A/N: This was made completely out of boredom.

For one of the Guest reviewers: I'm sorry but I already started making this chapter so I might as well finish it. And I plan on revealing Ace's father on the later part so, please just wait for it. :3

And PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THIS TO KIDS OR PEOPLE WITH A MIND THAT OF A KID. IT HAS GREEN JOKES.


"Rise and shine boys." Shanks said sleepily, the fact that he was just having one of the greatest sleeps in his life after pulling more than one all-nighter and then being thrown out of the bed by Ben just to have this annoying meal he calls "breakfast."

More importantly, he wasn't just waking up 3 boys. He was waking up 3 boys, 3 teenagers, and a polar bear.

Shanks's eye twitched. 'Funny? How did my family get this big?'

Luffy was up and jumping already. "ALRIGHT! LET'S GO HAVE BREAKFAST!" Luffy ran past all the sleeping people and was about to do that to Shanks but then he was grabbed in the nick of time.

"Luffy, please do share some words of wisdom for me." Shanks smiled at Luffy. Luffy looked up for a second then looked at the sleepy-heads.

"HEY! IF YOU GUYS DON'T WAKE UP, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY BREAKFAST BECAUSE I'M EATING THEM ALL!"

And so 6 heads rose with eyes large and swollen. "I'M UP. I'M UP."


So they started eating breakfast with Luffy's hand going around plates to gather food.

"Can't I have sleep?" Law asked in a menacing tone, it was annoying. No teenager is ever up early.

"My ship, my rules. You decided to live here, now deal with it." Shanks said in a flat tone, still having that competition with Law.

"This was your ship? I thought it was Mister Ben's." Law bluntly said as he took a piece of meat in his mouth. "And what makes you think that?" Shanks asked, a bit annoyed. "Because you're lazy, carefree, and you don't know how to take care of kids." Law answered with a serious face on.

"I know how to take care of kids!"

"Says the guy who just literally watched his sons kill gigantic monstrous animals and let one fall off the cliff."

"And why do you have a say in this?!"

"Because I'm the one he fell on top of and I'm also the one who saved his life."

Shanks groaned. Why is he loosing to a 14-year old when he's 27 years old?

"So you live near a cliff? I'm surprised boulders don't ever fall on top of your house." Ace muttered darkly, giving Shachi and Penguin goosebumps.

"No. We don't live near a cliff." Law huffed in a somewhat annoyed tone. "Then what on Earth would he be doing under a cliff?" Sabo scrunched his eyebrows and stared at Law.

"Assuming he's a sadist, he must love watching people fall. Then curing them after wards." Shanks said in a serious tone.

"What?! I am not a sadist!"

"Yes you are." Law's companions said in chorus.

"What gives you that idea?"

"How about me, Shachi, and Bepo tell you guys a story?" Penguin smirked as the three boys' eyes glowed in interest.

"I just loooove stories." Ace smirked at Law.

"So do I, hey Luffy, do you love stories?" Sabo slung an arm around Luffy, but of course, not without smiling brightly at Law.

"I love stories! I love stories! Hurry up and begin already!"

Shachi laughed, "If you say so... It all started 2 years ago, with his childhood friend, Kid." (THAT'S RIGHT MADAFAKAS! I just loooove messing around those two.)


"Seriously Law? You're still reading that boring book about the... uhh... au naturel? Copula? Fornication?"

"Ugh, just stop it Kidd. It's the anatomy of humans. Stop thinking of adulterated intercourses if you please?" Law rolled his eyes in a disturbed way.

"Why should I? You my mom or something?" Kidd crossed his arms as he jumped off the tree. "No, it's just that you're barely 13 and I doubt you should even be talking about love-making." Law added with a sort of disturbed tone.

"Sooner or later you'll have to learn about intimacy anyway, so why not learn it earlier?" Kidd scoffed.

"Is that the only thing your mind could ever keep up with?"

"Come on Law, get some fresh air!" Kidd beamed, "You're not going to stay sheltered forever! Learn about the outside world!" Kidd then grabbed Law's book, "Wa- HEY!" Law stood up and tried to snatch it away but Kidd grabbed Law's hand. "No, you are not going to get your book back. It's about damn time you tarry reading that book. I'm going to teach you something you might have not yet discerned of."

"Oh no, don't worry, I'm rich in carnal knowledge-"

"NOT PROCREATION!" Kidd cut off Law before he could even start his disgusting explanation. "That's not the only thing I think of Law!" Kidd growled as he returned the book to Law.

"Really? Because last time I checked it's actually the only thing you ever talk about with me."

"With you, duuuh."

Law raised his eyebrow.

"Let's go to the forest!"

"We live in a forest idiot."

"The deeper side of the forest, idiot."

So Kidd and Law began their journey to the deeper side of the forest.

So there they arrived at a place reeking with animals. "So? What do you think?" Kidd asked Law. "What do I think?" Law then looked at Kidd with a straight face, "I think this place is horrible. These animals are so annoying. They smell your feet, they spread their saliva on your hand, they sit on top of your head and on your shoulder."

"You think animals are annoying? What about Bepo?" Kidd sat down to cuddle one of the ferrets. "If it means cutting your head off or setting your pants on fire, I would beg of you not to compare Bepo to these lowly creatures." Law crossed his arms. Just then, it looks like Mother Nature heard Law and unleashed its anger on him by sending two gigantic meerkats.

"Uhh... Law...?"

"What?"

"There's a meerkat half your size behind you."

"It's just half my size so what could possibly go wro-" The meerkat grabbed Law's book and tore it in to pieces before shoving it in its throat.

SNAP!

Kidd looked at Law curiously when he heard something like a stick snapping in to two. He was shocked, Law's face was shaded and all you could see were his eyes glinting dangerously as he slowly approached the meerkat chewing up his favorite book.

"La-" Before Kidd could ask what was wrong... Law grabbed the two meerkats by the neck and bashed their heads on to each other. Kidd thought it was over when the two meerkats fainted, but no, it wasn't.

It was just beginning.

Law ripped out part of the skin of the other meerkat and took out a tooth from the other and used that tooth to impale it on the skinned part of the meerkat. The partly skinned meerkat cried in agony while the harelip meerkat tried to run away but Law grabbed its tail before it could run off in to the jungle. Law tore the tail apart and used it tie the two meerkats hanging upside down from a tree.

And he did this with a crazy smile on his face like he was enjoying it.

Meanwhile, Kidd, all covered in meerkat blood looked at Law like he was some kind of psycho killer. "What the hell Law?! You enjoyed that!?"

"It felt nice, but I couldn't exactly say I enjoyed it. Besides, they're still alive." Law gestured to the two meerkats whimpering, "See? Alive. I don't like killing people or things."

Just then gigantic vultures grabbed the meerkats and started eating the two in front of Law and Kidd's very eyes.

"You're enjoying this too?"

"They deserve it. Besides, at least I didn't kill them."

That was the day Kidd found out about Law's cruel sadism.


Ace was staring at Law with his mouth gaping.

Sabo dropped the meat on his fork.

Ben choked on his beer.

Yasopp's eyes shrunk.

Rockstar had a priceless face on.

Lucky lost his appetite to eat, as he imagined eating meerkats.

Shanks had a goofy smile on.

Law just looked away while Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo put on a goofy smile, just like Shanks.

While Luffy.. "What's au naturel?"

"It means naked, Luffy." Penguin answered.

"Oohhh... I see, what's fornication?"

"Wha-"

"And copula? And adulterated intercourses? And love-making? And intimacy? And carnal knowledge? And procreation?"

Everyone looked at Luffy with a dumbfounded look.

"Uhh... food?" Bepo said.

"Food? Is it delicious?"

Ben burst out laughing. Shanks glared at Ben.

"Luffy, you're too young to know about it." Law took a deep breath as he sipped on his hot chocolate.

"Too young? So.. Shanks is old enough to know about it?"

"More like do it." Once again Ben burst laughing.

"Do it?"

And that's how the endless questions about making-out started from Luffy.


OMAKE!

"What are you doing here?" Kidd asked with an irritated face.

"I'm drinking, isn't it obvious? Kidd?" Law looked at him with a calm face.

"That's not what I meant. Anyway, throw that shit away. In the end you did become some kind of fucked up pirate?"

"I became a pirate, not a fucked up one atleast." Law looked at the side and whispered, "Unlike you..."

"What was that?"

Just then the door burst open and Kidd and Law looked at it as a boy with a very familiar straw hat, a very familiar scar, and a very familiar smile that crept on his face, behind him was a green-haired swordsman who was very familiar to Law as well.

"ALRIGHT ZORO! LET'S GO GET SOME MEAT!"

"Can you wait? I'm still pulling out the money from my pocket!" Zoro growled at the raven.

"Anyway, back to the- Law?" Kidd's eyebrows furrowed. "Law? Hey Law? LAAAW? DUDE! STOP IGNORING ME!"

Law was staring at the boy with wide eyes. His lips slowly moved and his voice came out soft and silent, but the raven heard it as he turned his head to the Law.

"Luffy...?"

The raven's eyes widened.

"Law...?"


A/N: And that ends our special chapter and special omake! So leave review for me if you please! Aishiteru~ 3