Oh! Drinks!"

"Yeah, 4 drinks."

"Veggie pizza?"

"Are you kidding me? No."

"Meat?"

"No."

"Breadsticks!"

"Garlic Bread!"

Xaldin huffed, "We're getting one large pepperoni."

"Yum!"

"Sounds good."

"Fine with me."

"So many choices," Demyx stared at the Pepsi machine.

Bruixe filled her cup with Pepsi while Xaldin and Axel both took Dr. Pepper.

"Choose one randomly," Bruixe suggested.

"Um… Green!" and Demyx slammed his cup into the slot labeled 'Mountain Dew.'

A portal appeared and in walked Lexeaus.

"L-lexy?" Demyx questioned, "Why are you here?"

"What?" The man said in a deep voice, "I... Like pizza."

"Good reason," Axel nodded.

"Yeah," Bruixe agreed, "That's Legit."


The pizza came quickly and Xaldin took a break to eat with his friends. They all began eating when they all noticed Demyx bouncing in his seat.

"I like this drink! What's in it? I bet it has the BEST stuff in there! Why don't we have this at home? I think it'd be great! WOWWW! LOOK AT THAT DESIGN ON THE WALL! Oh, and I like the tile floor here. It's nice. So, why don't we have this drink at home again? We should. It's great. Great, great, great, great! Ha! Great is a silly word. I mean, not really, but when you say it a lot of times in a row, it starts to sound funny. You know what I mean? Great, great, great, great, great, great, great…"

Axel rubbed his temple, "And… whose idea was it to let Demyx choose his own drink? We can't make these kind of mistakes in public. We can barely take him anywhere as is. We should lock him in solitary confinement when he's all jacked up on Mountain Dew."

"Mountain Dew? Who wants to go drink dew off a mountain? Oh, wait, dew is like water, right? I SO would want to drink dew!" Demyx ranted, "Mountain Dew. Crazy name, but I like it. It's like green, which is weird cause I've never seen green water before… unless someone peed in it. Then that would be gross," Demyx stared at his cup and then smiled, "But I don't really care because it just tastes SO good!" he took a large swig, "I think if this ended up actually being like, pee, I'd be okay with that."

"Okaaay," Bruixe reached for the cup, "I think Demyx has had enough sugar."

"SSSSSS!" Demyx hissed, pulling the cup away from Bruixe's reach, "MINE! MINE! MINE!"

"Demyx, give us the drink," Axel warned, as if talking to a child.

"No!" He mumbled and took a big swig.

"I'll give you to the count of three," Xaldin warned, "One…"

"PPPPFFFFTTTTT!" Demyx exploded in laughter and spit the green liquid all over Axel.

"Alright. That stuff just got me wet…" Axel fumed, "That stuff has to go."

"Nooo!" Demyx jumped from the booth and ran to the Pepsi machine and quickly refilled his cup.

"Demyx, give us the cup and no one gets hurt," Bruixe warned as the friends stood slowly from the booth.

"You'll never take me alive, coppers!" Demyx screamed and took a big drink.

"Get over here!" Axel yelled and dove for Demyx.

Axel dove and grabbed Demyx's ankles, causing Demyx to fall. Then, Xaldin walked over and pried the cup out of Demyx's hands. He then handed the cup off to Bruixe.

"GIVE IT BACK!" Demyx rolled around on the ground, scooting himself along the floor, "I NEEEEED IT!"

"That is the last thing you need," Xaldin shook his head.

Demyx was working his way over to Bruixe, so she quickly tossed the cup to Axel who caught it without spilling a drop.

Demyx easily latched onto Axel's left leg.

"Give it back," He moaned, refusing to release Axel's foot.

"No," Axel jerked against Demyx's grip.

"I want it!"

"NO!"

Axel kept trying to pull free with no success.

Then, Axel felt something wet on his leg. He froze and looked down. A stunned expression captured his face. Bruixe and Xaldin both had a similar expression.

"Did you just… lick my leg?" Axel asked, staring in shock.

Demyx wiped his tongue on his sleeve, "Well, I was gonna bite, but then I realized that if I broke skin I'd taste blood. And I didn't want that. so I did the next best thing."

"You IDIOT!" Axel jerked his foot and this time broke free, "What would possess you to even do that?"

"Demyx is strange," Xaldin insisted, "But he's not THAT strange…"

"It must be the caffeine," Bruixe nodded.

"The Caff-who-sa?" Demyx repeated, his eyes drooping.

"He's about to crash," Xaldin noticed.

"Silly!" Demyx exploded in laughter, "I can't crash! I'm not in a rocket ship! I'm not even driving!"

"And it's a good thing, too," Xaldin smirked, "You'd probably be able to bring down an entire city if someone let you behind the wheel."

Before Xaldin finished his sentence, Demyx had fallen asleep, face down on the floor.

"That was fun," Axel threw away the cup of Mountain Dew.

"Yeah," Bruixe sighed and created a portal, "Now, who's going to carry him home? …Nose Goes!"

Bruixe touched her nose and Xaldin followed after.

"Are you kidding?" Axel sighed and picked up his friend, "Xaldin, I know I lost but… will you help me? He's heavy."

Xaldin shook his head and smirked, "Sorry Axel. All is fair in love, war, and nose goes."


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