Has anybody even noticed that I've updated? So if you're not reading this, or you've given up on me, then that means I'm writing this for no reason right? You fans had better start paying attention, or bad things are gonna come your way. Just Kidding, although I would like for someone to notice these updates. Sigh… Alright lets get the show on the road, Kirby will be in a VERY familiar place.
"Hey isn't that-"
"No way, he left ages ago, there's no way that's his Warpstar."
"Still I think we should check it out."
"Hang on Tiff are you so sure?" Tiff turned to her younger brother, Tuff, with determination in her eyes. She crossed her arms, angrily. She turned to the door, walked out and slammed it shut.
"Geeze what's her problem?" Tiff walked down the long halls of the old castle Dedede. Ever since Kirby defeated Nightmare, Dedede had been kicked out of the castle, and now her parents ruled.
Even with her determined spirit Tiff was doubtful of Kirby's return, she stopped at one of the balconies that overlooked Cappy Town. Tiff stared ahead at the many buildings that lined the valley below her. The town square still had the giant tree planted at the center. She watched the many Cappies go on with their daily lives; none of them seemed to miss Kirby. Tiff sighed and decided that maybe she had imagined it. A bright light had fallen through the sky, and Tiff had hoped it was Kirby, but maybe her brother was right. Why would Kirby ever come back? Tiff was lost in a blank stare at the town, it's natural beauty was all she needed to calm her mind. Of course all beautiful things have an ugly side to them. Out of the corner of her eye Tiff caught something.
"A limousine? Oh no." It was none other than King Dedede's Limo, He drove through the town like it was his again; laughing his unforgettable laugh. After several near death experiences with King Dedede's Limo, all of the Cappies were running around screaming.
"Ugh great, now I have him to deal with!" Tiff rushed out the castle, as fast as her feet could carry her. Once she reached the draw bridge she called out to Waddle Doo.
"Lower the bridge!" Waddle Doo turned around.
"Oh hey Tiff how's it going?" Tiff rolled her eyes.
"Just fine, could just lower the drawbridge already?" Waddle Doo nodded and started cranking a wheel. As soon as the bridge was down, King Dedede drove right in. The Limo stopped about an inch away from Tiff's face. The King hopped out to greet her.
"Well well well, if it isn't little girly!" Tiff immediately lost it.
"My name is TIFF!" Now get out before I have you two arrested!" King Dedede laughed at the empty threat; at least he thought it was empty.
"So girly got guts eh? Well don't you worry 'bout me, ol' Dedede's gots a preposition for your mommy and daddy." Tiff once again rolled her eyes.
"I'm sure you mean proposition, sire." King Dedede brought out his hammer.
"That's what I said isn't it? Or would you like to… uh what's the word… contradictionary?" Tiff finally spoke up.
"IT'S CONTRADICT!" King Dedede frowned, obviously not caring about what Tiff had to say.
"Oh I know what it is it's contradict, now then, or would you like to contradict me Escargoon?" The tension that usually came with King Dedede's hammer had been dropped over the last minute of incorrect language. So Escargoon replied with a simple,
"No." King Dedede turned back towards Tiff.
"Good! Now then where was I? Ah yes my proposition! Now then you hear me out!"
"I really don't care to hear what you have to say go take it up with my mother and Father!"
"A'right just the kinda words I've been meanin' to hear!" King Dedede waltzed into the castle as if it was his own again. The carefree king marched on to the throne room, with a suspicious Tiff following him. Tiff remained at a distance of ten feet, and she didn't have to be all that quiet, after the king was singing.
"Oh gonna gets me some sleep! It's much better than eatin' sheep! I'll get gourmet food, that'll improve mah mood!" The king repeated this verse over and over again; eventually Tiff had to cover her ears. After a long walk the two were at the throne. Tiff stopped at the doorway, and could barely make out their conversation. Finally she peaked around the corner to see an unexpected sight. King Dedede was sprawled out on the floor bawling.
"Oh well you do seem to have turned over a new leaf." King Ebrum said.
"Ah yes I can see your good nature!" Said Queen Like.
"Oh really?" The king said under tears.
"You guys are the greatest, after all I put you through!" Disgusted, Tiff decided to show herself.
"Oh come on, he's obviously playing you for saps! This is like what, the twentieth time he's done this, and you're always so forgiving!"
"Oh Tiff honey, I'm sure the king has changed his ways!"
"Yes, now I'll hear no more of this yelling, Dedede is staying here until he wishes to leave!"
"WHAT!" King Dedede stopped crying, and started to grin.
"Now ya see was that all that hard? Don't worry you won't even notice me!"
"Ugh fine! I'm going to investigate that light I saw earlier."
Tiff stormed out of the building, leaving two concerned rulers, and one happy ex-ruler.
"I don't get it; this is exactly where the light landed!" Tiff paced around wildly looking for what she assumed to be Kirby. She stopped near a large canyon, and decided not to look into it, but with her options running thin, she had to. Tiff carefully slid down the rocks, making sure not to lose balance. As she slid further a couple of rocks fell from where she stopped. Suddenly she heard a large CRACK! The platform beneath her gave way and Tiff began to plummet towards the abyss.
"… hey why am I not falling?" Tiff looked up to see a pink stub of an arm holding on to her. She was being pulled along by a star. It rocketed upward and she almost fell off. The two rose up above the crevice, and she was set down on the grass. Tiff looked to see who her savior was.
"KIRBY!" The two friends hugged gleefully.
"Oh Kirby I thought I'd never see you again!" Tiff yelled with tears rolling down her eyes.
"Poyo!" Kirby said just as happy. Tiff wiped her face and grabbed Kirby by the arm.
"Come on we've got to tell the others." The two then bolted off towards Cappy town. As they approached the town gates, several Cappies came gushing out of the gate to greet the long missed hero. There were hundreds, maybe thousands of shouts of glee, and greetings. As if they were meeting a famous celebrity for the first time, the entire town swarmed Kirby, and followed him and Tiff up the hill to Castle Cappy.
"Hey why does that bozo get more attention than me!"
"Well sire you'd probably have to be nicer to people." King Dedede turned around, red in the face.
"What! Are you saying I'm not nice!" The Hammer came down on Escargoon's head… not shocking ey? The two continued their brawl, and completely missed Kirby's welcoming entrance.
"Oh Kirby old boy its been so long!" King Ebrum went up and patted Kirby on the head, Kirby enjoyed it.
"Tonight a banquet shall be held to honor Kirby's return!"
Late that night the Banquet had attracted many, if not all, Cappies. Kirby ended up eating most of the food, but nobody seemed to mind. The only people not at the banquet were Escargoon and Dedede.
"Now then let's see if this still works!" King Dedede hopped up into his old throne eagerly awaiting his revenge. He then slammed his fist down on the armrest, and several pieces of machinery identical to his other castle's came out of the wall. A large TV screen opened up next to the throne. Customer Service popped up.
"Well I haven't seen you in a while! How's the new hammer?"
"It's gone! Kirby beat me, again!"
"Hohohoho why am I not surprised?"
"Just shut yer' trap and listen! I need a Monstah that can get revenge easily!"
"I know the perfect one; let's see if we can upload it." Electricity filled the air as the monster was uploaded to the castle. Once the energy dissipated it revealed a strange monster. It was mainly white, with a blue scarf that had four blue wavy spikes coming out of it. It's shoulders were large spikes, and its feet were spiked as well. To top it off the creature was split in two by a zipper. On its face was an upside down heart with several holes in it.
"Your majesty meet the Twilight Thorn!"
The dinner party slowly drew to a close. Cappies started to leave with their eyes heavy, and their stomachs stuffed. Kirby and Tiff waved goodbye to the guests. However the ground started to shake near the end of the goodbyes. However Tiff dismissed as an Earthquake and the rumbling started to stop.
"Now then we should get this place cleaned up!"
"Oh but I don't wanna!"
"Tuff you will do as your father says!"
"Fine!" Kirby ran to the broom closet and grabbed out several cleaning supplies. The three started to work at cleaning up the dining room. Hours droned by, three long hours. Eventually the place was as clean as it was before. The chairs had been pushed in, the floors were shining, the only thing that upset Tiff was that the rumbling from earlier had started up again. Only this time it was much worse.
"Y'know I don't think that this is an Earthquake!"
"Yeah I'm starting to get the same feeling too."
"Poyo!" Kirby's gleeful attitude was soon interrupted by more violent shaking. This time around it caused several chandeliers to fall. Cracks appeared in the wall, and it collapsed. The Twilight Thorn slowly walked through the large hole in the wall. It spotted Kirby and suddenly a large blue aura surrounded the pink hero. Light enveloped the area, and before anybody knew it Kirby was suspended in the air unable to move. The twilight thorn came up close and examined Kirby, immediately it grabbed the hero and tossed him up into the air. Kirby noticed a chandelier and sucked it up. The Twilight thorn was met with a blow to the face and it fell backwards. As if it were a snake it slithered into a hole. Nothing seemed to happen, but suddenly the entire room was tipped sideways and Kirby started to fall. The room kept turning until it was completely upside down. The twilight thorn appeared out of nowhere carrying a large ball of energy. Kirby sucked up some debris from the wall and spat it out into the ball. A large explosion occurred, and Kirby collapsed with a thud to the floor, followed by the Twilight thorn. Kirby staggered to his feet, and luckily the Twilight thorn was still knocked out. Tiff frantically looked around for something for Kirby to swallow. She noticed a candle.
"Kirby Suck it up!" Kirby turned towards the candle and inhaled. Kirby did several back flips into the air. A golden crown appeared on his head, and it was ignited. He had become Fire Kirby!
"Alright Fire Kirby!" Tiff cheered.
Kirby turned towards the unconscious Twilight Thorn, and started to unload fire on it. The Twilight thorn suddenly rose to its feet and started to unleash several thorny black and white beams. Suddenly Kirby heard a voice.
"Reversal."
Immediately Kirby started to dodge through the beams, all the while spinning. The dodging brought him up to the Twilight Thorn's head. Kirby then unleashed more fire. The Twilight thorn did its own little reversal, and it moved in an inhumane way around Kirby. Suddenly it punched it's fists and feet into the ground. White lights surrounded the holes and small strange gray things started to pour out of the holes. Meanwhile The Twilight thorn was unleashing more black and white thorns.
"Hey tiff those little things look like they could be sucked up!"
"Hey good idea tuff! Kirby behind you!" Kirby turned to face the gray things.
"Get rid of fire, and suck up those things instead!" Kirby dropped the fire ability and started to inhale. Several of the things went into Kirby's mouth. He swallowed.
Suddenly the black and white thorns enveloped Kirby. They departed revealing a Kirby in a white suit. Only his eyes showed and there was a zipper running along the slit for his eyes. He had become Dusk Kirby! Kirby turned to face the Twilight thorn, which was still embedded into the ground. He started to unleash a barrage of thorns that was countered by the Twilight Thorn's own thorns. Kirby's broke through and started to attack the Twilight thorn. Slowly the Twilight Thorn started to deflate. Its empty shell cover Kirby like a deflated bounce house.
"Kirby you did it!"
"Yay go Kirby!" The two siblings ran over and picked up the empty vessel. Kirby crawled out from underneath.
"Come on let's go raid the kitchen!"
"Tuff no! we just had a banquet, I'm sure all Kirby wants is a rest, right?" Suddenly The King and Queen ran into the hall.
"Children come quick!"
"What's wrong?"
"It's the Halberd, its here!"
I don't even know if anybody reading this… thanks a lot. Thumbs up if you can guess the Kingdom Hearts reference! Come on somebody review, I worked hard on this chapter! Well I suppose I might possibly see you guys next time on Kirby Superstar the True Story! Please… come back my fans!
